“Dance with e at the disco….”

My life is too fast-paced…the weeknds ugh! too much partying and drinking and sex…ima slow down

Need to make me some Mac n Cheese and watch ET

Go where you wish…do what you may…Chruch is my spot

I cannot love people any more than I already do! mmm mmmm people!

I wish Que the worst because I need Dawn Richards in my life

Now that I think of it…I enjoy the chase; when women string me along, makes me want them more

Toned legs are okay but that has nothing on love handles and rolls

I’ma go to Popeyes and do the Stanky Leg for Biscuits…they aint ready for me!
..my leg is stankin AS we speak!

Going to subway latter for a big cheesy sammich

I Never watch TV anymore…is there anything on?

Nothing could be sexier than havin Mo’Nique’s hairy legs on my shoulders while I dine.

This iPhone is overrated and wack

I get Soooo much ass and women are all over me; the swag is in effect!

One of the things that messes up my relationships is my penis is just too damn thick and long…dunno what to do?!

Hopefully if I REALLY lucky I’ll be at least engaged by the end of 2009

A nice cup of coffee beats any other beverage I can think of

What pisses me off is how my abs are so defined…get embarrassed shirtless…ripples and stuff.

If I had my way BET would be on every other channel

What would be DOPE!? Is if T-Pain and Lil Wayne did a CD together where they re do all Marvin Gaye and Stevie Wonder songs

I much rather hit a restaurant than the stupid mall
…shopping…FEH

Maybe Rihanna shoulda just had shut her trap

If it were up to me women would wear ONLY Uggs and Crocks

Areolas are useless and not attractive at all IMO

My thing is why bother shopping and wearing name brand…a shirt is a shirt it’s the same quality

I often wish I weren’t so sexy…like my looks are keeping people from getting to know the REAL me

My women need to be natural, what’s with all that leg and coochie shavin mess? I like the forest and the legs with the bristles…lets start a fire

If I could just act out Jungle Gym with Jill Scott…THEN I could die happy

My thing is I really like titles…I need to know where I stand with a word, cuz without that word I don’t know what to think about how people treat me.

The best is when right after sex how the woman has so much energy and she goes joggin over to her best male friends house to tell him how good I was!

I brushed my teef yesterday…I gotta do it today too? Forget that