“Ever since I was a little baby
I had 2 have double everything
When they tell me that’s enough
That’s when I wanna fill my cup”

Prince’s “Black MF in the house” ???  I’m so cleva.

EVERY blog gon be talkin bout some YAY we won…and Go Bama

I’m all happy for Oh Bammer too, that’s my homeboy…you know though since IIIII’M all different Ima say somefin different

Votings blows.

You have to do it…you must but it’s the least rewarding thing ever
you wait, you fill shit out…you vote and then…
get a sticker?

I want my Obama prize! They should give us a tasty treat a mug..a Obama Shot glass something! for standing in that line and stuff.

Least let us squish Michelles’ thickness

YES! (okay lemme stop for they come up the street)

Another GREAT thing that came from all the election coverage…NBC’s Tamron Hall

LAWD!

I gotta….I needa…gimme just once…sight

Often I talk about the perfect shape…and I ALWAYS talk about skin…but you know me
And you know I LOVE me some arms and legs on a woman, so tell me…

I might not like her from the neck up OR her acting…but LAWD

Seems like Badu Week was WAY recieved better than Prince…who knew?

Can women really orgasm from Anal? They be frontin on porn
NO! The WORST part is in the threesomes when one woman is gettin it and the other is not…she’ll be like rubbin the other girls breasts or something, moanin and mess
…what you moanin for?
…or during the tittayballz sex..What you makin noise for? Aint no never endings between those

I know the outfit is Straight gar-badge BUT those thighs and legs are DREAMY D Woods!

What you got to eat over there?

Guess what I like to do?
nothin.

I like Planters peanuts…but you don’t plant peanuts do you?

I don’t like pennies…I throw them at people

Real chance of love
The women are WOW
I have NO idea why they are all over Promo and Milf though…they spend 90% of the show chasing after ugly white women?

Rabbit and Bay Bay Bay can SO have it from me.

Damn how Chance played Sexy Legs

I get tired of walking to the printer…mann I aint printin nuffin else
…be back ..gotta go to the printer

K back.

Jalapenos? Aint no “H” in there

Hey ladies, what if you were bout to get you some and the guy had a Garfield band-aid on his left booty butt cheek?

When was the last time you had some Kool-Aid?
…what flavor?
…speaking of Kool-Aid, saying that ‘red’ is a flavor isn’t funny anymore; maybe just to me…think it’s a played joke.

HE SAID: “I don’t piss on the toilet; I piss in a bitch purse when we get in an argument”

But not the Burberry Trench Shoulder Bag

I got style…body and shine a Blog that definitely all mine
Just for eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I LOVE women.

Gotta start getting out more…

Man don’t you hate when people call you but they really didn’t call you? Their ass or hip or purse called you?
Like pressed your shit and you answer and all you hear is air or a convo that’s clearly not with you?
If it’s juicy I listen for a while 🙂

Tony Burch…they aren’t high with the heel but that zipper is flyyyyy

What yall doin?

Women are rarely funny so when I meet one I like em

…oh and big areolas.

Juice taste so good…I be puttin it in my face and drankin

I’ma close my eyes and type something again…hold on

lihgshgophgpp

Am I the only one that does that?

BRAVO is like the greatest channel

Top Design has been SO good…no way that Nathan loses right?

The Fendi joint, black simple but funky (least to me)

Top Chef comes on soon…it’s in New York this time CANNOT WAIT!

My skin is soft…come touch

I do NOT like wearing rings…they are annoying

You got any brownies over there?

My neck hurts and I need a massage and don’t none of you give a care

I need a week off…give it.

Hey is luggage expensive? Prolly the kind that I want huh?

I got some thin mints…aint eatin them though; they make yo mowf look like you’ve been chewin on Tar-filled Orangutang shit

I dont have ANYTHING against religon… I love me some God
but I cannot stand the people that’s all about religon…their religon and judge people based off their beliefs
…and those that feel the need to annouce and publicize their faith…I dont care scram
Lemme love God in my specail way…zip it.

Love Schmove…if you dont like the person it wont work…Love is some bull

D&G flipped it…a boot with the loafer look

After the last Keep em happy segment…none for you this go round

The Long Legged Mack Daddy won!

“Ever since I was a little baby
I had 2 have double everything
When they tell me that’s enough
That’s when I wanna fill my cup”