jimbrowski

October 10, 2008

“He doesnt argue with a girl cause yes, he has others
Keep updated on all kind of rubbers
Got ones that are lambskin, others that are plastic
One day hell open a school for prophylactics
They dont know…”

The Difference between sex with a condom and sex without is like Night and Day..whoooooooooo!

That ish can make you like a person more LOL

I have no idea how people could be “Minute men” WITH Condoms….

That’s some weak ass…speedy gondickez ass..punk ass…wackadocious…froggerknockle bullshit
You know sometimes a guy isn’t already “strong” but without the condoms you get there quick…and stay there

Condoms? You might never get to maximum ‘strength’ cuz you don’t feel what you need to feel to get rodded up (And not Roddykat)

But you HAVE to use them…till you can trust a person…and sometimes even then; shidddd fukalladat; I dont know you-know you lol

They could dry a woman out…come off and get stuck (Never had that but I heard)…all types of ish
Ewwww all stuck up in there…like a soggy ass slobber balloon…I aint goin up in there…you get it…shiddd, well you better call somebody…? I dont know; Tina and ‘nem…well alls I know is its in you know; shouldnt been doin all dem keagles…what? Look the game is on…I dont know; Hold yo nose and close yo mouth and try and sneeze…

wait.

what?

I’ll NEVER EVER understand the flavored condoms…or the women that only give oral treats if the man wears one
Unless you got the illmatic Cookie joints!

On the other hand…sometimes Without feels TOO good; like a tight (you hope) Warm wet…buttery something or another
Then it’s like…whoops 🙂

Way better than a losse booty…ole Cowl neck crotch ass…roast beef rockin ass… lol
Weird thing….or smart thing (depending on whatever) either way I’m a pullout guy…no childrens and I like to see
and maybe…JUST maybe…you’d get some…oral disposal assistance, and then it’s WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!

It’s that trusting someone thing…that’s tough.

It’s Diseases…but do people still have those? I guess they do…and I dont want the Ball Herpz
The Childrens…people DEFINTELY still have those…and I like to have spendin money.

I need a disease free…no children wantin…sexy homebody…that likes to do the oochie coochie. (lalala)

Oh dont forget about the application! Havin to open that joint; alladasudden it’s made of space age plastic…cant tear that open for shit!
THEN the roll on….OH NO especially not rollin it on the wrong way! Mannn be all like…wait. this is real sticky (I hope I aint cum already…whoopsy) Oh…rolled the wrong way; well…she aint lookin Ima just reverse this…

I’ve heard some women put them on their mens…WOW (never seen that) HEARD that SOME womenz use they mowf!

What is it about skin though? Condoms are not that thick…though the Magnums seem to be WAY thicker than the regular ones…
But what is it about skin that that thin ass condom (that’s skin tight) takes away? Cuz when you do it without…

The veins rub the clit…the head expands and pulsates…the lips flutter…drips…saturates…contracts (Remember your Kegels ladies)
Then it be “Ooooh this love is soooooo”

Maybe THESE would do something?!

…or kill somebody

Damn with those and the Nuva, all you need is some bangles, a hula hoop and a small order of onion rings…what?

Does it matter? Not really…I aint getting it no way…unless of course(uwannacomegiveit)

But I never use a condom when I’m with myself…I know where I been…plus I Saw myself wash my hands. 🙂

 

“If youre a guy well talk about hangin
And if youre a girl he’ll talk about bangin
If your moms call up, well, I dont know
But uh… ”

 

  • http://www.dariustwilliams.blogspot.com Darius T. Williams

    LOL – they’d probably kill somebody – lol.

  • http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

    Vibrating ring?? interesting.

    Why was this so funny though?? LOL

    You are a fool.

  • lovnlife

    Okay…now the rotation makes sense.

    This made me laugh so hard. LOL

    Hold yo nose and close yo mouth and try and sneeze… LMAO. My stomach hurts.

    An ex told me it like taking a shower with clothes on…I guess.

  • wahoo4uva

    Now THIS is good stuff! Not a topic I recall you speaking to before. At least not in the recent past. Very educational. I enjoyed! 😀

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com patrice

    This post was FUNNY! you are crazy! I swear it.
    does roddykat know you mentioned him? ooooo I’m telling

    *dead* @ oochie coochie lalala

    CTFU @ you not wanting to get the condom out.

    Have a good weekend e 🙂

  • cuzkaysaidso

    Wow. Even with the explicit E, I’m still impressed. LOL. Thanks for the unabashed randomness.

  • http://kandiblack.blogspot.com Kandi Black

    u really killed me with the nuva ring hula hoop comment…great post…anything sex related and i’m there…lol

  • http://cocacolacutie.blogspot.com CocaColaCutie

    lmao @ weak ass…speedy gondickez ass..punk ass…wackadocious…froggerknockle bullshit

    good one e!

  • ja divinity

    E I was waiting for you to post up!!! But uhmnn….everything sounds interesting?
    [i’m kinda nosey, so please don’t get offended by my question]
    -but uhmnn…wonders when was the last time you uhmnn…ya know…did the “oochie coochie”
    and was it everything you hoped it would be, lol

  • http://rawdawgb.blogspot.com rawdawgbuffalo

    like i said b4 magnums never fit right

  • http://desertstorm08.blogspot.com/ RunGirl.

    this is by far one of the funniest posts i’ve read from you.

    lol at you not wanting to get the condom out and at your instructions on how to extract it. I so got a visual …

  • http://www.mommylonglegs.blogspot.com wynsters the tigress

    funny! vibrating rings are so much fun…although, i think moreso for the girl…

  • http://sheneeds.blogspot.com Sheena

    one of the funniest posts i’ve read

  • http://freewebs.com/robinmonique Skinny Black Girl

    LMAO!!

    What made this so absolutely hilarious is how absolutely truthful it is. In this age of all kinds of “make your shit fall off” diseases, it’s not so PC to say that you don’t really like condoms. That you only use them because you have to. That even if I do put the shit on him with my mouth, he’s still gotta put this thing in me and I’m going to have to feel this damn piece of plastic rather than skin.

    Sigh…

  • Ash

    Boy…you ain’t right, hahaha!! Too funny…

  • http://flyyestonehere.blogspot.com the Flyyest

    LMAO!!!!

  • http://mysocalledfabulouslife.blogspot.com brianna

    REAL talk. pretty darn funny e.

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