Do I Do: The Hell

December 13, 2007

 

 

Do you…

Always end up in the ‘friend zone’ no matter what?

Find that its hard to leave the liquor store without spending round $50?

Do you like the song lyrics that I switch up in the beginning of the Monday posts?

Think it’s impressive and overlooked that Jamie Fox has a Grammy and a Oscar?

Love potato Chips

Wonder why people love to be up in the personal lives of celebrities?

Hate when you’re driving and everyone drives slow as hell because a police car is in front doing LESS than the speed limit and they are afrid to speed up and go around them?

Think women are the greatest?

Think Saliesha should be my girlfriend and sex me down?

Wish they’d teach finance and debt in high school?

Have Cincinnati Bengals Socks?

Want somebody to shut the hell up?

Wonder what shut the hell up means?

Like Janet Jackson the way most people like Beyonce?

Wonder why is it “The hell”?

Love the smell of Cinnamon?

Want some REALLY overpriced shoes?

Find it hard NOT to laugh at my randomness?

Have a brand new chess board???

Wonder why people are so damn extra?

Want to do NOTHING on the weekends but always end up doing SOMETHING?

Notice that most married people wish they didnt get married?

Dance EVERYTIME you’re alone in a elevator?

Want Free to make a CD?

Wonder why Kelly Rowland keeps making CDs?

Find that skinny women never make fun of big women?

Remember when it was a TON of “black” shows on prime time?

Find that it’s hard to mess up Chicken Tenders but still some places do?

Want people to stop looking at you?

Want to do the oochie coochie?

Think I should get me some?

Want to play some cards?

Wonder, what the hell is he going to type next?

Still wonder why is it “The hell”?

Think all fast food chicken should taste like Chick-Fil-A?

Want to play some Scrabble?

Find a Shirt you like and get every color of it?

Not want to be single until you end up in a relationship?

Wish people would stop all the bullshit?

Get all the pop culture and music references in my blogs?

Think we should all hang out

I Do

 

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I think that Jamie Foxx is most definitely underrated.

    The police officers around here speed, but everyone still feels the need to drive as slow as molasses.

    lol @ “the hell” that’s a good question, and I am known for saying “what the”

    I think it’s easy to mess up chicken tenders, the crust has to be just right.

    Chick-fil-a is probably my least favorite fast food chicken.

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    Always end up in the ‘friend zone’ no matter what?
    Nope someone always wants to get n between my legs…LoL

    Find that its hard to leave the liquor store without spending round $50?
    Never purchased anything from a liquor store sorry…

    Hate when you’re driving and everyone drives slow as hell because a police car is in front doing LESS than the speed limit and they are afrid to speed up and go around them?
    That shit blows the hell outta me

    Think women are the greatest?
    We r now aren’t we

    Like Janet Jackson the way most people like Beyonce?
    Nope I love me some B

    Want people to stop looking at you?
    Hell yeah but then if I was them I would look too…

    Want to do the oochie coochie?
    Oochie coochie LMAO

    Think I should get me some?
    That u should nasty boy!

    Not want to be single until you end up in a relationship?
    I can c me being like that LoL

    Wish people would stop all the bullshit? And lies! They all need to stop fakin and go to hell lol

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

    Hate when you’re driving and everyone drives slow as hell because a police car is in front doing LESS than the speed limit and they are afrid to speed up and go around them? – LOL!!! That is soooo annoying!!

    Wish they’d teach finance and debt in high school? – Pretty Much!!

    Want some REALLY overpriced shoes? – Yep, saw them today…

    Wonder why people are so damn extra? – All the time…I mean IS it REALLY necessary??

    Wish people would stop all the bullshit? – Pretty much…the world we be a much better place…

    Want to play some Scrabble? – HELLZZZ YEAH!!!!

    Want to do the oochie coochie? – You are silly!!! But I do…lol

    I loves me some Bey…but I like the OLD Janet better…this new Janet, eh

  • harriet

    Think it’s impressive and overlooked that Jamie Fox has a Grammy and a Oscar? yeah, that’s pretty impressive.

    Find it hard NOT to laugh at my randomness? no doubt! you’re hilarious

    Notice that most married people wish they didnt get married? that’s why folks don’t need to be doing it for all the wrong reasons. it can be heaven on earth or a prison sentence.

    one more thing i do…wish life brings you love, joy and lots of SOOOOOOOUUUL!!

