
FINE none of you wanted to spend a weekend with me…I was busy anyway! LOL
Hey with the writers strike, maybe I’ll end up with a date or something…since my shows will be ending soon; maybe I’ll get to go somewhere…and get me some.
There are not too many things better than a picture mail (email Cell phone or Instant message) of a woman’s Breasts

You know what’s bull? That ONE ass itch in the middle of your back
The worst thing about HDTV? When people are over and don’t appreciate the difference…have to turn to regular def and be like “LOOK! Do you SEE what regular TV is like you visually ungrateful F!?”
Wait. They have Turkey Jerky? People are taking this I don’t eat beef thing too far; already fukn up Spaghetti


When I was

I couldn’t picture this
You know why I want to see this Christmas?
TONI CHILDS!!!


So what if I had a radio show…wonder what it would sound like…would people listen
Ashanti is everywhere and looking incredible…wonder if she can make good songs yet
I CANNOT rest or relax if I KNOW there’s an insect in my place…it must die son!
Carmen got kicked off on Project Runway…I was routin for her but damnit man, how you NOT gon make a shirt?
Concentrating on a bullshit jacket, that challenge was WAY too hard to be that early in the show though
Peep the Dior Tote…IMO Hotness

I found the Chess Set I want! Its $159
…now can I please find a woman that truly enjoys chess?
My Top 5 Favorite Ice Cream flavors
1. Butter Pecan
2. Cookies and Cream
3. Cherry Vanilla
4. Dolce y Leche
5. Strawberry
Coldstone doesn’t count cuz it’s the illest like Biggie Smalls is
Okay you want to know? Okay…I’m kinda sexy…only kinda though.
Big League chew useta be that stuff…now I think gum is stupid; I don’t chew it.
Remember Mary Janes? …not the shoes either…the candy dunny!
I think the final two will be Buddah and Punk
…WHY did they go so hard on the family though?

When I was younger I was too much of an perfectionist to make a snow man…I needed the right/perfect circumference
…and the fact that he didn’t have feet annoyied me.
This Christmas and Last Holiday should be hittin DVD soon right? Who wants that ish to come out in March or some ish
…and aren’t all “Black Family” movies the same ish? Family…some estranged members…drama…secret…happy at the end
Recycled ass Soul Food feel good ish…why everybody gotta like and feel good at the end?
I smell good today…here…sniff.
I need the Nike Trainer Transformer Autobot Joints …Size 13


I wont have to shave my head anymore…Heroes will make it fall out from all the damn scratchin’
Why men worry about ish being “Gay” so much if they are not gay?
…all the ish I talk about on here…Y&R, General Hospital, Runway, Top Model…know a hot pair of heels when I see em
Yall know I LOVES me som poosi!
…eat that ish like it was 2 Weeks ago the 22nd
I like playing in women’s hair…only a certain grade though
eclectik on the left side dancin like a freak, girlies see his booty and they knees get weak
Thanx for the props ont he interview…who knew you guys would care? Come here…group hug!















