Discipline

March 4, 2008

 

OFFICALLY After the latest Janet Jackson Song…my new word for sex is “Discipline”…you can feel free to bite.

Wanna know why it’s my new word for sex? LISTEN

You know why I’m so anti-social or homebody ish? Cuz I’m fascinated by myself 🙂

Here goes my thing…everyone has preferences right? Just because someone is not another’s romantic preferences doesn’t mean you cannot be friends
Just because I’m not attracted to you and want to smash doesn’t mean we can’t kick it.

I used to Love Ruby Tuesday….that was MY Spot; I stopped going…I dunno…

Guess what I did? I was at the Grocery Store….I went down the Coochie Aisle!
Surprisingly it was fresh smellin….must not’ve been a heavy day

PLEASE Gimmie a massage?
…is there EVER Man get’s pampered day?

Last time it was Man get’s pampered day is when the girls made us Snoopy Sno Cones and Easy Bake cakes
…that’s a mighty long time ago.

I am almost done with Top Model this season…they kicked off the FINEST woman (My girlfriend)
…she aint even make it to Makeover Week…fukn fuk.
I can’t STAND Fatima
Marvita looks like a damn Wolf
I’m watching till my ALTERNATE Girlfriend Stacy Ann leaves

What’s the purpose of middle names?
…and Why come no one raises a stink over Obama’s Middle name?

Goooo OHIO!

You cold? I’m cold

…you’re as cold as ice…willing to sacrifice

I LOVE Cheesecake Factory yet only order one thing and I don’t eat cheesecake

10,000 B.C is coming out Friday…hey I don’t give a shit

I’m not a big soda drinker but I Loooooooooooooooove Cream Soda.

clectik clectik bo blecktic banana-fanna….

I flirt so much that when I’m serious people don’t take it that way…maybe I should stop that…nah effit

I’ve never even seen Bull shit before…so I damn sure aint on or talkin that.

I cannot WAIT till Iron Man comes out!!!!

You notice that all the Will Ferrell movies/characters seem or look the same?

What is a inny, minny, miney, or a moe?
…And why don’t they leave that damn tiger and his toes alone?

Last thing I want is to meet a reader/Blogger and then have all my biz on the internet…I’m a private person; loose lips annoy me.

I want a TON of Syesha

Not sure if I’m in love with Chrisette Michelle’s new haircut…but she’s still adorable.

Why are things ever beknownst?
…they are always ‘un’

eclectik’s Top 5 Favorite Brand Labels to wear:

1. Sean John
2. Burberry
3. LRG
4. Tommy Hilfiger (Collection)
5. Gucci (Shoes and Accessories)

The World looks mighty good to me…cuz Tootsie Rolls is all I see, whatever it is I think I see becomes a Tootsie Roll to me

I’m always in the mood for Orange Juice

I wonder who my sexiest lurker is

Quality I possess some say e fresh
When my blog goes through the rest

Of the eclectik posts that I am postin’
Copywritten blogs so they can’t be stolen

If they are snap
Don’t need the police to try to save them…your voice will sink

So peace stay off my back
Or I will attack and you don’t want that

 

MY BLOG’S THE POWER!!!!!!

  • http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

    Discipline is a very sexy song…very sexy!!

    Guess what I did? I was at the Grocery Store….I went down the Coochie Aisle!
    Surprisingly it was fresh smellin….must not’ve been a heavy day – YOU MAKE ME SICK!!! LMAO!!! so stupid!!

    Nice Brands…thats some good stuff right there.

  • Pretty Thick Chick

    Here goes my thing…everyone has preferences right? Just because someone is not another’s romantic preferences doesn’t mean you cannot be friends
    Just because I’m not attracted to you and want to smash doesn’t mean we can’t kick it.

  • Pretty Thick Chick

    ^ That means we can kick it right???

  • http://www.posperception.blogspot.com wrknprogress

    discipline is a good word for sex, better than skankin–thats what my brother calls it.

    Have a good week!

  • http://www.msfbpuddin.blogspot.com mspuddin

    I’ve been meaning to cop that new janet cd, haven’t got around to it…

    I hate when guys say “lets be friends” if I’m secure in the fact that I KNOW he aint tryna get down my pants, then ok cool, but otherwise, no. not a good idea. BUt of course I’m always oblivious to that sh*t anyway, I dont know someone is feelin me until hell later…

    MsP

  • http://jewellsavenue.com Jewells

    I’m feeling that Janet song. See why you title it SEX.

    PLEASE Gimmie a massage?
    …is there EVER Man get’s pampered day?Men get plenty of massages at Jewells Ave. Naw, for real tho, I am 1 1/2 months shy of having my skin therapy license and I plan on catering to men when I open my spa, so be on the lookout for some pampering all done by the Jewells.

