Bashin cumquat

February 16, 2008

 

You notice that men are more Homophobic than women?

Are Men THAT vain that they think that every gay guy wants to fuck them?
Like you see a guy and be like “I don’t like him, he’s gay” WHY? What did he do to you?
Even if he says hello…how you gon get offended?

It’s not like some dude just walks up to you, pinches you on the ass and tries to suck you off
THAT might be an issue.

EVEN if some extra flamers flirts with you…why not say “I’m not gay, or I don’t get down like that”
Instead of “You fag yadda yadda yadda” ESPECIALLY since guys are so fukn stupid that if an argument escalates to a certain extent
They will say some homosexual ish like “suck my Dk” or “Fuk you” some dumb mess
…cuz a lot of men are idiots.

 

Also…GAY does NOT mean homosexual anymore

Heterosexuals took that…Gay people stole the rainbow…we took “Gay” Puahahahaha

Gay just means undesirable or unwanted…anything can be Gay now

You wanna go see Harry Potter?
NO that movie is gay

Does that mean that that movie likes to have sex with the same types of movies? ….no.

That was CLEARLY Pass interference they didn’t call it…that’s Gay

Does that mean that that rule infraction likes to have sex with other rule infractions of the same penalty?
….nope.

Women are never really homophobic, they might not like a woman coming on to them, but a woman checking them out…they don’t seem to mind as much
All women check out women…gay or straight
And if the gay woman is Fine the woman may take it as a compliment…

And with that…Homophobic is a dumb term

People that don’t agree with a homosexual lifestyle aren’t necessarily afraid of them…like they all scary!
Whoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo it’s Gayness!
Like Gay hid under your bed or in your closet when you were little

Like your mother says…say your prayers and eat your vegetables or GAY is gonna get you!

Sheesh

Arachnophobia…fear of spiders YES!

AAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDD

People are assholes, including gay people. Therefore if you’re out and there’s a gay dude/dudette being an asshole
And you get into an altercation…it is NOT Gay bashing!

It’s like “Hating” Can’t you just not like somebody?
Gay bashing…couldn’t the gay person just had it coming? You might not even know the person was gay

And the whole Gay marriage thing…who gives a fuk?
Why is the government even bothering?
Let people live

I will admit that the super flamers are annoying as hell…cuz they seem to be attention whores
Sometimes gay people act like caricatures of the sex they portray…it’s like no woman acts like that…and no dude acts like that

But beyond all that….they’re just fukn people

Gay bashing….they are the only ones

Where’s Jew bashing?
Basketball player bashing?
Twinkie eater bashing?

Maybe I don’t agree with people that likes cumquats (who does?)…maybe I want to thump them on the forehead lol

  • akilah

    you really are a fool for this one sir…….lol rotfl……

  • http://www.myspace.com/sbenitez Santana Caress

    You notice that men are more Homophobic than women?
    MOS DEF!

    EVEN if some extra flamers flirts with you…why not say “I’m not gay, or I don’t get down like that”
    Instead of “You fag yadda yadda yadda” ESPECIALLY since guys are so fukn stupid that if an argument escalates to a certain extent
    They will say some homosexual ish like “suck my Dk” or “Fuk you” some dumb mess
    …cuz a lot of men are idiots.
    IM QUITE SURE THERE IS A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN INSIDE YOUR BODY DYING TO GET OUT!

    Heterosexuals took that…Gay people stole the rainbow…we took “Gay” Puahahahaha
    JOHN MAYER WAS PHOTOGRAPHED WEARING A HOODIE WITH A RAINBOW AND UNDERNEATH THE RAINBOW IT READ “HOMOSEXUAL LOVER OF RAINBOWS” I WANT ONE

    Women are never really homophobic, they might not like a woman coming on to them, but a woman checking them out…they don’t seem to mind as much
    All women check out women…gay or straight
    And if the gay woman is Fine the woman may take it as a compliment…
    I WAS HIT ON BY A REALLY CUTE SACRY SPICE-ESQUE LESBIAN A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. I TOOK IT AS A COMPLIMENT. MY GUY FRIENDS WERE ALL ‘YOU SHOULD GET HER NUMBER’ (AS TO BE EXPECTED) NO THANKS.

    People are assholes, including gay people. Therefore if you’re out and there’s a gay dude/dudette being an asshole
    And you get into an altercation…it is NOT Gay bashing!
    LMAO…ESPECIALLY IN DUPONT CIRCLE AT 3 IN THE MORNING! THOSE TRANNIES GET BITCHY!

    I will admit that the super flamers are annoying as hell…cuz they seem to be attention whores
    Sometimes gay people act like caricatures of the sex they portray…it’s like no woman acts like that…and no dude acts like that
    But beyond all that….they’re just fukn people
    DAMN THATS TRUE! WELL SAID
    I HATE WHEN THEY ACT ALL EXTRA

  • gee unit

    am I the only girl without a gay best friend?? I need to get one…I don’t have any lesbian friends either…dang I feel so deprived!
    oh and don’t forget male bashing….”that man ain’t shit”
    lets stop it ladies…..PLULEEEZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! okay?