  • harriet

    yes, i do think jamie foxx’s accomplishments are impressive…i remember when he was just “wanda.” now look!

    yes, i do wonder why two grown folks that KNOW they don’t get along get married because they think they’ll get along better? the heck??? i wonder why folks get married for all the wrong reasons, don’t heed the warnings, do it anyway, then cause children they bring into this world to be traumatized because they wonder why mommy and daddy don’t love each other anymore

    scrabble…don’t want to embarrass nobody…y’all ain’t ready!

    i get the oochie coochie on demand, buffet style, so it’s never a time when it gets all “bland and soggy.” LOL

    one more thing i do…i pray life brings you, e, lots of love, peace and SOOOOOOOOOOOOOULLL!!!

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    SOooo forgot Mr. Foxx has both! SUPER impressive…think I might be slightly attracted to him now, thanks, lol!
    I DO wonder why people are SO celeb life obessesed!
    I HATE the police & hate when folk be all scurred of them & shit!
    Yep…women ARE the GREATEST! Hell I know I AM!!!
    lol…I won’t slick hate on you & ya boo LeLe but Iunno if I like want her ot be you gf!
    Good look! Def teach Finance & Debt-Free Living in Highschool…thanks…that might be my NEW project…right after I fix my own damn debt, lol!
    Yep! I want errbody to STHU!
    Naw I’m cool on Janet…I DO like her…not more than Bey though!
    LOL! I luv “The Hell”! Folk are SO damn lazy I swear! Find a shortcut for anydamn thing(see I just did it up there”…find” should have had more words in front!)
    Yes…cinni is GREAT!
    YES…buy me some PLEASE!!! I’ll e-mail you my selection, thanks!
    Yes I find it quite hard & I’m not easily amused…have a weird since of humor!
    Free+CD=HELL to the NAW!!! WHO wants that shit?!?!?!
    Uh no…I kinda make fun of big women ALL the time! Sawry…not really though.
    OMGosh!!! I am the “stop lookn @ me” QUEEN!!! I SWEAR!!! I’m like WTF are you looking @ sir/ma’am!!! Then I remember I’m like 6 ft tall & that’s prolly why…still NOT okay though!
    Oochie Coochie=Sex??? if so YEP…ALL the time!
    Yes! I def think you should get you some!!! Lemme know how goes!
    NOOOO If ALL fast food tasted like Chick-fil-a…we wouldn’t appreciate Chick-fil-a + we’d be FAT as the fuck!
    I have some kinda issue w/buying 2 of the same thing, even if it is a diff color…just think I can prolly find the other color in something better…yeah I’m difficult!
    I like being single…until…I wanna have sex or…I want someone to take me out to dinner…then after that I’m done…back to single!!!
    Yes! PEOPLE STOP THE BS…esp MEN!!! Its not haute, THANKS!
    Nope those pop culture & music refs for the most go right on over my young head…I be feelin bad too…so I go educate myself…then I be like “OOOOOOH now I get it, duh!”
    We should all hang, that would def be interesting!!! Set that up & I’ll plan the partay, HEY HEY!

    That was fun!

  • http://hautelikefire.wordpress.com/ kayellejaye

    Yes, yes & more yes to almost everything! Definitely not that Bengals and Chick-fil-A nonsense. Steelers and Popeyes, Son!

  • http://dejanae411.blogspot.com dejanae411

    yes to the debt and finance courses in school, friendzone files, love of potato chips, women ARE the greastest, overpriced shoes and
    no on the hoochie coochie, and skinny women never making fun of big women thing

  • dean

    Wish they’d teach finance and debt in high school?
    YES! I am sick of giving my wealth away to help out the family
    Want some REALLY overpriced shoes?
    Isn’t that everyday… tory burch driving flats just came to mind
    Want to play some Scrabble?
    I would love to, the only problem… my spelling sucks….

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    lmao @ oochie coochie

    I personally don’t care for Jamie Fox with or without the grammy/oscar.

