I think I think: Crack Corn

September 10, 2007

 

First off GO Ducks! Hi Michigan puahahahahahahahaha!

Second, guess who’s in the Top 10 now????? YEP!

Third Tonight on the Big Stage its MY Cincinnati Bengals…ugh they gotta beat the damn rat birds right?

Dontcha just LOVE this time of year?…no? Then F u jerk bucket!

I watched the MTV VMAs last night (Well a little because Football was on…you know)
…well I’ve noticed these things

1. I’m out of touch
2. I don’t wanna be in touch
3. Alicia Keys is the BADDEST chick in the game…you can have your ‘Yonce and Shakira, and whomever else
Gimme Keys AND expect to see her in the Top 10 next go around

Why is it called “Coming” and who thought of putting the ‘u’ and double ‘m’ in it?

WAFFLES!

So like back in the day were all the Kings and Queens the same Height and Weight?
…cuz if not, how they make the bed sizes the same?

How’s the rotation? Best song?

I want to go to Florida again…hang out for 3 days or so

Did you know it was Death Knell and not Death Nail?

…and why aren’t Full and Twin Beds called Prince and Princess?

You know what’s stupid?
If you call someone A Dick or a Pussy, it’s fine…
If you say you WANT some Dick or Pussy it’s vulgar.

What the hell is succotash? And why must it suffer?

I rather shop than eat

….Use the Latter and call me vulgar

Seriously the UFC…you guys HAVE to get into it

You know where I draw my strength from? ME

I would rather have a woman with small breasts and a little ass instead of some BANGIN ass woman
…meaning I’d rather Date an Eva over a Serena BUT I aint turnin a Serena shape down.
I mean look at my #2 on my list

 

You know what? There’s NO reason a GROWN ass man should be walking around the house hummin “Feel the rain on your skin!”
(ugh!)
Okay seriously I think I’m done with One Life to Live…Ima Give General Hospital a shot this or next week…what do you think?

I KNOW Jimmy did it…but How DO you crack corn?
…fuck it I don’t care.

Women if you had ANY idea the scenarios we men have in our mind when you give us any interest…

Flowers don’t really smell so great to me…they mostly smell the same.

Like I was NOT gonna comment on Rihanna and her legs

You know where I draw my strength from? ME

Explain this Chris Brown madness to me; that ish is dancing? Does ANYONE need to sing while the perform anymore? Seems like you can just get someone else to sing for you as long as you show up to synch and gyrate

You can tell by the words that I speak that I’m not just another brother that type cuz the females LOVE me and they call me e Nice
My name is e nice
Type Typin out the Typin out the Typin out these Blogs and you don’t know how I did it. 😉

  • Keli

    You are really riding Michigan, but it is funny…in a sad and pathetic kinda way.

    Congrats on cracking the top ten…but guess who’s higher? *huge grin* Hook’em!

    What the hell is succotash? And why must it suffer?
    -Proof positive that food does not photograph well.

    I take it you rather shop than eat. I like to go shopping, and finish it with a nice sit down lunch or dinner.

    General Hospital is soooo much better than One Life to Live.

    Rhi-Rhi’s legs kinda looks like your girl yonce’s in dem tights.

    Chris Brown looked a fool.

    I will be watching your boys vs the Ravens. I got my money on Baltimore. *smiles*

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Rihanna is a nice little pretty piece for some sugar daddy in the game. I won’t be able to co-sign Alicia Keyes … Beyonce is a bad broad. I can’t front.

  • http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

    Say mane, why you repeating on this post? I confused. Lol, jk.

    Waffles rock!~ Yes!

    The rotation is jammin as usual.

    Yeah, I know men have bad minds….but you don’t know about us laties…ha ha! lol 😉

  • ladylove

    Okay seriously I think I’m done with One Life to Live…Ima Give General Hospital a shot this or next week…what do you think?

    ^^^ dude why are u watching sope operas? lol.

    Like I was NOT gonna comment on Rihanna and her legs

    ^^^ her legs are nothing special compared to ciara’s or amerie’s legs. trust.

    Explain this Chris Brown madness to me; that ish is dancing? Does ANYONE need to sing while the perform anymore? Seems like you can just get someone else to sing for you as long as you show up to synch and gyrate

    ^^^ It seriously is hard to do both at the same time. you have to be in top notch shape. He could have at least attempted to sing though cuz it’s not like he can’t sing at all I think he was just focusing on being dubbed the heir to Mj’s throne that night.
    but didn’t the mtv awards suck balls. show was a waste imo.

  • http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com jan

    Your are silly…lol

  • Blu

    I don’t wanna be in touch…
    DITTO!!

    Rotation is hot! Hottest right now? That would be Eric B. & Rakim – Mahogany

    I want to go to Florida again…hang out for 3 days or so
    Heading out there on Sunday…$36 roundtrip ticket coming back on Wednesday!

    Women if you had ANY idea the scenarios we men have in our mind when you give us any interest…
    …hmmmm, perhaps you should share?

    You are a wild one Oh Eclectik One! I read your blog all the time and finally decided to comment.

  • http://www.the-rich-house.blogspot.com Mega Rich

    We could use some more smoove brovers like yourself ova at my crib. Come on ova and kick it.

  • http://capcity4privateyes.blogspot.com/ capcity

    i said i wasn’t gonna comment on your blog anymore ’til U participate, E – but I HAD to give LOVE to Chris BROWN!! I LOVE that youngstah cuz he’s country and he gives props to where he’s FROM not just where he presently LIVES! Plus, he’s FROM a county next to the county where my gramma is from. HOLLA!!

