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April 8, 2008

Anticipation, of my Blog
I’m so happy that you’re readin this one

So Long you’ve waited but it’s never too late
My Blog

Dew…..

That e’s not right , His brain is wrong
Toned women with Big heads make him “Strong”

I blog for you, Regulars and lurkers, you too
Leave a comment or two because…
……………………………
Wait.

Do you guys even read/like the songs at the beginning of the posts?
…I could stop and get right to the thoughts.

General Hospital…I hope that Sonny’s wack ass kid is dead…now lets get rid of Kate, Carly, and Robin, and Patrick, and Jacks

Young and the Restless…Stop it with Gloria, Lily is Corn-knee…I only care about Victor Smashin off the LA chick

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Kaboom! Guess who blogged in the room
ecleck, hailing from Ohio you can check
It be me the killer e, read what he
B-L-O Double G-E-D
Me me goin downtown, let me see
If Me and Zoe get together now, make it mo’ better now
Listen, I ain’t cuffin Condoms Competiton
Rather wear a balloon with a twist tie from the kitchen

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No More Prancer of Flavor Of Love…No more e watching….shout outs to Mercedes

So the new layout is a hit?

I dunno…if someone flicked a booger on you…what if they flicked it and it fell on your bottom lip?

Hells Kitchen tonight!

We just adopt stupid sayings…what exactly does “Set it off” mean?
And why would setting something to the “off position” make anything hype?

Sex and the City Movie coming…WHY is Jennifer Hudson in it?

DAMNIT Torri!

…SHANI MARKS is NO joke either

5 NFL players that use to THUD!

1. Steve Atwater (Broncos)
2. Hardy Nickerson (Bucs)
3. Ronnie Lott (9ers)
4. Mark Carrier (Bucs)
5. Richard Dent (Bears)

You know what I love? Women’s voices…ESPECIALLY a NY accent….well an island accent too…okay, any accent, but I’m sayin

eclectik Strong enough for a Blog…Made for a woman

I’m a HUGE James Bond Movie fan…cannot wait till they come out on Blu Ray

50 Cent kinda fell off no?

“Why are you single? All those women in Washington DC?! They say they can’t FIND a good man…and the women outnumber the men like…blah blah blah”
After you eliminate:

The ones I’m attracted to that are not attracted to me
The ones attracted to me that I’m not attracted to
The ones that don’t date black men
The ones that only date light skin black men
The ones that don’t date men
The ones that are too old
The ones that are too young
The ones with Children and/or Drama with their ‘donor’
The ones that aren’t about anything
The ones that are all diseased up
The ones that I’m not compatible with

It’s a tough call to go and find whoever is left…on the humble. LOL
See?? It’s the eclectik-relaxation Logo…I’m fancy

Damn J Lo use to be the greatest…now? She might as well not exist
…I guess Kim K is the new J Lo

No really…shouldn’t I be famous? I’d be a kick ass star…I could be Fresh Blogger of Washington DC
….”Now this is a story all about my randomness…blah blah upside down”

I want sleep…just a little bit though

Who came up with calling someone a Douche Bag…do they even come in bag anymore? Does any woman use them anymore?
Do the y have peach flavor? (I’m just sayin)

You know what’s annoying? When I’m online trying to type some stuff then a big ass Yahoo IM pops up in the middle of the screen….ugh

I did not have ONE Girl Scout cookie…I missed the whole thing…and I’m okay.

Women don’t have sex with their bra’s on do they?

Men don’t try and use the hole in the undies to stick it through and have sex do they?

Some of the most beautiful women remain solo and single why?

They’re too picky
The pickins are slim on the men in their area
They’ve given shots to the wrong types of men
The good ones don’t approach them
Men are intimidated by them
They have Shitty attitudes thus makin their insides ugly
They pay too much attention to a mans outside

I dunno…alls I know is I want me one (sans the tude)

You ever want to just jump out in front of someone and just get into the Notre Dame Fighting Irish Stance?

I do.

…no, I actually DO it
Oh this was the question…
If I was famous and they wanted to give me a Flavor of love type show, how would it go down?

