Boss Blog

February 19, 2008

 

I’m making the Monday posts shorter…they are too long

Top Chef is coming back next month!!!

Slope= Rise over Run

y= mx+b Too.

You know the rules…American Idol comes out…I pick a girlfriend and I watch the show till she gets voted off
Team Syesha is in full effect!


But best believe there’s others than CAN indeed get it offa e
…enter Asiah and Ramiele!

Why dont women know or like to give massages? Damnit!

I watched “Are we done yet?”…my GOD! I will never get that time back.

My eyebrows are that ish son!

You know I’m beginning to notice? Women have some of the cutest noses
Reminds me of Ossification

Guess what I’m doing at work this week? Workin.

Got My Tax return back…YAY!!!!!
Paid Bills with it…Boooo!!!!

I’ma get me a grown up sippy cup…dont yall bite and get one too either!

Eventually I will have to get an iMac…damnit I’ve been fighting it

American Next top Model is starting on Wednesday!
Who’s eclectik’s “Show Girlfriend”?

ATALYA!

My #2: Dominique (FROM Ohio too by the way)
…people are gonna say she looks a little Manish in the face…but I like it all..and those legs

Special shout out to my Blogroll…gonna change it soon…add/subtract…I dont think that it really matters you guys don’t pay it no attention.

What about if I do my Top 10 and put the pictures down the right side instead of Zoe?

Why when on TV when they say a show “may contain nudity” it’s always Man ass?

I am Hip Hop.

I dont know what they want from me…

I’m getting Soooooo Old Why? Cuz when I watch comedians and listen to music and they are with the “Nigga nigga” “bitch this” “Whore that”
…I’m all like “Is that necessary?” “That’s a little excessive” …I mean it is/always been…I just never complained about it LOL

I’ll tell your mother…I’ll tell your friends…I’ll tell anyone cuz I can comprehend.

I guess my complexion is Cocoa

When shows start at 9 that I want to see when nothing good comes on at 8 I get pissed

Okay I’ma tell you a secret….ready? K.
I cannot type worth a damn…I use like 3 fingers; I prolly type 5 words a minute LOL

OH Guess what I had last week…Sparking Clementine juice!

Sarah Smile by Hall & Oates is a BANGER!

Okay you wanna know? I’m a topsy turny guy…you know how buys be all broad and big with baseball bat legs?
I’m regular with big legs and ass LOL

If you wanna know…ask me…I’ma tell…lest I dont feel like it lol

You know what’s a funny name? Jeff.

eclectik-relaxation aka “Boss Blog”

Mmmmm Team Syesha!

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.blogspot.com Mia

    Top Chef, YAY!!!!! I can’t wait!!!!

    You actually sat thru Are we Done yet?? Poor You!! LOL!!

    I want the iMac Air book…BAD!!!

    Yeah Dominique is a little manish bout the face…Atalya is pretty though.

    I pay attention to your blogroll…even though I’m not on it…*humph* 😛

    MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS!!!!

    You do to type fast…just with mistakes…lol

    oh…lemme get some money…LOL

  • Ms G

    IZZE’s are the shyt!

    And I’m sorry that the women you meet don’t give or are into massages. I think that they are mandatory. Both in giving and receiving….

  • Keli

    What would even make you think to watch “Are We Done Yet”, did you not see the first one?
    I am jealous…I want a tax return *crosses arms and pouts*
    I guess I am getting old too, because I have the same reaction to profanity in entertainment.

    Noooo…not a 3 fingers typist…we are going to have to work on that.

    Your AI girlfriend’s hair is cute.

  • http://obfuscationofreality.blogspot.com/ Tyhitia

    You are too funny! I’m checking out Idol tonight. I don’t have a favorite because most of the guys are gay…dammit! LOL! :*)

  • jami danielle

    you got the janet jackson lyric wrong…

    “i’ll tell anyone whose heart can comprehend”

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    Lyric was on purpose LOL
    I’m always twistin up somebody’s song 🙂

  • jami danielle

    my bad then…i get lyrics wrong, but not on purpose…i just sing em how they sound. someone’s always correcting me.

  • beautifulgyrlj

    Why dont women know or like to give massages? Damnit!
    -I give great ones. But after awhile my little hands get tired. Geeez….

    I guess my complexion is Cocoa
    -U have to be chocolate to be cocoa…so ur choc?!

    I cannot type worth a damn…I use like 3 fingers; I prolly type 5 words a minute LOL
    -SMH I’m at 55WPM now… I’m tryin to step that up.

