“Ooh, I’m living check to check
I’m just trying to pay my rent
And I can feel it
Coming down around me”

…Is it really hating? Why can I just NOT like you?

NO I think she’s just busy and stuff, you cummin after 3 strokes had NOTHING to do with it

DANG! Your 3 year old daughter has her whole life to rebuild her credit…you need your lights turned on NOW

I know girl, he’s a deadbeat dad…you bringin all those guys around, and starting fights when he comes over and leaving the child with your mother while you club dont mean nothin, he should still drop some EXTRA money off

No you didn’t cop the 2009 Navigator son! I know how moms expect you to put in for your part of the rent when you just copped the whip!? She know you a little strapped

You only had sex with her boyfriend ONCE! Now she gon be all stank…bitch

You only showed her sister your dick! Aint like you had sex or put it in nuffin; she so sensitive! I Know! Her sister is fine, what were you spose to do?

So bougie! The only reason they know what a 401K is is because they actually have a job…if you had one you’d know too!

THAT’S that bull! They are all into the “hollywood” standard of beauty…if your acne cleared up, your hair wasnt so damaged and you lost the 75 pounds you’re overweight you’d be JUST as sexy as the women they falling all over themselves for

So superfical…she wants a man with a six pack, she doesn’t realize how cool it is that you can balance your meal AND drink on your stoamch with no hands?

I KNOW! He found out that the baby isn’t is…don’t mean he should treat you any different! I thought he was in love?!

THAT’S What I’m sayin! She gon have another birthday next year…It’s The Skins Vs. The Cowboys!

I KNOW! I don’t have no fun I should go get dressed up, spend $50 on gas, drive to the Club, pay $20 to get in, buy 2 drinks for $30 Stand around and listen to 50 different rappers with “Lil” in their name, watch men stand around lookin like they are not having fun, watch women stand around like nobody better talk to them
Be hot, get shit spilled on me…and leave…then go to iHop for some nasty ass breakfast and look at the same people from the club.
Lets go!
Why save the money or go shopping?

So what?  Without the Butt pad panties, Push up bra with falsies , corsett, and all the concealer…you ARE the same woman from the club

They didn’t call back? That was you in that picture from Myspace…it was your Homecoming pic from 1999 but it was you! 2 Kids and 70 pounds and that “Accident” didn’t change you that much…DANG!

Why woudn’t they give you a ride? HOW are you supposed to pay for gas when you just copped the fresh diamond studs? Besides, you havent paid your insurance in 2 months; you shouldnt drive no way!

So WHAT they got a fancy savings account…that savings account wont get them no dang Gucci Bag like yours!

Masters degree, more school? What a waste of time…you’re ASISTANT MANAGER in charge of fries, with only 6 years of school total! Ah ha they got chool loans…loser.

You shouldn’t have to shave down there, if they want it , they will go down…you’ve been growing that since 13 years old, it’s kinda sexy how it bursts out the side and top of your panties
…talkin bout he can’t find it…HE know where it is!

“I ain’t never done dope to cope Only smoked a joint or two
Betwixt me and you, but I know people that do it
Day and night, night and day
Day and night and day and night
But I can’t judge nobody Cuz what if it was you
What if it was you
Bring it back girl, say What if it was you Yoooou”