Turk Jerk

December 4, 2007

FINE none of you wanted to spend a weekend with me…I was busy anyway! LOL

Hey with the writers strike, maybe I’ll end up with a date or something…since my shows will be ending soon; maybe I’ll get to go somewhere…and get me some.

There are not too many things better than a picture mail (email Cell phone or Instant message) of a woman’s Breasts

You know what’s bull? That ONE ass itch in the middle of your back

The worst thing about HDTV? When people are over and don’t appreciate the difference…have to turn to regular def and be like “LOOK! Do you SEE what regular TV is like you visually ungrateful F!?”

Wait. They have Turkey Jerky? People are taking this I don’t eat beef thing too far; already fukn up Spaghetti

When I was

I couldn’t picture this

You know why I want to see this Christmas?

TONI CHILDS!!!

So what if I had a radio show…wonder what it would sound like…would people listen

Ashanti is everywhere and looking incredible…wonder if she can make good songs yet

I CANNOT rest or relax if I KNOW there’s an insect in my place…it must die son!

Carmen got kicked off on Project Runway…I was routin for her but damnit man, how you NOT gon make a shirt?
Concentrating on a bullshit jacket, that challenge was WAY too hard to be that early in the show though

Peep the Dior Tote…IMO Hotness

I found the Chess Set I want! Its $159
…now can I please find a woman that truly enjoys chess?

My Top 5 Favorite Ice Cream flavors

1. Butter Pecan
2. Cookies and Cream
3. Cherry Vanilla
4. Dolce y Leche
5. Strawberry

Coldstone doesn’t count cuz it’s the illest like Biggie Smalls is

Okay you want to know? Okay…I’m kinda sexy…only kinda though.

Big League chew useta be that stuff…now I think gum is stupid; I don’t chew it.

Remember Mary Janes? …not the shoes either…the candy dunny!

I think the final two will be Buddah and Punk
…WHY did they go so hard on the family though?

When I was younger I was too much of an perfectionist to make a snow man…I needed the right/perfect circumference
…and the fact that he didn’t have feet annoyied me.

This Christmas and Last Holiday should be hittin DVD soon right? Who wants that ish to come out in March or some ish

…and aren’t all “Black Family” movies the same ish? Family…some estranged members…drama…secret…happy at the end
Recycled ass Soul Food feel good ish…why everybody gotta like and feel good at the end?

I smell good today…here…sniff.

I need the Nike Trainer Transformer Autobot Joints …Size 13

I wont have to shave my head anymore…Heroes will make it fall out from all the damn scratchin’

Why men worry about ish being “Gay” so much if they are not gay?
…all the ish I talk about on here…Y&R, General Hospital, Runway, Top Model…know a hot pair of heels when I see em
Yall know I LOVES me som poosi!

…eat that ish like it was 2 Weeks ago the 22nd

I like playing in women’s hair…only a certain grade though

eclectik on the left side dancin like a freak, girlies see his booty and they knees get weak

Thanx for the props ont he interview…who knew you guys would care? Come here…group hug!

  • http://www.thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Wait. They have Turkey Jerky? People are taking this I don’t eat beef thing too far; already fukn up Spaghetti
    -thank you, because I’ll be damned if ground turkey tastes anything close to beef.

    So what if I had a radio show…wonder what it would sound like…would people listen
    -you know…I wonder the same thing…about myself of course. *sticks out tongue*

    When I was younger I was too much of an perfectionist to make a snow man…I needed the right/perfect circumference
    …and the fact that he didn’t have feet annoyied me.
    -why did the above make me laugh out loud, I could just see you looking at the other kids lopsided feetless snowmen with a smirk.

    I wont have to shave my head anymore…Heroes will make it fall out from all the damn scratchin’
    -lmao!

    I like playing in women’s hair…only a certain grade though
    -Is that right *raises eybrowe*

    You are SO not well…lol

  • beautifulgyrlJ

    There are not too many things better than a picture mail (email Cell phone or Instant message) of a woman’s Breasts
    – I BET! LoL

    Coldstone doesn’t count cuz it’s the illest like Biggie Smalls is
    – O how I miss being n the VA Beach area they have coldstones everywhere n the 757… Ummm Cake Batter with Cookie Dough…YUMMY

  • http://idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

    You know what’s bull? That ONE ass itch in the middle of your back – I KNOW!!!! Its soooo annoying!!

    Turkey Jerky?? Thats different, I’ll pass…I love me some ground turkey though…mmmm good!!

    I got that “Juicy” reference…I’m on a ball!!! LOL!!