    YES @ debt and finance, although I think my teachers would have been ineffective

  • Nelly

    I didn’t even know that Mr. Foxx had both of those. I’m seriously shocked. You know my H.S. offered finance classes but I didn’t take them. I wish I really would’ve. I probably would’ve saved myself loads of money.

    And sorry to say this but some skinny women do make fun of big women. First hand account right here.

    LMAO @ oochie coochie..

    I love both Ms. Jackson and Ms. Knowles.

    I really want some expensive shoes

    And people really need to stop the BS, I think for the New Year that should be everyone’s resolution!

  • http://www.reniassanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    Always end up in the ‘friend zone’ no matter what?
    NO BUT I HAVE AHABIT OF KEEPING GUYS THERE

    Find that its hard to leave the liquor store without spending round $50?
    I KNOW RIGHT, IT SHOULD NOT BE THAT EXPENSIVE TO KILL YOUR KIDNEYS

    Do you like the song lyrics that I switch up in the beginning of the Monday posts?
    UM

    Think it’s impressive and overlooked that Jamie Fox has a Grammy and a Oscar?
    VERY IMPRESSIVE, DIDNT OVERLOOK IT, THE MAN IS GIFTED

    Love potato Chips
    RUFFLES… YES, WITH SOME HOT SAUCE

    Wonder why people love to be up in the personal lives of celebrities?
    NAH… WE’RE ALL NOSEY… ITS JUST EASILY PUT ON FRONT STREET B/C THEIR CELEBS

    Hate when you’re driving and everyone drives slow as hell because a police car is in front doing LESS than the speed limit and they are afrid to speed up and go around them?
    OMG, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE… I’M LIKE DAMN!

    Think women are the greatest?
    I THINK I’M THE GREATEST, AND MY MOM, AND GRANDMOM, SO I GUESS THAT’S A YES…LOL

    Think Saliesha should be my girlfriend and sex me down?
    WHATEVER FLOATS YA BOAT… SHE WAS MY FAV LOVE… I’M THINKING ABOUT JACKING HER HAIRCUT FOR THE SPRING

    Wish they’d teach finance and debt in high school?
    YES… BEFORE THE CREDIT CARDS VULTURES START TO ATTACK

    Have Cincinnati Bengals Socks?
    HELL NO… DALLAS COWBOYS BABY!!1

    Want somebody to shut the hell up?
    ALWAYS

    Wonder what shut the hell up means?
    LOL

    Like Janet Jackson the way most people like Beyonce?
    JANET IS UNTOUCHABLE…EVEN THOUGH THE LAST 2 ALBUMS HAVENT BEEN THE BEST… B HAS A LOT OF WORK TO DO TO GET ON HER LEVEL

    Wonder why is it “The hell”?
    LOL

    Love the smell of Cinnamon?
    HHHMMMM

    Want some REALLY overpriced shoes?
    ALWAYS

    Find it hard NOT to laugh at my randomness?
    SO TRUE

    Have a brand new chess board???
    NOPE… I’M A TABOO AND SPADES KINDA GIRL

    Wonder why people are so damn extra?
    IN THE WORDS OF MISS HILL “IT COULD ALL BE SIMPLE, BUT WE’D RATHER MAKE IT HARD”

    Want to do NOTHING on the weekends but always end up doing SOMETHING?
    YUP

    Notice that most married people wish they didnt get married?
    HAHAHAHAAH

    Dance EVERYTIME you’re alone in a elevator?
    AND YOU KNOW THIS MANN

    Want Free to make a CD?
    I’LL PASS

    Wonder why Kelly Rowland keeps making CDs?
    AAWWWEEE, I LIKE KELLY

    Find that skinny women never make fun of big women?
    UUUHHHH

    Remember when it was a TON of “black” shows on prime time?
    I KNOW RIGHT… DURING THE LIVING SINGLE, MARTIN, IN LIVING COLOR ERA… EVERY NIGHT I HAD SOMETHING TO WATCH… NOW ITS JUST THE GAME

    Find that it’s hard to mess up Chicken Tenders but still some places do?
    SERIOUSLY HOW… MAKES NO SENSE

    Want people to stop looking at you?
    THAT IS MY ULTIMATE PET-PEEVE… PEOPLE THAT STARE… ON THE TRAIN, IN THE CLUB, IT DOESNT MATTER, IT ANNOYS ME MORE THAN ANYTHING

