
First off GO Ducks! Hi Michigan puahahahahahahahaha!
Second, guess who’s in the Top 10 now????? YEP!

Third Tonight on the Big Stage its MY Cincinnati Bengals…ugh they gotta beat the damn rat birds right?
Dontcha just LOVE this time of year?…no? Then F u jerk bucket!
I watched the MTV VMAs last night (Well a little because Football was on…you know)
…well I’ve noticed these things
1. I’m out of touch
2. I don’t wanna be in touch
3. Alicia Keys is the BADDEST chick in the game…you can have your ‘Yonce and Shakira, and whomever else
Gimme Keys AND expect to see her in the Top 10 next go around


Why is it called “Coming” and who thought of putting the ‘u’ and double ‘m’ in it?
WAFFLES!

So like back in the day were all the Kings and Queens the same Height and Weight?
…cuz if not, how they make the bed sizes the same?
How’s the rotation? Best song?
I want to go to Florida again…hang out for 3 days or so
Did you know it was Death Knell and not Death Nail?
…and why aren’t Full and Twin Beds called Prince and Princess?
You know what’s stupid?
If you call someone A Dick or a Pussy, it’s fine…
If you say you WANT some Dick or Pussy it’s vulgar.
What the hell is succotash? And why must it suffer?

I rather shop than eat
….Use the Latter and call me vulgar
Seriously the UFC…you guys HAVE to get into it
You know where I draw my strength from? ME
I would rather have a woman with small breasts and a little ass instead of some BANGIN ass woman
…meaning I’d rather Date an Eva over a Serena BUT I aint turnin a Serena shape down.
I mean look at my #2 on my list

You know what? There’s NO reason a GROWN ass man should be walking around the house hummin “Feel the rain on your skin!”
(ugh!)
Okay seriously I think I’m done with One Life to Live…Ima Give General Hospital a shot this or next week…what do you think?
I KNOW Jimmy did it…but How DO you crack corn?
…fuck it I don’t care.
Women if you had ANY idea the scenarios we men have in our mind when you give us any interest…
Flowers don’t really smell so great to me…they mostly smell the same.
Like I was NOT gonna comment on Rihanna and her legs

You know where I draw my strength from? ME
Explain this Chris Brown madness to me; that ish is dancing? Does ANYONE need to sing while the perform anymore? Seems like you can just get someone else to sing for you as long as you show up to synch and gyrate
You can tell by the words that I speak that I’m not just another brother that type cuz the females LOVE me and they call me e Nice
My name is e nice
Type Typin out the Typin out the Typin out these Blogs and you don’t know how I did it. 😉
















