…AKA Mr. Blogalina Mr. Blog Blogalina
They call me ‘e’ Live near D.C.
I went to Grambling State University
And since Kindergarten I acquired the knowledge
And after 12th grade I went straight to college!
I’ma tell you…
I am FAR too talented to not be famous.
…I should ATLEAST be on Wikipedia.
Everyone tells me not to watch Meet the browns…okay I won’t.
What about Welcome Home Roscoe… or First Sunday?
What if I told you there was an invisible man that lives in the sky
That watches everything you do…every minute of every day
And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do
And if you did those 10 things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and torture and anguish that he will send you to live and burn and choke for ever and ever and ever…till the end of time
…but he loves you.
What would you say?
DAMNIT Tiffany!!!! Someone please get me her ASAP, she is SOOOOO whoo! …I got the link <—-
Did you know that you should NOT smoke crack?
This phone was a GREAT purchase
Guess what? I haven't cashed or even looked at my Stimulus check…it's around here somewhere…feh.
I'll get to it when I get to it.
I'm thinkin bout doing a whole post on my type of woman…meh.
What's better? Word or Excel?
I don't like Maurice Greene…
He's dated too many women that I want
…he's even been on Blind Date…leave a woman or two for everyone else
Just cuz he’s all fast and athletic, and muscled up…I bet he don’t have a slammin rotation!
You know…
How is it that all other ethnicities get like a choice to be white in America?
Like if you’re black it’s a wrap
But if you’re really dark and have an accent then you still get that choice.
Like, Asian, Latin/Hispanic, Indian, even Ethiopians get to choose
They will hang out and be accepted by white people…they date white people
They either date white people or their same ethnicity
How does that happen…it’s like a choice…if they go the black side, they never get with the white people
I see couples and be like “How did they do that” …what’s the in? How do you make that move and be compatible etc.
..Then you notice that ONE type of black person that gets with white people…isn’t it always the same type?
Can’t really describe it…but you can just tell.
I’m weird.
I know I’m biased because I want to be her everythang but this is sooo f’n seck-c
Who still eats toast?
…you guys are eatin toast? Toast eaters.
NOOOOO did you see Bridezillas and the Beard!?!?!?!
THIS Youmika chick…lookin like Captain Caveman talkin bout get some Spanx
The shows this season are DVD worthy
…and THIS chick; with the $20,000 honey moon and the wiggin out over the wedding band…no wonder they were divorced once
And WHY do all these chunk mommas wanna wear strapless dresses!? Lookin like honey baked ham
I haven’t had a brownie in at least 3 years
What do we think?
Unattractive women always wanna down talk attractive women…why is that?
I got on my Lacoste shoes
Seriously? “La, a note to follow so” is such a cop out…all the other notes had something…effers
I kinda wish the Mafia was still around/in the forefront
You know what? F U Swiffer jet juice…killin 99.9% germs…is it so damn hard to get that other .01 percent?
You have no idea how much I’d like to get some….”knowledge” right now.
Am I the only childless guy left?
I ran with scissors…why? Cuz I’m a hardcore gangsta thug….yeahhhhhh
Pretty, soft, clear skin makes me STRONG
I wanna punch Usher and Kick Chris Brown…hard.
Hey! Did you guys know there was a black guy running for President?
Damnit man.
Like the Leona Lewis…I don’t know; She kinda looks like Hoopz mixed with Solange mixed with something else…I wanna want her, but something just aint right.
If you don’t use a hard outline around the things you color in the coloring book then you can’t color…that’s alls I’m sayin
Oh have I mentioned the Trials?…Special shout outs to…Mmmm Lisa Barber!
I got me some turkey bacon so whateverz
…I mean what YOU got?
SUNDAY!!!!!
Awwwww yeah!
And oh…you already know…SHOW GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Ti, I drink with jam and bread….That will bring us back to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