    Want to do the oochie coochie?
    HHMMM… PONDERING

    Think I should get me some?
    YES E YOU SHOULD GET YOU SOME

    Want to play some cards?
    SPADES ALL DAY

    Wonder, what the hell is he going to type next?
    OF COURSE

    Still wonder why is it “The hell”?
    YUP

    Think all fast food chicken should taste like Chick-Fil-A?
    NOT A BIG FAN… I LIKE BOJANGLES… BUT THEIR LEMONDAE IS BETTER THAN MY GRANDMA’S AND THAT IS HARD TASK

    Want to play some Scrabble?
    NOT REALLY

    Find a Shirt you like and get every color of it?
    MAYBE 2 COLORS BUT NOT EVERY COLOR

    Not want to be single until you end up in a relationship?
    HA!

    Wish people would stop all the bullshit?
    EXACLTY

    Get all the pop culture and music references in my blogs?
    MOST OF THEM

  • MsSepia

    wonder why IN THE HELL I can’t post on the board but can read everyone’s posts? LOL
    wonder if I’m odd if I like to tap dance in the elevator when alone (heel, ball, change,kick)
    haven’t been in the liquor store or ABC store as they call it here in NC lately but I will have to test the theory. This also works at TARGET for me …can’t just go in and get one thing or what I have on my list.
    love your pop culture/music references …ENJOY YOUR BLOG immensely!

  • Cutie Hu Girl

    Find that its hard to leave the liquor store without spending round $50?
    Good to know I’m not the only one!

    Think it’s impressive and overlooked that Jamie Fox has a Grammy and a Oscar?
    Ocerlooked maybe but he’s overrated to me anyway…

    Wonder why people love to be up in the personal lives of celebrities?
    All the time…

    Think women are the greatest?
    Yes! But for different reasons than yours I’m sure. LoL

    Think Saliesha should be my girlfriend and sex me down?
    How do sex somebody down? The hell? LoL

    Like Janet Jackson the way most people like Beyonce?
    Bey stan, sorry. LoL

    Want some REALLY overpriced shoes?
    ALways.

    Find it hard NOT to laugh at my randomness?
    You have no idea. LoL

    Want Free to make a CD?
    Def not… “I let a rich n*gga hit it on his golf course.” NO THANKS.

    Find that skinny women never make fun of big women?
    Are you kidding?

    Want to do the oochie coochie?
    LMAO… Oochie coochie?

    Wonder, what the hell is he going to type next?
    All the time.

    Want to play some Scrabble?
    Down for that 24/7.

    Love this blog? Heart E?….
    I Do!! 🙂

  • http://www.readingwritingblogging.blogspot.com Miz

    i make excellent chicken fingers.

    not wondering why you ain’t getting none…wondering why i’m not.

    digging Roger on this beat, really…Roger is my fav!

    single and want a relationship…but oh well…only time will tell.

    jamie is stupid…i like when he’s funny…like ugly wanda funny…and when he’s sexy singing… other than that…he’s weird.

  • Stace

    i eat at chic-fil-a like, once a week. for some reason, teachers at my school get free chicken sandwich coupons put in our mailboxes every friday. no complaints here!

  • Shelley

    Always end up in the ‘friend zone’ no matter what?
    No, but I usually end up putting guys there.

    Hate when you’re driving and everyone drives slow as hell because a police car is in front doing LESS than the speed limit and they are afrid to speed up and go around them?
    Lol, I hate when people do that, and then I have to drive slow, too, because I don’t want to be the only one actually doing the speed limit.

    Like Janet Jackson the way most people like Beyonce?
    Janet’s okay, but Beyonce will always be #1 in my book.

    Love the smell of Cinnamon?
    YES. I’d really love for someone to bake me an apple pie right now just so I could smell the cinnamon and apples together.

    Want Free to make a CD?
    I’d pretty much forgotten that she’d even existed.

    Wonder why Kelly Rowland keeps making CDs?
    Yes. Both her and Solange.

    Want to play some cards?
    Sure! I’m great at Spades.

    Think all fast food chicken should taste like Chick-Fil-A?
    Yes. Chik-Fil-A is good.

    Think we should all hang out?
    Definitely.

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