    I’m regular with big legs and ass LOL
    -I see someone has a phatty LoL

  • http://magnoliapeach.blogspot.com magnoliapeach

    y= mx+b Too
    -yep and (x-h)2 + (y-k)=r2

    people are gonna say she looks a little Manish in the face…but I like it all..and those legs
    -She does have strong jaw line

    I’m regular with big legs and ass LOL
    -As long as your a$$ don’t look like the dude with the girdle from Girlfriends

  • wahoo4uva

    My favorite thing about the blog today is that one of my favorite Badu songs is 1st in the rotation! : D

    I was recently reminded how old I’m getting watching a video marathon on VH1 Soul — because kids (who are now legally adults) were just being born when songs I loved back in the day were just coming out. . .and I was only in the 8th grade!

  • http://turquoisesha.blogspot.com Mel

    Why dont women know or like to give massages? Damnit!

    I do. Don’t be tryna lump me in the non group. No sir.

    I wonder what you would do if all of your “show” girlfriends happened to be in the same room all at once.

    Exactly what is Izze? I’ve seen it, but never tried it.

    E I’m gonna need you to learn how to type faster m’kay? I know kindergarteners who type faster.

    And why is Jeff such a funny name?

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Sara Smile is one of the all-time favorites.

    I watched “Are we done yet?”…my GOD! I will never get that time back.

    LOL!

    I am going to have to catch American Idol in order to check ol’ girl out. She looks good.

  • http://posperception.blogspot.com/ Wrknprogress

    You know what they say about guys with big legs, and ummmm…

    Nostrils…

  • http://dejanae411.blogspot.com dejanae411

    u really shoulda known betta bout that are we there yet crap
    that grown up sippy cup aint really a good look
    dont think anyone’s gon try to bite that
    feel like tellin ur middle name today?

  • Shelley

    Why will you have to get an iMac? I use one at work but I really don’t like it (although that could be because I’m biased toward PCs and I refuse to learn how to use the iMac properly)

    Syesha’s cool, I’ll be rooting for her. And Atalya. But you’re on your own with that mannish-looking woman. She’ll probably go real far on the show, though, maybe top 4.

    I don’t type too well, either, so don’t feel bad.

  • http://www.msfbpuddin.blogspot.com mspuddin

    You sure do have a lot of girlfriends!

    I’ll rub your back, if you rub my feet…

    MsP

  • http://kiki-searching.blogspot.com KIKI

    Just when I thought I couldn’t get possibly get another blog-crush…in steps. Eclectick! LOL…

    Don, MsP, D…why ya’ll aint tell me?!

    Lovin your spot…I’ll definately be back!

  • http://shesoflyy.blogspot.com Muze

    i love your blog. just cracks me up every time i come through.

    okay first, i think your top ten would be hot on the right side…as long as my pic is in there. lol.

    i love that you watch top model and idol and top chef. i think we’re tv soul mates. lol.

    guess i’m getting old too. i do that all the time.

    my eyebrows are looking pretty fabulous too right now. lol.

    sarah smile is my jam! gives me fuzzies every time i hear it.

    i was JUST jamming to miss you much earlier! that is craaaazy.

    alright, i see you ‘boss’. lol.

    hope all is well! 🙂

  • http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com blujewel

    I had the misfortune of seeing “Are we Done yet” Boooo!

    I give great massage

    I actually pay attention to your blog roll…and I’m still on it *yessss!*

    Feel you on the comedians and they’re cussing for no good reason. That ish aint even funny.

    Love the playlist!

    Love!

  • bayoubeauti

    When shows start at 9 that I want to see when nothing good comes on at 8 I get pissed

    I KNOW RIGHT!!

  • http://eclectik-relaxation.com/ eclectik

    Lookin at Syesha I guess my big foreheaad thing lives on

  • http://myfuturerocks.blogspot.com a.tiara

    lol Top Chef makes me hungry so I refrain from watching it lol

    I love Ramiele from America Idol. She can sing and she’s so cute

    I give excellent back massages because I understand the body like no one else can lol

    By the way im liking the electik rotation! You have some of my favorties(Mary, Eryka, and Chrisette Michele 🙂

  • harriet

    ROFL at the graph!

  • IknowYougotSoul

    Syesha is cute man. I can see why you’re feeling her.

    So you really can’t type that well? I had no idea. I’m serious I didn’t.

    ATALYA is fine wow.. she got it going on..

  • http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

    Team Syesha is in full effect!
    -Don’t watch the show. Don’t know her, but she’s cute…and slightly familiar.

    Eventually I will have to get an iMac…damnit I’ve been fighting it
    Don’t do it. Reconsider, read some litera-ture on the subject… I Kid!

    Special shout out to my Blogroll…gonna change it soon…add/subtract…I dont think that it really matters you guys don’t pay it no attention.
    – you think not, huh?

    I am Hip Hop.
    -Word to Kris!

    Sarah Smile by Hall & Oates is a BANGER!
    -Sure is.

    Sharp as a harp played by a musician!

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