“When I see you on the street
My whole body gets weak
When you’re standing in a crowd
Your love talks to me so loud
Girl, do I do, what you do, when I do my love to you”
Do you?????
Want to run the microwave with nothing in it just because?
Hear people laughing and being happy and it makes you want to go smack em?
Get a new vechicle and think “this is bangin” I’ll never get tired of this….then do
Hate when People pronounce Saturday – Sattirdee
Remember when Boxing was the shit
Love the fall because that’s when yor wardrobe is at it’s maximum hotness
Wonder why people wait till traffic to dig their noses
Notice that only women have the fucked up names…like “Roberta” “Winifred” “Tanzanasia” etc.
Want to be with a celebrity one good time just to see what it would be like
Get to the end of the year, see how much you made and then be like “Where all that money go?”
Think Pizza is the perfect food
Get over people fast
Want a cashmere sweater
Think about buying cereal and get some and some milk and then dont want cereal that week and waste the milk
Want to go shopping
Wish someone would come over, give you oral and intercourse and leave sometime
Have an iPhone
Think there’s nowhere to go to actually meet cool people
Wonder How Jennifer Hudson got a Grammy Nomination
Miss The Arsenio Hall Show
Know you will NEVER hear Kanye West’s latest CD?
Look at Nicole Scherzinger and say….DAMN
Remember when “We are the world” was the shit
Think women with a ton of tattoos is a little extra
Really want a back rub
Love how women dress and like looking at pictures of them
Sometimes get lazy or forget to respond to emails
Stay honest with people eventhough you know they are not going to like what you got to say
Love hard ass water pressure in the shower
Think that Alcohol + Attractive company + DVDs + Snacks + Games = a Great Saturday night
Like dirty words during sex
Read the Dime lines and think “Why don’t I have that?”
I DO!!!!
“Yes e got some honey suckle chocolate dripping kisses full of love for you”