    Your blog definitely beez on some random ish. I like it though cause it keeps me reading and laughing and reading and laughing.

    Chau

  • Shelley

    I used to love Ruby Tuesdays too, but I’m not really feelin’ it anymore either. I think they switched up the menu or soemthing. I like TGIFridays better now.

    Atalya’s pic sucked on Top Model, I can see why she went home. Lol @ Marvita looking like a wolf. She can model, though. I think she going to be my favorite, her and Stacey Ann. I wish Fatima would STFU.

    What do you order from Cheesecake Factory? I usually get the crab cakes.

    Syesha kinda annoys me, although I don’t know why. I’m still mad about Alexandrea getting the boot.

  • http://httpL//mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com blujewel

    I’m so happy I’m feeling better so I can try to catch up on all your madness.

    I used to love Tuby Ruesdays (that’s what I like to call it), but I don’t go there anymore either…they make a mean Long Island Iced Tea…gonna have to cop me one this weekend.

    I love Cheesecake Factory and I LOVE cheesecake!

    We can kick it; yes, we can!

    I’m sorry, but I’m so through with Janet. Not saying there aren’t some good songs on the CD, but I’m just through with her

    Even if you weren’t my man, I’d give you a massage just because you’re my friend and I’m cool like that. *ask my male BFF he’ll consign*

    I’m not a soda drinker either, but damn if I don’t like a Pepsi now and then…it’s the high I get after I drink it that I like. *yummy…giggle*

    Love!

  • http://anubis2kx.blogspot.com Charles

    I also can’t wait for that Iron Man movie. You peeped that new trailer??

  • harriet

    once again, you’ve done it.

    who knows what an inny, meeny, miny moe is? mess around and get mauled like those teenagers in LA a few months ago!

    they say it looks like hillary won ohio. dang.

    go pamper yourself, e! you deserve it!

  • http://www.thicflair.blogspot.com thic flair

    I LITERALLY stopped reading at the coochie aisle comment. LMAO, I will have to come back and finish reading the rest of this blog, but that comment alone….HIGH-LARRY-US

  • http://www.pajnstl.blogspot.com Patrice

    ummm, wtf is the coochie aisle? lol silly boy

    I’m the same way with cheescake Factory, order 1 thing and don’t eat the cheeskecake.

    I gotcho discipline 😉

  • beautifulgyrlj

    I flirt so much that when I’m serious people don’t take it that way…maybe I should stop that…nah effit
    -People never take me serious when I do anything. Apparently I’m told I play too much o wellz.

    Just because I’m not attracted to you and want to smash doesn’t mean we can’t kick it.
    -Hmmm I see your point I guess. But my male friends I don’t chill with them all they talk about is ummm the latest chick they screwin. And its hard for me to chill with a man I don’t find attractive. IDK I keep fine men around me. Me and ugly people don’t get along too well. Why? Because I’m always calling someone ugly. And I think ugly people know that they are ugly (like fat people know their fat) so I will be the one as usual too offend someone. And then we won’t have nothing to joke about LoL…

    Fascinated By Yourself?! *Sigh* and I thought I was bad… Hmmm

    And Coochie Aisle!
    -You are such an ass! I bet the aisle was real empty too… LoL

  • http://tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

    i need a pick me up today and dag on if i didn’t get one…
    you are TRULY one of a kind my dear…which is cool…i guess you gotta be cool in your own skin…that’s the only way to truly be happy

  • http://shesoflyy.blogspot.com Muze

    you wrong for saying she looks like a wolf. LOL.

    i’m gonna use the word beknownst tomorrow. lol.

  • http://www.myspace.com/siakdizzy Dilly

    Guess what I did? I was at the Grocery Store….I went down the Coochie Aisle!
    Surprisingly it was fresh smellin….must not’ve been a heavy day
    – you soooooooo wrong for that one, lmao

    and you aint th eonly one waiting on that iron man movie.. im fitting to cop the midnight showing

  • http://sweet-intent.blogspot.com SimpleComplexity

    I must say that Syesha did a great job last night. I can’t figure out if I like her or not. lol But at least we know that she has one very true fan in you 😉

    Who are you rooting for on Top Model. I’m not sure about this season. And I am sooo mad that you called her a wolf lol Sooo wrong!

  • mason5n1

    Lurker in tha’ house!!!

    Fatima is a broke down Iman. Teen Wolf be gettin her modeling on, but Claire is gonna take it all!!!

  • http://www.lkdiesel.blogspot.com Ticia

    I like this song… Janet has some hot tracks…

  • http://mysTery2you.blogspot.com mysTery

    Get it Janet!!

    Say man…how you gonna just stop going to your spot….? trippin.

    I have heard people talkin about Obama’s middle name on the radio.

    Did you say lurker? lol uh..yeah….

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