K, it would be called “Can’t spell Lov without ‘e’ or something like that lol
And instead of clocks or roses I’d give out Dimes (for the Dime Lines) …big ass joints on a rope

The women would love being on my show cuz we’d do things I like to do…
We’d go shopping every week lol
Shoot pool
Have a spades tournament
Bowl
Play video games
Hit an island and drink and people watch (and talk about them)
I’d have the girls from the Claudia Jordan show come critique them

…My nick names would be the BOMB!
…I’d name em stuff like “Bell Pepper booty” “Olas” “Moose knuckle” LOL

Do moths really like flames like that?
…Like Flames are look like fine ass moths…it’s always “Like a moth to a flame”…shut up.

Bloggers….are you gonna do it tonight? Alright!
All you got to do is put your mind to it and comment alright alright!

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http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

Listen, I ain’t cuffin Condoms Competiton
Rather wear a balloon with a twist tie from the kitchen – I SOOOOOOOOO hate you for that LOL

I’ve jumped in front of people in the fighting irish stance…LOL. It would be HILARIOUS to see you doing it though…LMAO

Love the FOL-esque type show…big dimes on a rope though…LOL

I haven’t had a girl scout cookie this year either…I don’t really want any though.

Kim K is the new JLo…her body is better though.

That deordorant image is HILARIOUS!!!

I read the songs in the beginning!!!

I love NY/up north accents too…on men though…lol
cmj_69

lol at bell pepper booty
I can see that show. I would love to watch it 🙂
Runners have the best bodies
I wonder whos gonna be next after Kim get old
Yea NY accents SEXY does upstate count lol
Girls scout cookies mm shortbread..but I havent seen a girlscout in ages. DO THEY STILL EXIST
heavenleigh

Moose knuckle…I swear the mental images you give me…
lovnlife

I love the song intros to the blog…
Sets the mood!
Rather wear a balloon with a twist tie from the kitchen
^^^Why?! LOL
Who’s your favorite James Bond? (Sean Connery was the best)
I hope 50 Cent fell into a black hole and never finds his way back!
Look at you with Logo! Are you sure you’re not famous? Only famous people have logos.
*dead* at deodorant image
http://www.monieinthemiddle.blogspot.com Monie

Your posts are the best. I’m diggin the new layout…
http://myfuturerocks.blogspot.com a.tiara

LOl your show concept is hot actually lol.

The logo is cool too difinetly different:-)
http://www.karrieb.blogspot.com Karrie B.

I DONT KNOW WHY J.HUD IS IN THAT MOVIE!!!!!

arggggggh. i shoulda been in it…right? if you don’t agree with me i’ll never be your friend again.

playlist, still loves it.

when does top chef come on? i missed the last 2.

you are gettin’ fancy round here.

-KB
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ keli

Wow…you made a deodorant graphic and everything…very random.

Oh…was Fiddy ever on?

Why is Kim K even being compared to JLo? I mean, yes JLo can’t sing, but she at least got some real acting credits under her belt…did not take a sex tape to get her on.

Douching is bad business…if you need to do go there; you might want to go get that checked out.

I have kept the bra on…I mean, hey…sometimes all you need is the bottom to be bare…

Bell Pepper Booty? Wow, lol.
cuzkaysaidso

It’s been a while since I passed through. I like the new set up. Your randomness was “off the hook” and you really “set it off…up in here” as usual. Lol.

-kay
http://anubis2kx.blogspot.com Charles

That deo pic had me in stitches. I’d watch your show weekly.
harriet

No you didn’t use the Wu Tang vamp to the remix of SWV’s “I’m so into you.” I used to rewind that song all the time on my walkman! LOL

I can imagine you jumping in front of folks in the fighting irish stance. You are SO silly! I love it!
http://www.lkdiesel.blogspot.com Ticia

Hey Hey!

I wish I had some abs like that!
j

You are so mean how are going to wish little Michael Corinthos to die, and you know he’s not going to die I heard a permanent coma!
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

Me too
to kiss lick and rub
http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

Hey that red haired no actin jerk lol
I dislike all the kids on that show 🙂
http://www.msfbuddin.blogspot.com mspuddin

Well look at you interior designer…lookin’ good!

I want Shani’s stomach! 🙁

yes Kim is everywhere, she’s gorgeous, but not the brightest crayon in my opinion…

MsP
http://www.myspace.com/siakdizzy dilly

-i am loving the new format, E
-Ronnie Lott used to be THAT dude man.
-Kim K, could get it off that ass alone… the new JLo. guess so
– you ain’t the only that gets weak to a sexy ass accent… especialy those southern womyn’s accent. MMM
http://www.5thtimesthecharm.blogspot.com jackie

Eclectik you sure are up on your track women. Who knew there were people out there who followed track that closely. Kinda nice!

