I get stupid…shoot an arrow like Cupid…my blog don’t mean nuthin like Looptid

Yall so nasty…that whole post was about Water and how drinking water is good for you…care for your bodies…it makes your skin clearer 🙂

Why come the McDonalds Breakfast Sausage tastes better than their hamburgers?
…they should switch.

Somebody find me that gray/silver sharpie so I can have it

Okay…MY NEW American Idol Girlfriend: Syesha Mercado
LAWD…her skin…she’s so pretty…and THOSE

Seriously…would you listen to, like, want, trust, let alone ELECT someone named “Mitt”?
…didn’t think so

Oh here comes President Mitt! Riiiiight.

I know Rudy dropped out the race…but it was a random thought…so I typed it (These shits are really freestyles)

I don’t know why women complain…they got half the money and all the pussy.

I wouldn’t mind a waffle maker…I just dont want to clean it.
…do they make one you can put in the dish washer?
How good are waffles for you?…I want some waffles.

Do you notice even NON Football fans hate the Dallas Cowboys?

It’s not that there’s no good music it’s just that it’s tougher to find…the wack ish is predominant

So what does God look like? We get the description of Jesus…interpreted all kinds of ways…and all the pictures that make him look like a Rock Star Abercrombie model
Or Shazza Zulu from A Different world

…but what does God look like?

I always thought God didn’t look like anything…it was a spirit or some gas (no God I’m NOT calling you a fart) But something that’s just there.
…but it could be a dude lookin something
…I use to think God was female…but I was alone in that
…wait. what was I talkin about?

…least I didn’t zone to areolas again.

You know who I want to give it to?
Zhang Ziyi

Hey…Who do you think God’s team is? Who is he rootin for?
Cuz like all the Athletes thank God and give him shout outs…wonder if he likes the Giants.

DANG I bet God has like the illest ipod playlist ever…prolly has the 80 gig.

When I say legs…THIS is what I mean:

Look at those damn Calves…e’s horny now.

Why don’t they make Clementine juice?

Top Chef comes back in March!

You know who had that One hairstyle? Frederick Douglass

You know the group Bare Naked Ladies? I was thinkin…well…what other kinda Naked could they be?
Then I came up with: Stark and Butt

Know what I like to do? Chase people around the office with the spray cans of air that you clean your computer with
…just sprayin people.

I would do a radio show…but my voice aint sexy….it would be interesting.

The comment box said I should do a podcast…how you do that? Why should I? What would be cool bout it?…Im Podcast ignant.

I crave chocolate…but like only certain candy bars

I’ma have to start watching Bollywood….Mallika Sherawat

Shouldn’t Apple buy ihop?
They could hook it up…little ipod menus; adding your order to the playlist and send it in lol

Say what you want but Ohio is the shit!
…I’m just not living there anymore

That Karrie B. is pretty damn sexy.

You know what was that show? Daria

Lala La Lala

I need a Gangsta Boogie with my…

Love it when I make Spaghetti…its the most to say the least.

I dunno what happened after the baby…but pre baby Salma had the greatest breasts in Hollywood

Do My thing with a 2000 and 8 Swing the Dopeness I write guaranteed delight
To the Blogspot Brainacs the Myspace Maniacs in full effect

eclectik Relax is back.
Take us out Syesha