Yellow Frontz

August 15, 2007

There are a lot of unwritten rules in life (at least I think so) a there’s a ton of them that are inside the Restroom
Wait.

You know what annoys me? When people call the Restroom the Bathroom and vice versa…and if you don’t know what the difference is; you’re a maroon.
Anywhoo…

Usually in a Men’s restroom you’ll have urinals; typically there are 3 or four in a row
NOTE: Only Jerkfaces take the middle one when there’s no one there
This would mean the next person would have to stand RIGHT next to him to piss…what’s the rule when some asshole takes the middle urinal?
Go to the Stall

eclectik quirk: When I’m forced to go to the stall to piss I always leave the door open cuz I don’t want people to think I’m shittin.

Men do a lot of weird things when they are in the rest room…ladies since you’re next to never in there (Unless you’re a fast ass hot butt)
Lemme tell ya.

Some men when using the urinal or stall when taking a piss will take their off hand stretch it high and place it on the wall in front of them and sorta lean forward and go.

This skeeves me out because you’re touching a nasty ass restroom wall with your bare hand
And it annoys me because why?
Do you need to hold yourself up to piss? It looks like he’s mackin on the urinal like
“Yeah baby, so yeah…I’m gonna go on ahead and pee in you…yeah, right here…”

Another stupid ass thing that people men do is pull their pants down to piss and rest their hands on their hips while peeing
What are you taking a super piss? Who fukin poses while they urinate…That’s Vain Vein

eclectik quirk: I don’t think I’ve actually used my hands to flush a toilet in years…always a knuckle or heel of my hand

You know what’s weird about me (I meant, what else is weird about me LOL…like it was one thing lol)

Often times you’re stuck next to a person at the urinal (or at least a stall over) and sometimes I’d be next to a dude that’s taking a
LONG ass piss…like he was already there when I walked in…I’ve used it, flushed, AND washed my hands…on my way out and he still steaming LOL!

I used to think that; that meant they had longer diks LMAO…my logic was it took longer for the piss to come out (I know I’m an idiot)
And it always seemed to be the dudes taking the hand on hip Super piss that be there forever…f’n fs

Someone told me the long piss had to do with a lot of drinking (and prolly Beer) …which made sense and you’d expect that a person that didn’t go to second grade, almost didn’t go to 4th or 5th, and was in a Gifted program till High School woulda figured that
…told you I = idiot lol

So anyway besides all THAT stuff what made me type this whole thing is I had a random thought after using the restroom earlier when this dude was next to me in the urinal…finished and flushed without a pause

So I thought…he’sa pissy pants

I mean give it a shake or two (or Twelve) …men don’t wipe like women do (I mean I do sometime shhhhh) but if these dudes just stop flow and go

Then they are definitely rockin the Yellow Fronts

(figure 98% of my readers are women and you put up with my pictures of flat stomachs and ass…so…)

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Keli

I typically say ladies room…never really have to refer to the men’s room. But yeah, I know the difference, lol.

The stall rule…keeping the door open…umm…if they peep underneath they should know by the direction your feet are facing. I’m just saying, lol.

Makin’ on the urinal…lmao. The funny thing is if you’re leaning aren’t you more likely to peep over at the person next to you. Hmmm…maybe the lean is a peepers cover up.

I flush with my foot, or I use a paper towel, or tp.

12 shakes, lol.

Aww damn! Yellow frontz. I was wondering where that title was headed. lol
http://thetenaciousone.blogspot.com tenacious

LMAO…Oh wow I’m like dying over here

Who knew there were “Rules of the Restrooms”?

And to think I thought men went in, unzipped enough so the wee wee stick outs, piss, shake, washed hands and went about ur business

And to think there’s foot placements, hand placements, urinal positions, pissing stances and all

Leaving the door open so people won’t think you took a poo, as if you would in a public restroom, but who else but a weirdo would check up the stall to see if you’re pooing, like they can’t see your legs *and their position* when you walk in?

thankfully most of the places I go to have automatic toilet flushers although i still use a piece of tissue to open the door and turn on/off the faucet

You are nuts E, just nuts!
Veronica

Do you need to hold yourself up to piss? It looks like he’s mackin on the urinal like
“Yeah baby, so yeah…I’m gonna go on ahead and pee in you…yeah, right here…”

LMAO! GOOFY!!! …like that in you though!
cmj_69

When people call the Restroom the Bathroom and vice versa… I do this all the time
When I’m forced to go to the stall to piss I always leave the door open cuz I don’t want people to think I’m shittin. U arent scared someones looking at you from behind
Some men when using the urinal or stall when taking a piss will take their off hand stretch it high and place it on the wall in front of them and sorta lean forward and go. I always thought this was for men that take hard pisses they have to brace themselves.
I don’t think I’ve actually used my hands to flush a toilet in years…always a knuckle or heel of my hand. I use my foot.

