Uh, uh, uh, yeah, it’s finally my turn to think and type
Because my devastating blogs I know you will like
You see my blog is fresh, it’ll blow your mind
And if you don’t like my thoughts I’ll go big in your behind
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-uh-uh-ha)
I can’t keep the song goin…effew
So now I’m thinking…Do a post on Mondays (Random) ; Wednesdays (Random) and Friday (Some something else)
…that way it’s a post and a day to catch up in between…no? Or just post anytime?
When I stretch I extend both index fingers…lookin like Danny Zuko at the end of Summer nights
Why is it that BBQ hot Dogs are the only acceptable food and only good when a little burnt?
I told a guy that was having problems with his girl…”If only being gay wasn’t so gay…we could do without them”
I’ve only met one 10 my entire life…I don’t remember her name…but wow.
You know…Tittayball F’n? For the most part it’s stupid sure…BUT if you’re gettin ‘treats’ at the same time and the T-ballz are LIKE that
it could be 1derful!
My only question is…in the movies…why is the woman moanin?…aint no never endin’s in between those LOL
There’s a town I know where the hipsters go they call it Bedrock Twitch! Twitch!
Outside of the Random thoughts joints…what are the best posts?
Somebody throw a Superbowl party and invite me…and have some drank.
Peep the Manolo Brown Alligators…
Did you know Potato chips were invented because someone pissed off a chef in the 1850’s?
See? Here…Super secret Mormon Special Underwear…tell me I be makin stuff up
I remember I stopped eatin Jell-O when I found out it was made from Bones, hides and skins of cows and pigs
Coca Cola USE to have Cocaine in it…not a lot but it was an ingredient.
The Sanjaya and Shyamali Show!
Sanjaya and his (sexy ass fine ass need to be e’s ass) sister may be getting a MTV show….mmmmmm
Mmmmmm Shyamali
Gatorade is yummy
I won my Fantasy Golf league…yes Fantasy Golf.
I hate when people want to shake my hand.
I still like Monk, but it’s getting a little extra….Psych is becoming better.
Women…Cleavage…yes.
I like Cherries cuz cherries are better…and grapes are sour…HA! ha bust a move.
(Anyone gets that I fux witcha hard)
Damn that Heath Ledger! Now we only get ONE movie with the Joker in it!?
It LOOKED like he was going to be WAY better than the Jack Nicholson one…
My back itches.
Do women make the ‘uuuuughhhhh’ sound when they pee like guys?
Can we stop it with the Gay Marriage? Why is politics in people’s relationships?
…I can’t listen to anyone that’s tryin to regulate Marriage like that…aint like Hetero Marriages are doing so damn great.
Let the Homos get their misery on too!
Why do we have Zoos?
…oooh animals in cages…what a wonderful evening.
..and it smells GREAT
You better catch a flashback remember I’m not crabbin it, you know my style from I’m not havin it
LOST Tomorrow! Flash Forward son!
UGH Almond Joy and Mounds…WHO likes those? Coconut is Yick!
The Brown Prada tote is a Beast…I need a girlfriend so I can hook her up LOL
Why are party hats cones? What about a pointy ass head screams fun!?
I do what I do like I’m doin it for my blog.
I always go to the Hard Rock when I’m in Atlantic City…guess what I get? A Slurrrrricane!
I want some graham crackers
Remember the Coca Cola Ad that had the blow job hidden in it?
I was just askin DANG I don’t have a clear coat LOL …well not now at least
Ugh when the net moves slow…you just wanna headbut the monitor…or maybe just me.
I haven’t had a brownie in like 3 years…
This does NOT feel like Super Bowl week….ugh
…Lingerie Bowl…mmmm
A sama lama lama lama doo ma see ma nama lama doo ma lama nama see ma Na ma lama doo ma lama see ma lama see ma doo ma humma,
yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah
That’s it
That’s it
