“Well see the suns in the east and the moon reflects
Like the knowledge and wisdom, I manifest”

Mannnn it might have to be Badu week NEXT week too! I’m JAMMIN!

Hey they held the 1st annual “We use to be eclectik’s #1” Photoshoot….

ingrates.
…stupid boyfriend havers

Its gay to be a single man and have a cat…that aint/cant be gangsta
Chillin up there with Mr. Whiskers … like you better step back; Mr. Whiskers’ll getcha!

Man Dolomite!? He passes and what we get? Nothing! No News…no Yahoo front page stuff…
It’s the Human Tornado…Man Rest in Peace!

Guess what? Nothing, just wanted to see if you were reading
…you are aren’t you?

That hump is a beast!

Mmmm my new Favy drank is Dee to the lish!
…want some? NOPE!

If a song dont make you do the wop then it iant really the shit
…I mean even slow songs make you slow wop…slop it out!

Why do they call them ‘pubes’ I mean, dang…okay, so you get them at puberty; but your voice also changes…is that pube tone?
…and after you grow up why are they still pubes? Shouldnt they be ‘dults’? For adults? or ‘Growns’
And why are they not the same grade of hair thats on your haead?
You see some women with nice hair and then she got nappy neighborhood down there…shit looks like those spikey things that the cloud drops on you from Mario (World 4-1)
…my eyebrows are all sliky and sweet, so I should be all velvety down there
No matter I keep it fine as frog hair

Sometimes I think, it would be cool to have a child; cuz then you could raise him/her all right and stuff..And see them become a reflection of you and become something
…but then when they act like assholes or grow up wrong…well then ick.

She looks like a moooovie star likachoklate candi bar!

Listenin to the Claudia Show?

They are single; I…just…dont…get it.

You been diggin for face monsters?

I’ma close my eyes and type hold on…lkfbdhbas[pogas[as…k, they open now.

Fresh off my Top 10…look who’s posin together!?!

I HAVE to admit Im SO unimpressed with Keris legs right here…she CANNOT be #1 rockin those
(Though you can KINDA see the cuts/defintion in the thighs…mmmm)
…nevermind the Ashy Robin Hood Booties

Hard pretzels are only good when they are the small thin kind…Soft  pretzels are still more gooder

My momma wants me to marry a woman from the midwest…she thinks midwest women are the best
I want a fine ass laid back boring goofy chick that likes to shoot pool, play scrabble and play chess
…she can be from Abu Dhabi for all I care

shout outs to nermal.

I’ll just put regular peas in the freezer…then they will atleast look like snow peas…shoooood.

Is H&M the new hotness ladies? The Favy store?

Mannnn…Kanye has a new CD coming out and he’s not rhyming on NONE of it? singing with the voice box…I’m Passin on that shit like Joe Montana

No NO NO a Million times NO!
MANTYHOSE???

And speaking of pretzels (cuz I was …look a few lines up) ee? they were just looking for a reason to use a ‘z’ and ‘s’ there would’ve done just fine.
…dont nobody say no “pret-zales”

I DARE anyone to explain this season of Heroes to me.
Let’s go shopping!

Then Lets go Krogering!

Christian Louboutin
Triclo Crisscross d’Orsay

You got a lot of arm and belly hair? Then ewwwwww

Long Distance relationships can work…you just gotta like try or some junk.

I should start drinking water….but then you gain all the water weight…mannnnn

…and if you try I’ma make you wait to learn the reason I’m the 808

Keep’em happy Segment

“Then the evening comes to greet you
You need someone to hold you close
And you feel you need to rest your aching mind
Who can you run to
Who can you turn to”

e 🙂