  • prissy

    you made some good points LOL

  • Arianna

    “Are Men THAT vain that they think that every gay guy wants to fuck them?”: Yeah…most of the time its like ‘dont flatter yourself’. I work with a few homophobes, but they have reason not to like some of the openly gay boys. 1 time I heard them commenting on this brothas package…asking him if his wife really knows what to do with it and shit…WTF???He handled it alot better than I thought he would.

    “People are assholes, including gay people.”: Aint that the truth…They kill they gay excuse tooo f’n much tho. Y cant they all b like Stanford from Sex…city. I luv him.

    “I will admit that the super flamers are annoying as hell…cuz they seem to be attention whores”: The trannies right??? I cant go downtown anymore in NY, its the f’n gay capital of the world…

    “Twinkie eater bashing?”: LMAO…mmmm twinkies.

    “Maybe I don’t agree with people that likes cumquats (who does?)…maybe I want to thump them on the forehead lol”: :)U got problems…Ive never had a cumquat…Prolly bcause of the name alone, I will never eat it. I wonder what it tastes like…but I wont judge the cumquat lovers.

  • curvydva

    Umm…wow. Uh…yeah. *sigh* Do you know I actually had to put my head down when I read “Does that mean that that movie likes to have sex with the same types of movies? ….no.” An f’n mess. And I think that would make Harry Potter homocinematic if it did lol.

    Are Men THAT vain that they think that every gay guy wants to fuck them?
    Like you see a guy and be like “I don’t like him, he’s gay” WHY? What did he do to you?
    Even if he says hello…how you gon get offended?
    -The dudes who react like that are usally the ones that aren’t the most secure in their own sexuality. When a gay dude hits on them, they think the gay dude saw something in them to make them think he was down. These dudes are trully homophobes, but it’s their OWN sexuality they are afraid of.

  • http://atlcutey20.blogspot.com ATLcutey

    hey i just happen to run across your blog. thanks for givng me my laugh for today.

    i’ll be back to visit .

    ps~ love the ol skool music!
    🙂

  • Keli

    You know…I always thought it was gay for a dude to tell another dude to suck his d*. Yeah man…that’s gay.

    I am actually flattered when a woman hits on me. Not too mention, women know how to keep it moving once you say you’re not interested. I’m just saying.

    The gay boogie man! LMAO! That would be quite interesting.

    You are so right! No woman acts like a flaming homosexual. That Miss Jay is a prime example. There is nothing “miss” about Jay.

    I don’t have to like you regardless of your sexuality. The folks that get on my nerves are the ones that feel they are owed more rights than others (this can pertain to other demographics as well)…so what you like to sleep with men…I really don’t care! No, its not hating…I just really don’t care. And like you said…gay people can be azzholes too.

    Cumquats…how random? lol

  • Keli

    Oh…I used to work at the Gap…Gay and Proud…one day I told the manager I could not wear this sweatshirt because it was gay. He had the nerve to be offended. I told him it was too sizes too small, and that was gay. I had to pretty much give him your example above. Had to let him know I was not talking about his sexuality, well not directly, lol. Yeah…it was a mess.

  • MsSepia

    Love the post – very true statements and women are definitely less homo-phobic (or whatever you want to call it). I miss having a gay best friend …never had a lesbian friend knowingly HMMMM 🙂 Why do most people watch Extreme flamers though – its like a car wreck …you can’t look away I guess. Have to agree with the “suck my Dyck” comment men make, why now that sounds GAY 🙂 Gay is definitely not about homosexuality anymore…it has many uses! You have me laughing over here after reading this.

  • http://www.karrieb.blogspot.com Karrie B.

    Whoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo it’s Gayness!
    Like Gay hid under your bed or in your closet when you were little

    omg
    omg
    omg

    lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    whenever i come this way, and u post a funny one, i’m really sitting at my laptop laughing out loud. i love you.

    -karrie b.

  • lovnlife

    It’s not like some dude just walks up to you, pinches you on the ass and tries to suck you off
    THAT might be an issue.!

    You are funny!

  • harriet

    funny stuff…i guess it’s funny to me because you were so dead serious about it. maybe i just don’t like confrontation, so i have a tendency to laugh everything off. who knows? bottom line, although i don’t totally agree with everything you wrote (we’re eye to eye on about 85% of it, though), i still have so much respect for you, your opinion and your skill! long, verbose, but those are some flowers before you die. LOL

  • beautifulgyrlj

    …cuz a lot of men are idiots.
    -Mmmm its great to hear a man say that.

    I don’t know what’s up with people that think every gay person wants them. Stupid to me…

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