“Back once more with the wallop in the score
Must I ride and rip, should I make you rock your hip
Reviver of a roller-boogie in a rink
And sure to make you think about the times
To scope fun instead of fights”
When it comes to relationships, the person that cares the least has the most control
Im my case studies, women respond positively to swagger, and I’d like to obtain some
Is there a Swagger Dispenser somewhere?
Funny… B and C list celebs read my blog lol…shouts outs lol
30% of women do not/cannot have an orgasm…that sucks.
You know what? Ladies, come here…let’s see.
It’s the real thing…hold on tight and make it last
Nicole Murphy…show them why I love women
Her Back…Damn that’s sexy…and legs, you already know
Why aint yall talkin bout the Chris Rock Special, it was He Larry Us
BANGER
Almost any song will seem gay if while you’re listening to it, you start spinning looking up to the sky with your hands in the air…smiling hard
…seriously…try it…like with F*ck the Police
Ima get some of that Vaseline men lotion stuff…and Ima rub it in
I’m registered…where is my voter’s card? I want a card!
And I’ma save my sticker…its gon be worf something one day…Gee Gee Scrap book it!
These are the things that…
And yall NEED to get yo asses over to the eclectik-discussion and come kick it.
TANG!
So THEN it be all cold in the office and you wanna put on a jacket but THEN it wrinkles your clothes even more…and it all don’t match or something…ugh
What’s with the blue for all the weddings now? Just because of Tiffany’s?
The Tiffany’s blue cake and trim and blah blah blah…with your ‘every kiss begins with K’ ass Ring
Everybody is rockin the Blackberry’s again alladasudden…I still like my touch screen though
Keep’em happy Segment
What if Dogs sexed spread eagle…like missionary? I mean they roll over and stuff…all the male dog has to do is come and rub on her belly then awwww yeah
…they have to be tired of ‘they’ style.
You know who I find attractive? Michelle Wie
…I know it has to do with my whole Female Athlete thing…but yep
I don’t want women to see my feet…I don’t even want to see my feet; they are not ugly or deformed (sometimes they need lotion)
But …man feet are ewwww.
Men that wear sandals offend me.
Why aint Jesus came back yet?
How’s the rotation?
You know, women gon get enough of thinkin they can get with me in Scrabble…don’t ewe kno hu da fuk Iyam?
Triple word score.
What? Yo mama!
…people be gettin mad, let them finish…what if its:
Yo mama makes some slammin pot roast!
Or
Yo Mama raised you right! muhfuka!
Or
Yo Mama living room set is da bomb muhfuka!
See? That aint so bad.
Christian Louboutin
Metal Heel Slingback
Dip Dip Die…So So Socialize
“Five days you work
One whole day to play
Come on everybody, wear your rollerskates today”
I’ma hit you right in the band-aid if you dont comment