I thought I was the only one who didn’t like little Michael Corinthos on GH. Sorry to say this but he looks weird to me and always has these lines that are WAAAAAYYYY too grown up!

I’m liking the logo.

And I LOVE James Bonds movies too – from Sean Connery to Roger Moore, to Pierce Brosnan…pretty much all of them.
Leogoddess(Lurker)

Dated 3 new yorkers in a row, guess I like the accents too! They like the southern bell twang too I guess. LOL Those track girls only look nice in they’re track outfits put them in a evening gown and whoa! Although I’ll take the six packs LOL.
http://rawdawgb.blogspot.com/ rawdawgbuffalo

ballon witha twist tie- LOL classic
http://www.skoolboisplayground.blogspot.com skoolboi_krush

Now you know Victor old ass don’t know what to do with that young ass! LOL

New layout is nice, bruh! Good Look

Who is Torri and what events does she run? I have been sleeping on track & field lately.

You forgot Kenny Easley. He used to lay dude’s out!

When is the next James Bond joint coming out? I loved Casino Royale.

You have to do that same equation when talking about women in Atlanta.

I don’t know about the Fighting Irish stance but I did jump in front of a female coworker with the UTFO, “You cold wanna be with me!” arms across the chest move. LOL
http://turquoisesha.blogspot.com Mel

Now if you had a reality show would it be as ridiculous as Flavor of Love or would it acutally make sense?

And I ate 3 or 4 boxes of Girl Scout cookies this year 🙂 Gotta support my girls (even though I’m a Girl Scout dropout).
http://mentatllyspeaking.blogspot.com blujewel

Oh, how I’ve missed reading your blog. Good stuff as always. I’m so sick of Kim Kardashian. Get a real freaking talent and stop using your big ol booty as your claim to fame. At least J Lo can dance.

Love!
http://coopdujour.wordpress.com Coop

^^ might be moving to Cleveland. Any suggestions?

Nice layout!

No love for J. Hud? I

Kim K. is living off her ass. Their store isn’t that damn profitable. *hating, I know*

Everyone is single at some point and MOST people have those same criteria. Shit will happen in due time. No worries.
http://thebrownspoon.blogspot. Roddykat

GH and Sonny’s seed
-Nah, all they are going to do is bring back later older. I believe they call it Soap Opera Rapid aging Syndrome (SORAS)

a HUGE James Bond Movie fan…cannot wait till they come out on Blu Ray
– Just copped Casino Royale on Blu Ray. Need to to watch that. Gues that would be neat though I have them on tape.

DAMNIT Torri!
…SHANI MARKS is NO joke either
– Bring on the Olympics! I’ve been missing Meets anyway.

…I guess Kim K is the new J Lo
– Not Feeling Kim K. That pic was nice but…Just bring back “Money Train” Lo

You know what’s annoying? When I’m online trying to type some stuff then a big ass Yahoo IM pops up in the middle of the screen….ugh
– Guess that’s why I do mess with folks when I see them on. You’ve been on about that new Yahoo IM for a minute now. Must be nice.

Notre Dame Fighting Irish Stance
– Is that like the reverse Flatbush Sytle? Everytime I see it, it reminds me of Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Eclectik Love show
– I’m waiting to see what happens the first time you call someone Shift 0 booty. HA!

Other show idea
-You know, it’s kinda easy to do video nowadays, you could be the new wave Robin Leach. “Lifestyles of the eclectik infamous”, maybe? Think about it.
Aniah

WOW @ your show!

and I don’t know who came up with it but I always call people douche bags when I want to refrain from cursing.
http://the12planet.blogspot.com/ 12kyle

for some reason i stop couldn’t get on your blog from my bruthaberry. fug it! i’m here

I haven’t watched Y&R in years but why has Victor banged EVERY woman on the show?

Drucilla was the illest.

Atwater would knock your head off!

Some of the most beautiful women remain solo and single why? Too busy talking shyt about not finding a man
http://mysocalledfabulouslife.blogspot.com brianna

what is this track girl obsession???
http://whetheritbe.blogspot.com/ Blah Blah Blah

Niiice… Can’t have LOV without the E.

Good men enmasse in NYC…and Cal…but the men in the DC metro area…well, just sayin’…y’all do have a rep…where it came from, not sure. But damn me, I have dated more men from Maryland than I have in NYC…and I live here…LOL
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