So I get up this morning and I’m all like…Why is Will smith on the cover of all these newspapers?

I should SO get props for my Prince song choices.

Okay damnit…here’s the annoying thing about people and President ‘Rack
(That’s right…President ‘Rack..pro-nounced “Rahk” don’t bite)

Alls I’m sayin is I want a Obama Prize…you dont go to Burger King and wait in a long line…order a whopper then go home and wait to see if you can have one
…uhhh sir, Ohio said you can have a delicious burger, but we gotta see if Florida say you can

I wish I was in Chicago Tuesday night…in the park; I just KNOW I coulda got me some “we won” ass round midnight
…like yes we can…we did…now can we?

…baby I got some unsanctioned Oh Bama sheets…sateen…450 count.

Wednesday…get to work (Because people just KNEW ol darkie was gon take the day off…nope!)

I get to work all these yogurt fayces is starin at me like I’m spose to do the electric typewriter across the office cuz the Black man won

I’m surprised they didn’t say “Congratulations”

You know how since forever comedians get on the president? Always have jokes?
NOW just because the president will be black, they are going to have to try not to sound racist…that’s gon be some bull

Back to these ass clowns at work…

Now I’m the most popular guy at work (See? Corporate world…ugh I need some more “shade” at the work place)

Stop it with the “You did it!” “You guys won” “Your people”
I aint got no Obama Throwback Jersey on…I aint do nothing…fact of the matter is if it weren’t for White people we wouldn’t have a black President

BUT they too stupid to realize that…I’m not, cuz well…I’m a genius.
Ugh! Now we’re going to have to listen to all the stupid songs for Obama

Hopefully there are no more clothes…I dont want no Barack Onsey…or some Bedazzled High waisted Obamas

OH and people are going to start with their expectations…let that man live!

Please no one show yo ass too soon…he aint in office yet, he aint gon get you out
…maybe he’ll get Vick out

Hmmmm…So since I AM in the area…and I live THIS close to the White House, maybe Michelle will come over to play some Wii and Scrabble
I mean her man gon be all..World controllin, she might be bored
…little shoppin…go get a cinnabon

…maybe watch Sex and the City on blu Ray…you never know

Hey, maybe Barack will want in on my Fantasy Football league next year…hey may sign up for the messageboard

You know, one thought was to have a lotta souvenirs and keepsakes from the campaign…but in this digital age, they can remake/reprint stuff at any point in life
…not as sweet anymore.

I AM going to the inauguration though…shidddd I could almost walk to the capitol…so that will be cool

Wonder if people are going to have the Barack Oil paintings…and velvet joints up in their living room

Ugh hopefully we can wait for the Will Smith movie portrayal

Palin really caused that man a loss

That was one hell of an acceptance speech

..alls I know is the Washington Post is like Crack today…cant find them ANYWHERE…got me a couple tho

I’ve been around for the invention of the internet, and now a multi racial president…next? I’ma get married

I mean come on! OBVIOUSLY Miracles happen!