    Wait I saw that Dior bag online and was drooling over it…you can pick that up with my Louboutins for christmas 😉

    I haven’t had Butter Pecan Ice cream in so long…I used to be all over it…now I’m a Dulce de Leche kinda girl

    When I was younger I was too much of an perfectionist to make a snow man…I needed the right/perfect circumference
    …and the fact that he didn’t have feet annoyied me. – You are so…no words…LOL!!

    New York and her mother are too much…a mess…how you gonna treat the parents that way…*shrugs*

    Okay you want to know? Okay…I’m kinda sexy…only kinda though. – You’re more than kinda sexy 😉

    I wont have to shave my head anymore…Heroes will make it fall out from all the damn scratchin’ – HA!!! I’m gonna be bald with wrinkles in my forehead b/c of Heroes…to daggone confusing…lol

  • dejanae411

    I like playing in women’s hair…only a certain grade though
    interesting
    I need the Nike Trainer Transformer Autobot Joints …Size 13
    them joints are nice
    Why men worry about ish being “Gay” so much if they are not gay?
    …all the ish I talk about on here…Y&R, General Hospital, Runway, Top Model…know a hot pair of heels when I see em
    Yall know I LOVES me som poosi!
    dead

  • prissy

    Big League chew useta be that stuff…now I think gum is stupid; I don’t chew it.

    LOL stupid gum

  • jess

    that bag is mean

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    Um…. My spaghetti with ground turkey is the BOMB thank you very much!!! It’s like crack. I can’t tell you how many people are always begging me for some. I haven’t found any good turkey jerky though.

    Oh and E, since you need to see Toni Child’s she’s in a movie that comes out on the 12th called the Perfect holiday with Gabrielle Union and Morris Chestnut. I don’t know WHY I haven’t seen previews, but I’m going to have to check it out solely because of my 2nd husband Morris. Lol

  • http://naturalevolution.blogsome.com Christen

    That Dior Tote is hot as well as those Nike’s
    I just saw some big league chew over the weekend… I didn’t even know they still made that stuff
    Where can this chess set be found. I want to buy my brother in law a nice set so I can whip his tail on it lol

  • http://myspace.com/charibais Cutie HU Girl

    Ashanti is everywhere and looking incredible…wonder if she can make good songs yet
    LoL. I’m guessing no!

    So what if I had a radio show…wonder what it would sound like…would people listen
    I’d listen!

    Okay you want to know? Okay…I’m kinda sexy…only kinda though.
    The proof is in the pudding!

  • marinate

    BUTTER PECAN ICE CREAM!!!! E’ will you marriage me? LOL

    Radio show?! I want to be a guest….what I would talk about hell if I know….doesn’t seem to bother you so hell….let’s talk!

    I’m kinda sexy too….well, some people have said I am so I guess, maybe that day, oh well, I am still me! how about that!

    Mess around and send you a pic of my breasts and you will use it as a screen saver LMAO….I will keep my twins underwraps, thanks!

    Those shoes are cute! Can you get me some Pastry’s while your out getting those…thanks!

    A friend of mine was looking for the 1st Nintendo….they want like $65 for it….why….ummm….why?

    Tony Childs? ok

    Halle always does her thing…..so happy for her!

    Didn’t think Carmen was going to make it….sorry

    OOOOHHHHHHH, I use to chew that gum…..we use to try and see who could chew the most……not good for the jaws….at all ahahahhaahhhahah~~

    Later!

  • http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

    HEY HEY HEY!!! Easy on the No beef eaters!!!
    WTF is my damn Nintendo & Sega?!?!
    Of course folk would listen & of course we read the interview…you know errbody ♥z u…stop frontin, Pharrell!
    I KNOW!!! I SO pissed!!! But I couldn’t decide if I was more pissed that Carmen got the boot or that this fool practically made it too easy for them to give her the boot…where is the damn shirt girl?! GIT!!!
    Hey! I like Chess…not that GREAT but I do like it!
    I swear yo ass got issues fa days!!! WTF be like they don’t chew gum, like they mad @ the shit or something?! Nobody else but YOU! & I thought I was a nutbasket…NOPE!
    “poosi” SO DAMN FUNNY!!! I ♥ it!

  • http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

    i think the final 2 will be Tailor Made and PUNK and that Punk will win!!!

  • Ja divinity

    Damn, i guess i’m not here enough to know what “interview” you are referring to,huh.. 🙁

    lol @ New York’s Mom, she was trippin’ the whole show.

    Imma make a “Black Family” movie that ends on a sour note just for you E :hug:

    I like playing in women’s hair…only a certain grade though- oh really, i think i’m seeing you in a whole new light 😉

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