fASSination

January 13, 2009

 

Fascination with Ass

I still maintain I don’t get it…why do people love and fear the ass?

Kiss my ass

Why?
Why the ass? Is it because feces comes out? So are you supposed to deficate on their face or lips?
What’s the point? What…are you gonna get naked so they can kiss it? Then what? What did that prove?
But why did they pick the ass though…I guess to degrade them; Lick my Armpit would be worse…all deordaranty and musty.

Now THIS…THIS aint bad…Hi Bria 🙂

Anyway….

You asshole!

What? Why THAT part? Why not:” you Between the third and fourth toe skin ass muhfuka”
Jackass

Why? And what about the Donkey makes it a Jack Ass…why Ass? Is it always Ass?
I will beat your ass!

Seriously…what if that was taken litteral? What if you got in a fight and all you did was chase each other in a circle
Trying to punch each other repeatedly on the ass…cuz that’s all you wanted to do

You aint shit

Thanks!
Dumb Ass

How? Wha? Wait…Dumb ass?
I’ll stick XYZ up your ass

Mostly men say this…why? What do you want to stick something…shove something …be close to or around someone’s ass?
That’s just gay.

Men ALWAYS get gay when their mad…like real gay!

I’ll stick this and that up your ass
I’ll fuck you up
Suck my dick
Eat a dick up (Meaning theirs)
I will fuck you in the ass

Like …what?

Just get REALLY REALLY Gay then

Like if some guy pulls out in front of you or pisses you off, be like:
“You fuker! I’m going to light a fire, massage you, fix you dinner and we’re going to dance to Whitney Houston and then I’ma shove my foot so far up your ass”

Puahahahaha cuz damn

Does Mad=Homosexual?

Men are stupid…thats why I dont date them
…oh and its gay

gimme summadis

  • http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Miss B

    You have no sense…

  • Miss Mika

    OMG! You did NOT take it there.

    You make some interesting points though…

    why out of all body parts, was the a$shole chosen to be the ultimate insult body part?

    Love the way you think E.

  • Wannabe57

    Now I am a fan of the ass but Bria?? Her ass seems mighty suspect. I’m thinking there is some photoshop going on.

  • http://www.myspace.com/siakdizzy dilly

    lol @ men are stupid, thats why i dont date them… you are such a fool. but i see your point. My coworker Sean is king of the “gayness” when he gets mad… kiss a dick, suck this, suck that.. we always tell him to chill with that. i dont know. i guess in many regards it IS an insult. i mean, why would you want someone to kiss where you make waste? you know?

    im surprised you didnt get extra and take it to the “fetish” parts, lol

  • Buckhead

    “I will beat your ass!

    Seriously…what if that was taken litteral? What if you got in a fight and all you did was chase each other in a circle
    Trying to punch each other repeatedly on the ass…cuz that’s all you wanted to do”

    Oh my goodness, boy… you are too silly!!!
    You got me picturing a school yard full of kids, one child is scared to fight so he just stands there crying while a bully steadily hits his behind…

    Guess the world has a love/hate relationship with the buttocks *shrug*.

  • ja divinity

    HAahahaaaa@ “You fuker! I’m going to light a fire, massage you, fix you dinner and we’re going to dance to Whitney Houston and then I’ma shove my foot so far up your ass”

  • http://www.itssaulewright.blogspot.com thic flair

    Sorry, Bria stopped me from reading this blog entry…

  • http://www.dariustwilliams.blogspot.com Darius T. Williams

    Ha – I can’t take it – hilarious.

  • http://www.fungkeblakchik.com [fung’ke] [blak] [chik]

    i got ass for days..

    asshole men
    asshole coworkers
    asshole family members..lol

    it’s soo asinine!

  • http://amiladay.blogspot.com Shi

    Hey E,

    Seriously…what if that was taken litteral? What if you got in a fight and all you did was chase each other in a circle
    Trying to punch each other repeatedly on the ass…cuz that’s all you wanted to do- Hilarious!

    Mad funny and True! Look you E over there think about a bunch of stuff!

    I’m working on my ass hope it works out. LOL!

  • http://desertstorm08.blogspot.com/ RunGirl.

    Hilarious! You should really think about putting these all together in a book.

    I’d sooo put that on my coffee table!

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