DO YOU …
Think that there’s cameras in the bathrooms sometimes?
Want to go upside a co workers head with one of those metal staplers?
Wonder how you’re always the brokest on Pay Day?
Think Waffles kick Pancakes ass?
Wonder why you follow so many people on Twitter if you only converse the same 10-12 everyday?
Find it harder and harder to meet the opposite sex out somewhere?
Listen to the #EDP?
Do the Kid n Play Kick step with inanimate objects?
Use eclectikrelaxation.com as a means of escape?
Wish Football would hurry it’s ass up?
Think if you could be the opposite sex for 24 hours you’d spend a lot of it staring at yourself naked?
Wonder where the hell are the moving sidewalks and jet packs like the Jetsons?
Wonder where Judy Jetson got that hair color from?
To this day wonder what Nanny from Muppet Babies looks like?
Have a disdain for BET
Remember when we didn’t have the Internet and had to talk to each other?
…no, remember when all computer print outs were on that green and white stripped paper?
Want all Bounty Gate talk to stop forever?
Wish they would just bring back all the old cartoons and just start them all over?
Love Sirius Satellite Radio?
Collaborate but fail to listen after stopping?
Like to drink more than eat?
Get lonely but then be around people and prefer to be alone?
Think a woman that plays chess and/or shoots pool is sexy as hell?
Think Couch gaming >>> Online gaming?
LOVE The cheesecake factory?
Want Project Runway to hurry the hell up?
Go to early morning Matinee movies on the weekends alone?
Like porn best when they atleast TRY to have a plot?
Think Checkers batter dipped Fries are LIKE THAT?!
Want to have sex soon?
Refuse to wear shoes without socks?
Wonder why The GI Joe Movie isnt just The M.A.S.S device, or Pyramid of Darkness?
For no reason start singing Mentirosa by Mellow Man ace?
Realize everyone tries to make a iPhone killer and try and prive their better than Apple yet Apple never attacks anyone in ads?
Want the old Victoria on Young and The Restless back?
Think the theme to The Greatest American Hero was the jam?
Want to play Ikari Warriors?
Read my blog like “I can’t believe he said that”
I DO
