
Guess who won over the weekend?
…Guess who’s moving up in the polls?

GH:
What’s the story with that unattractive Doctor lady that broke up with some doctor guy but she can’t get over it? She was on the phone with her mother who was on a stakeout?
What’s up with the chick with the sex addiction?
Okay so the Jacks guy and the lawyer guy like each other?
Why did the guy inject the guy with poison in the first place?
OOOOOOH and I have a BRAND NEW reason to watch a new Girlfriend! Dr. Lainey! Why didn’t you guys tell me?

LAWD

I think I’ve found out where puberty comes from…
See when women are in the shower and shampoo their hair, sometimes the hair comes out and washes down and gets caught in the ‘hey nanner nanner’ LMAO
I’ve grown a whole new respect for Spicy nacho Doritos…they are Dee to the Lish
Notice that on runways the only time the models wear bras is when they are modeling bras?

Did you see Bridezillas when the black lazy eye guy was with the white girl and later he swung on his own mother?
You know what I am? I’m charming and wonderful LMAO
What the hell was in those star crunches? You’d bite in one and look
Desperate Housewives is like that, Bre is so gangster, the new chick better watch her step

e-r blognstuff
Black Comedians curse more than anyone on the earth
The Body Shop Lotion that I got and was raving about was the: Uplifting Mandarin Body Lotion
…it’s Mood lifting
Let’s go in Halfsies on some netflix
EVERY damn Saturday and Sunday afternoon I’ll get Instant messages asking me “What are you doing”…I cant take it anymore…I’m logging off on the weekends from now on
Why people have problems with MY picky eating? Who cares what I eat/Don’t eat?…Mind YO plate
I am SO Becoming an Ashanti Fan…her curves are a dream…the waist to hips ratio and stomach is the sickness

…if only she had some talent to offer.
I’ve stopped eating Donuts…they are pretty tasty though
What’s next what’s next what’s N X E T
I mastered the Staircase on the etch-a-sketch…that’s right Ima artist!…now I gotta learn this

YO!!! You know what I wanna do? Ask a blind person to tell me what a person with bad acne face spells out
Clearly my family think I make more money than I really do…
I have 3 keys on my keychain
Why is calling people sexual organs and private arts mean? Why just those parts?
..is it because they are covered? Then why not call someone Nipple? You pissed? what about Clitoris? Ball sack? Back of thigh?
ugh
I guess if I met a girl named peaches AND she was the best…I’d prolly want to feel her breasts too…whether I was a DJ or not.
















