YAAY American Idol starts tonight….2 hours worth; it better be better this year….I’ma watch as usual but I’d do some stuff if I were in charge

Okay…the last two American Idol seaons AND winners have sucked (Eventhough that Jordin Sparks is a piece of ass)
They are spending WAY too much time showing the “Bad” auditions…and they are letting through the wrong peoples
AND they are taking too damn long with the auditions…shits be like a month now

“Tommorow we’ll be in Housoton..next week Arizona…the week after that Chicago…” like DAMN lump summa them shits together

…plus with the “BAD” Auditions…show the legit bad people, that think they can sing…not the people dressin up as giant turkeys and the statue of Liberty…we know they are there on some bull
I Love it when they have people on there that SWEAR they gettin it lol

It can still be a good show…but it could be a GREAT show; lemme tell you what they should do…

First: Get rid of Randy

Randy is useless…and a eyesore…he doesnt bring anything to the table and the kids have NO reason to respect him
Paula they know…it’s Simon’s show…Randy? feh.
Replace him with someone with a strong voice and a opinion OR Someone that has sold a ton of records with an opinion
…I say: Patti Labelle, Joe, Jamie Foxx would be Great, Chaka Khan, Dawn Robinson…mabe a producer like Timabland or someone

Stop it with the country night.

None of those kids want to sing country and of course the black folk ALWAYS screw up on Country night
…even the kids that sing country eventually try and cross over after the show…just stop it with that night.

Do some real R&B and some soul

70’s, 80’s and 90’s theme shows…let them pick from some real songs

…Oh and damn…the auditions? Stop it with the Lady Marmalde and My Girl can we get a couple of new songs…Alicia Keys Fallin as well.

Make the contestants want to win!

By the end the people dont care…most of the time the people that DONT win have a better career/shot than the winners
Shiddd…make the recording contract second and give them a chance to win 1 Million as well…then you’ll see some real ish

Let Simon talk

The Ameican Idol crowd are idiots, they boo anytime Simon starts to speak…have them shut the hell up and let him say what he needs to say.

The BIGGEST thing they could do to make the show GREAT is to…

Make it a REAL authenic reality show

Have all of the finalist of American Idol live in the same house and film that ish Real World style
…show them interacting with each other; what they do when they are not practicing etc etc. You’ll see who’s a asshole…bitch or whatever so when they are frontin on the show before they sing
you’ll know what’s what…it would prolly affect voting but so? It would be damn entertaining
The damn show is on all week; spending 15 minutes of in the house recap for the week a show (instead of those bull shit Ford commercials and stuff) would be the hotness.

CHANGE THE VOTING

This is the easiest more brainless solution…Have america vote for the person that gets voted OFF NOT for their favorite
whoever gets the most votes goes…done.

…Let the Judges vote.

Do it something similar to Dancing withthe stars, let America vote for the top people and the bottom two or three you let the three judges come to an agreement and they let the person go
…done.

In short; I need to have my own show lol

And more hot women…they sell more records and up the male viewrship (You know I gotta have a show girlfriend)

Basically what I do is watch till they get it down to the show-show if they have someone on there that’s hot (My show girlfriend) I watch till they get voted off LOL

eclectik’s American Idol Show girlfriends by season…

So I can compile a list…eff ewe!

Season One: Christina Christian
My favorite #1 Idol show girlfriend of all time…I still want summa her; she was robbed son!

…look at that stomach

Season Two: Meosha Denton
She was hot…didn’t make it NO WHERE as evident by only her idol picture lol

Season Three: LaToya London
She was so sexy…robbed again…of course no, I’ve never purchased any of these women CDs

Season Four: Nadia Turner
Her Smile and stomach was RIGHT son…former Dolphin cheerleader…she got voted off I bounced.

Season Five: Lisa Tucker
Hands down the prettiest…she got a raw deal cuz she was young….woulda did WAY better than F’n Soul Patrol

Season Six: Stephanie Edwards
She had some curves on her…kinda cute; got played too…

Who SHOULDA made it and HANDS DOWN woulda been my show girlfriend last year?????
 
…. Sanjaya’s Sister LAWD