  • cmj_69

    Rhi legs are gorgeous
    Alicia is sexy and unique
    Im glad you would pick small ass and little breast over the bangin body type its usually the other way around.
    Id rather shop than eat too thats probably why im always hungry lol
    Why are extra large king size beds called california kings? im mean really?
    id rather see chris than mechanical moving justin timberland anyday
    chris brown rocks !!!!! lol : )

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    You know I was wonderin the SAME thing jus the other day…why
    is IT called cumming??? Hmmm….
    I too would rather shop than eat. I think I have issues w/food. I don’t really like it.
    Hey! That’s ME…small breasts…little ass…not so sure I’m proud of that though…but since YOU like it…maybe its not SO bad. Maybe.
    I see you’re enjoying the Hills, huh?! What’d you think about it tonite…or did you watch???
    OOooh YAY! Kanye! “I Need to Know” DEFINITELY!!! Oh. Wait! Just saw BIG…damn! Dilemma! Okay…Imma have to go w/Big! (btw-what’s on yo mind w/these songs?!)

  • dejanae411

    You know what? There’s NO reason a GROWN ass man should be walking around the house hummin “Feel the rain on your skin!”
    (ugh!)
    don’t berate yourself, sing wat u want. 😉

    Keys was lookin good

    Women if you had ANY idea the scenarios we men have in our mind when you give us any interest…
    yall aint the only ones

  • http://www.myspace.com/siakdizzy siaka

    i been telling you man..holla at GH… shit’s official… there’s about to be a mob war and shit.. so shits gonna be good man

  • Creem

    Love ur theme song, Keith Murray? im loving the rest too. i’ll pay u 5 bucks for a mixed CD. Come on E lets get this $$!

    Can i go to miami with you? i need sum sun and just want to frolick on the beach.

    I think AMC and OLTL are over. when im off from work i dont even look fwd to seeing them.

    Women if you had ANY idea the scenarios we men have in our mind when you give us any interest

    If men only knew the thoughts women have., lol you would be surprised. i have affairs all the time. lol

    didnt watch football yesterday (was watchn the old Body Snatchers with Donald Sutherland) but Sundays game with Dallas n NY was awesome!

  • marinate

    I love Alicia….she is great!

    Succotash….who even named it?

    what’s going through mens minds….tell it

    well I am sorry not in the lil breasts or lil ass category…..more on a Serena level, ha!

    You’re right, flowers do smell kind of the same! I still would like to receive some…maybe one day

    I am hitting Florida in January for the Flag football tournament……

  • Arianna

    “Alicia Keys is the BADDEST chick in the game…” : I have to agree, I was wonderin if she was goin to hit all the notes on ‘No one”…man did she kill it, she sounded EXACTLY like she did on the track…wasnt she the only 1 to actually sing???

    “How’s the rotation? Best song?”: Very hot…my faves has 2 b ‘Holla’ from Ghost, I still run that shit like it just came out…even the Delfonics song/sample I kill, ‘In the mood’ from Talib, ‘Break my Heart’ from Common…u should throw “I want U’ on there…my fave song on the album.

    “What the hell is succotash?”: Yuckyyyyyyy…I never knew what it was…looks nasty.

    “There’s NO reason a GROWN ass man should be walking around the house hummin “Feel the rain on your skin!”: Lol…stop frontin, u know u love that Pantene commercial.

    “I rather shop than eat”: Me too…I never think about food when Im shoppin.

    “Like I was NOT gonna comment on Rihanna and her legs”: Someone said they looked like Vienna sausages up close cuz she was wearing nude panty hose…her pink dress was CRAYZAY.

  • http://deleted Sakeenah

    “I rather shop than eat”
    Me, too. When I’m seriously clothes shopping I don’t even know if I’m hungry. Logically I know I’m hungry because hours have passed, but I find it impossible to stop & eat. I don’t eat until after I’ve got my shopping bags home & tried on every combination of my new outfits with coordinating shoes & accessories. That takes another 2 hours. I look at the clock and it’s 10 pm and I still haven’t eaten.

    “Women if you had ANY idea the scenarios we men have in our mind when you give us any interest”
    We already know it’s all about sex, men make it so obvious. Yet they don’t like it when we view them as sex objects. When we’re attracted we’re imagining you naked, too. We’re just not ruled by our genitals

    I’m out of touch too and I mostly ignore the music industry. I listen to the Internet and I buy CDs. Most of the stuff I’m up on I learn from Bossip.com. I couldn’t tell you who the new artists are or what the popular songs are

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    please elaborate on the scenarious…lol!

  • http://www.minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    I read where supposedly Rihanna has breast implants. It would be nice if they realized that we don’t care when she is walking around on legs like hers.

  • http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

    A. Keys – Yes, please!

    1. I’m out of touch
    2. I don’t wanna be in touch
    – You may not be out of touch, just above the BS. At least that’s what I tell myself.

    Why is it called “Coming” and who thought of putting the ‘u’ and double ‘m’ in it?
    -While I can’t speak on the last part, i do have theory for both questions. Short answer: think “lose yourself” and closer to G-D and you are half way there. Well, couldv’e sounded good at least…

    So like back in the day were all the Kings and Queens the same Height and Weight?
    …cuz if not, how they make the bed sizes the same?
    – They never stayed in the same bedroom, They just visited each other.
    That is true ish I made up(maybe).

  • Iknowyougotsoul

    You must have it really good rent wise.. I wanted to say I like your theme song.. i have been hearing it a lot in the past 20 minutes or so.it’s tight son.. rihanna is bad you know that man.. the legs are sexy..

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