So im really curious how do you pee exactly
http://deleted Sakeenah

A whole blog about pissing? I didn’t think I’d be responding to this one, but I guess I’ve got anecdotes for everything. At my gym they’re re-doing the ladies locker room so last week we had to use the men’s & the men had no locker room. I was expecting the men’s lockers to be beat up, walls scuffed, and sinks cruddy. The men’s locker room looked just like the women’s, to my surprise. It was clean!! Of course, I don’t attribute this to the guys themselves but to the cleaning staff
gee-knee

I don’t say either I just say “I gotta PEE!!!” ;P

yellow frontz?? only u……*smh*…..nice pic though *muah*
creem

how did i guess that you were gona say that the longer the pee meant the longer the schlong??? LMAO i swear i used to think the same thing. that is too damn weird.

That pic of Give us Free is the bizness, thanks but just one damn E!
prissy

eclectik quirk: When I’m forced to go to the stall to piss I always leave the door open cuz I don’t want people to think I’m shittin.

OMG!! LOL
curvydva

Umm…thanks for sharing?
http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

This was toooooooo funny!! You are a fool!!!

Thanks for the insight…I guess…lol
http://www.thicflair.blogspot.com thic flair

you have told all the secrets of the restroom….lol
http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

CTFU @ the whole gotdamn THING! LOL

BTW.. Nice rotation!
http://www.neosewmama.typepad.com NeoSewMama

WHY, E…WHY??? LBMO——

Do you need to hold yourself up to piss? It looks like he’s mackin on the urinal like
“Yeah baby, so yeah…I’m gonna go on ahead and pee in you…yeah, right here…”

Another stupid ass thing that people men do is pull their pants down to piss and rest their hands on their hips while peeing
What are you taking a super piss? Who fukin poses while they urinate…That’s Vain Vein

THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!! I fell out of my chair laughing. You are mess. LOL
http://www.myspace.com/sbenitez Santana Caress

eclectik quirk: When I’m forced to go to the stall to piss I always leave the door open cuz I don’t want people to think I’m shittin.
LMMFAO!

Men do a lot of weird things when they are in the rest room…ladies since you’re next to never in there (Unless you’re a fast ass hot butt)
Lemme tell ya.
I REMEMBER IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WE USED TO DARE EACHOTHER TO DASH INTO THE BOYS BATHROOM. STUPID, I KNOW. ANYWAY…

eclectik quirk: I don’t think I’ve actually used my hands to flush a toilet in years…always a knuckle or heel of my hand
OR A WAD OF TOILET PAPER.

You know what’s weird about me (I meant, what else is weird about me LOL…like it was one thing lol)
NO SHIT…LOL…BUT I CAN RELATE…TRUST ME.

Someone told me the long piss had to do with a lot of drinking (and prolly Beer) …which made sense and you’d expect that a person that didn’t go to second grade, almost didn’t go to 4th or 5th, and was in a Gifted program till High School woulda figured that
…told you I = idiot lol
OFTEN PEOPLE WITH BOOK SENSE LACK COMMON SENSE. SO…I GUESS YOU’RE ON TRACK…LOL

I mean give it a shake or two (or Twelve) …men don’t wipe like women do (I mean I do sometime shhhhh) but if these dudes just stop flow and go
I USED TO WONDER ABOUT THE MALE WIPING PROCESS. LUCKILY I WAS RAISED RIGHT SO I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT PENISES UNTIL A FEW YEARS AGO…I JUST FIGURED YOU ALL WIPED THE HEAD…LOL…
http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

Lol…umm yeah…that’s all I have to say.
myykie

Glad I’m not the only that knows the laws of the sacred room.

1. If I’m in a stall don’t use the stall right next to me.
2. Don’t talk to me when I’m in a stall. Once the door closes the conversation is over.
3. Curtesy flushes are mandatory.
4. If your about to unload can you try to give me 30 secs. to evacuate.
5. If I have to unload I’ll go to a floor where no one knows me (emergency for work environment).
6. Is it just me or is hearing other people go to the bathroom plain old disgusting…. Can’t they play some music in there.
7. If your at a mall and u feel a emergency 2 coming on go to the most expensive department store. never the food court.
8. Stand up if at all possible. (-:
http://divaindemand.wordpress.com Diva (in Demand)

You cracked me the hell up! I had no idea that y’all are in there posing! LOL Now about you leaving the stall door open….ummmmmm you realize that they can HEAR you right? LOL
Iknowyougotsoul

you didn’t have to tell them what goes on in the bathroom. 🙂
http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

Damn that urinal mess. It’s the stall or nothing. You gotta wipe proper. And i’m kickin’ the handle like Steven Seagal.
http://monieinthemiddle.blogspot.com Monie

lmao @ this whole post!
http://desertstorm08.blogspot.com/ RunGirl.

WoW …
Punkboy

Yellow fronts are normal for young guys. I never shake it after pissing, I zip back when the jet subsides and I often feel the end of pee spurting in my undies. None of my friends shake it, my roommate always had a palm sized yellow stain on his boxerbriefs with a half dried dampness running down the leg. You know, boys are slobs.