Well…
Ohio State won
The Bengals? Well…we were there till the end…not gonna try to spin it.
I need a good 3-Day Weekend with no phone calls and no company
Windows Vista is that ish!
You know, I guess I don’t want a girlfriend…sometimes I do…right now? nah
I don’t eat a lot/enough…that’s not good….metabolism is slowing down.
I wouldn’t mind some Boston Baked Beans right now
You know what are great? Areolas…on women.
Describe my blog in one sentence…go
Every since I played Resident Evil I always think “What if I go into an elevator and there’s a GIANT spider on the ceiling”?
Hmmmm…What If the ONLY way I could ever have sex with Zoe is to have a three way with Cicely Tyson….yeah I’d do it
…C’mere Miss Jane Pittman!
Other peoples boogers are Ewwww…mine? They are fascinating lol
You know what pisses me off about Pringles? You cant get to the second half of the damn can…or else you have to pour and then guess what….CRUMBS
Thick women in thongs don’t move me.
Remember when you’d be at school in line and you didnt want to let someone ‘cut’ in front of you and they came up with “back cuts”?
You had to be like ‘No back cuts’ Cuz I’d be back there like “Mannnn I will Spork you in theback if you dont get from in front of me”
Emmys were on…nope don’t care.
Its gonna be cold soon; you know what that means?
It means it’s Be inside, play board games, shoot pool, DVD night, get drunk have sex time!
I’m convinced…Steve Harvey is not funny anymore.
Here’s another oddball eclectik theory: People have children for vanity reasons
They want a little person to parade around, dress up and get compliments on
They want attention and they want to show them off
Very seldom do you hear a parent say that they want their child to be a benefit to society or do something in the world outside of selfish reasons
I would LOVE a massage right now…no women really like to give em though
Did you know Raj is 57 years old?
Two things that sound WAY better than they are in reality: Sex in the Shower and Sex on the Beach
Shooter with Mark Wahlberg was pretty good.
Prison Break starts back up tonight!
Pecans are great
Saw a new Bracelet I want…diamonds were a little small…I dunno
Who would eat a salt-less cracker?
I miss Cassie, she is so damn sexy to me
I must hit the Grocery and Liquor store soon
See? Last week I responded in the comments and no one noticed.
You know what? I REALLY REALLY Like the umbrella ella ella ella song and I figured out why; it’s catchy and since I don’t listen to the radio I didn’t get beat over the head with it
I’ve only heard it all the way through twice
I don’t care what nunya say, I really liked the movie Daredevil…think it was better than Spiderman 2 and Hulk, and Superman returns.
More Allyson Felix!
Boy I’d just….
See? I got attractive things about me that people don’t care about…like people are cute or have a nice shape or whatever…I got nice eyelashes LOL
You know what I have in my freezer? French fries and ice
Bought me some new Sunglasses…they were NOT cheap, watch I lose them
