“You don’t even have a clue
How much i’m really feeling you
I put the whole world in your hands
But I need for you to understand”
WHY is it when I tell people I’m single they dont believe me??
Hard to gauge what you guys like about my blog or what you like to read
I use to murder red hot cheetos
New Speedy Show on the rotation!
I look at women behinds when they walk past because it’s a male reflex
I can’t help it
Hard bottom shoes are not for me
When I get old…I wanna do it like the Doc
Older, distinguished, neat, and got a banger on his lap…the life
People don’t still smoke weed do they? You know like hang out in a room and light it and pass it around…that’s played out now right?
Mann everybody got an Asian girlfriend
I want me one for least a weekend
Why do I get turned on by women with ponytails?
I just choose to believe that Mc Lyte and Missy dont even know how to rock my body or the party
So the question was “eclectik do you know cap’n crunches’ middle and last name?”
And. I said ” Horatio Magellan”
Homemade French fries are like crack
But I don’t have anyone to make me none 🙁
When I was like 4 I couldn’t pronounce mustache I use to say musty ass
I am soooooo glad I ain’t one of those hairy guys no hairy legs no chest hair no arm hair really no armpit hair
I’m smooove!
The Dark Knight on Blu Ray…no one wanna come watch? Dang!
When Im in a department store I look at the mannequins and think about the Herbie Hancock Rockit video
Will somebody remind me to buy sorbet next time I go to the grocery store!?
That’s why yo aunt got eyebrow dandruff so there
As much as I heart Ciara and her shape…Brooke Valentine OWNS her body
Brooke >>> Ciara everywhere
THOSE thighs and legs…and arms and stomach!?! LAWD Come back woman!!
A few years ago I was younger
I would assume cartoon characters have pubes I mean they have mustaches and beards
I would love to see a pair of lady areolas right now
I had 116 friends on myspace now I got like 36 effem
I got sorry and connect four on Wii…who is comin to the over?
I need new pots and pans but guess what? I ain’t buying none
I got vitamin e lotion so now
Wait that could mean something else
Hey ladies com rub some vitamin e lotion in
And taste it too 🙂
There’s nothing wrong with wanting better
Myspace…feh
Second Season is coming!
Ranch anything is nasty
Okay I got a new camera….so now I need someone to take pictures of, and to take some of me
I’ve never played Guitar Hero or Rockband…Im positive I prolly never will
No way people are still smoking weed
I want some new Colonge and I need some shirts…both Polo please
AND I have yet to get my Cashmere Sweater
I’m just sayin Brooke DAMNIT
That’s why your upper lip is ashy
Corned beef?
Oh yeah? Well whatever…all on yo head
“Im ready to show you
What love is
Supposed to be
Get ready
To love “e”
And let your heart be free”
