I begin some of my blogs with a song
So you can sing along

Then read the things I say
And dont be thinkin “hey he’s gay”
Hey women I love some you…I think the world of you
How do I make these…these Rhyme? (Like the dime lines)

All I do is blog for you
Tuesdays I be doin it too

Everyday you should come and fine
I could update at any time….

OOooooooooooh OH!
Ba ba baba ba ba……..

NEW JAMIE FOX SHOWS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE ROTATION!
…you’re welcome

I got 93% of the Personality and 68% of the looks…that’s 80%…that’s a solid B…now give it

The upkeep of Pussy is crazy…I’m SO glad I dont have one…love them…but the penis is such the move!
I could not be a woman.
…Any grocery store…Connivance store…Pharmacy has the “coochie aisle”

Describe me in 5 words or less

BOY Naomi 37 years old.

Skin…incredible!

Is If was a Fifth then we’d be usin Fifth instead of If

You know what I want to do? Go to where someone is having Lasik Laser eye surgery and stand behind the Doctor and go “Pewunne Pewunne”

People as a whole suck too much to be racist

when is it going to be not cool to throw up the peace sign in pictures? Can we stop doing that already?

My eyes get red in the cold…and when it’s dark and someone turns the lights on

This is what I think…Smoking Marijuana may not be addictive…but it could still cause cancer…just make some “Special brownies” if you want the weed so hard.

Awwww yeah…run out to Best Buy!

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It’s the New Amerykah eclectik review! (That’s right…playin in the rotation too dun)

Amerykahn Promise
Classic badu, funky…reminds me of old Funkadelic

The Healer
Ill joint, simple…basic cool message.

Me
The sound good rollin to the Mall on a staurday song…LOL@ Gotten thick
I like the breakdown accapella LOL soo her

My People
Nod factor…reminds me of something for Worldwide Underground

Solider
Rocks…intial fav song…hasnt lost a step on this one; Real Badu

The Cell
Not classic Badu but interesting…fast paced usually dont do swell…it’s cool
The Chorus is the hotness

Twinkle
Track is bangin…and she rides the joint tough!
I’m not following the ending…kinda ruins bumpin the joint in the car

Master Teacher
Funky…throwback makes you wanna clap
The second 1/2 of the song is just as fly
…prolly best ong on the CD

That Hump
New Fav jazzy and hot…makes you wanna sway lol
Shes good for breaking the songs down

Telephone
She still hits you witht he long tracks…this one over 7 minutes…LOVE her
Telephone is a feel good song…you cannot not dig this one

CD seems like she had tons of things to say and songs in her head and tried to give as much as possible
Esp since she’s doing like 3 CDs this year

The Bonus track

Cool…nice way to wrap it up…she’s the illest; cannot wait to here Pt. 2

HONEY!
…ironically enough doesnt fit with the rest of the CD at all lol Still love it

I’ll give it 4 e’s out of 5…just might be better than Worldwide Underground

The first half was kinda slow…picked up love-love on the second
Hate that the second half of Twinkle…prolly my least fav part.

I have HIGH Hopes for New Amerykah Part Two (Return Of The Ankh)

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Have you seen a BIGGER fall from grace than J-Lo?
People use to want hear/that all the time…she was the original Kim K.
If she and Puff Diddlez woulda stayed together it woulda been ill

IMO Puff & J LO > Jay Z and Yawn say
(Not in talent but in interest …J & Yawn are Boring…least Puff and J be shootin people and gettin drunk)

Maybe it’s because I dont eat a lot but women that’s always stuffin they face is kinda a turn off
…but that’s prolly what they say about me a TV

Seriously these Reebok Voltrons are my new fav shows to wear

Why are legs so sexy to me? Esp the calve…when it’s all round and stickin out…mmmmm
I’ve been a leg man since jr. High…that’s when it started one of my friends took ballet and she’d come to school wearing skirts and dresses
WooooooooW
I mean legs….

LOOK AT THOSE! they make me stronger.

However, I heard that women that take Ballet feet be on the badness

Here’s the thing about Sanaa…she’s pretty I just dont want to bang no more…she looks damn good I just dont lust after her.

I could NOT be more sleepy…can’t sleep though
…it’s the cousin of death.

I want an iphone…with sprint service.

Sleeping early is the stuff…less time on the net and IM though

Who needs a letter opener…use your fanga

Guess what I got me some of?
Chewables dun!

Revive Vitamin Water …yum

I SSSOOOOO Do not care about Baseball…steroids…or anything else.
WHO CARES!?

I respect the woman that says she’s not interested WAY more than the woman that just strings you along.

I dont have a toaster.

Syesha!

Look at that stomach…and skin

I benched 250 lbs…3 times; It’s heavy.

I had the BEST Chipotle the other day…I ONLY eat the crispy tacos though; the rest of that ish looks like blech.

I Smell good…come smell.

There are whole weeks where I’m not horny at all…well least days.

I gotta find me some new places to shop…all these wack as stores carry smediums

Kinda want this Burberry Top

Gummi worms

I dont need the La La La after my Oochie Coochie

eclectik gotta big ole Blog…I know I told you I’d read you…but clectik gotta Big ole Blog
So now I’m leavin you.