Hate the truth: Spam sandwhiches

January 28, 2008

Is it really hating? Why can I just NOT like you!?

Oh SHIT! I see you son! Got that phat new $800 Hoodie that everyone has…Still owe mom rent though eh?

NAH Homeboy! She don’t appreciate you! After you came back from the strip club you called her to say Happy Birthday…it’s wasn’t midnight yet!

I KNOW Girrrrllll They just can’t be you…They can’t wear jeans 2 sizes too small and have that muffin top fat hang over and make it look so sexy

Why WOULDN’T she stop and talk to you…you cleary grabbed her hand and tried to snatch her your way…CLEARLY a sign of affection.

I KNOW he aint shit…but you still with him.

K…sooo…He looks like Joe Camel and you hate his CD…he still has Her and all that cash.

NAH The $500 coach bag is doin’ it! Gotta go cuz your ride is coming? yeah..$150 is too much to get your car fixed.

Why go to class when men are trickin off more money than your girl makes at her internship? She gotta work and stuff…all you have to do is suck him and his friends off!

CLEARLY an opinion opposite yours is a personal attack…how DARE they?

NOooooo your 4 Month old is a PIMP! got a cell phone AND a Visa in his name already!

So what he puts his hands on you…you healed up, AND he said he loves you…look he even let you do his laundry

Shiddd you right, Sleepin on your girls couch and eatin Spam Sandwhiches is a small price to pay for rockin that Prada!

WHY would the ignore you? Just because you Over react off small ish and always got some slick shit to say even when they’re not talking to you…sensitive thugs all need hugs!

I know! She can’t sing, dance, and she aint all that cute…you SHOULD make a video and put out a CD…it’s obviously easy.

I KNOW just because your team didn’t make the playoffs and mine did, my team clearly will lose in the first round.

You always gettin pissy drunk, throw up/cause a scene and pass out means nothing, they didn’t tell you about the party because they didn’t want you to steal they shine!

Her hair just looks like that…she’s half whatever…I dont know whether she thinks she’s cute or not…we dont even know her!

Zemanta

bayoubeauti

I KNOW Girrrrllll They just can’t be you…They can’t wear jeans 2 sizes too small and have that muffin top fat hang over and make it look so sexy…..This was too funny

and this

Why WOULDN’T she stop and talk to you…you cleary grabbed her hand and tried to snatch her your way…CLEARLY a sign of affection….is soo true.

Lovin the sarcasm E lol..good stuff
http://livinglifeforme.blogspot.com DollFace

Love your sense of humor 🙂
Hope your day is going well
http://boundbymyhook.blogspot.com erica b.

NAH The $500 coach bag is doin’ it! Gotta go cuz your ride is coming? yeah..$150 is too much to get your car fixed.
– Wow, I know her. That’s about as bad as spending the light bill money to get that outfit to go to the club.

The truth is a biyatch!
Ninjagirrl

I KNOW you know I loved this one, especially because innocent little Ninjagirrl is always accused of being on the hate due to my (rather large) presence at my other favorite spot (C&D).Like you my friend, I know it’s not hate, we just think logically(and very deeply)

*did I just hear Rollerskating Jam called Saturday??? good gracious, what are you tryning to do me*
pajnstl

So what he puts his hands on you…you healed up, AND he said he loves you…look he even let you do his laundry

~~Ya know! If that ain’t love, I dont know what is.. *rolls eyes*
http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com januari

I laughed at the muffin top too…..eeewwweee…that has to be uncomfortable.
Ms. Lee

NAH Homeboy! She don’t appreciate you! After you came back from the strip club you called her to say Happy Birthday…it’s wasn’t midnight yet!

Some people are never satisfied! LOL.
eyecre8

standing ovation dawg. LOL.

and yo, the hoodie game is so sad. Folks lookin like grown ass garanimal outfits. LOL
Mosthye

You outdid yourself this time luv! Take a bow!
Boss Lady

ROFLMBAO @

Oh SHIT! I see you son! Got that phat new $800 Hoodie that everyone has…Still owe mom rent though eh?

I KNOW Girrrrllll They just can’t be you…They can’t wear jeans 2 sizes too small and have that muffin top fat hang over and make it look so sexy

Her hair just looks like that…she’s half whatever…I dont know whether she thinks she’s cute or not…we dont even know her!
http://tclarkegolden.blogspot.com TC

E you are so OFF the HOOK…I mean totally…and I love it!
http://turquoisesha.blogspot.com Mel

ROFL

I know some people JUST like this. Sad but true.
http://www.lkdiesel.blogspot.com Ticia

Lots of thoughts– whew!!!

Good ones though 🙂
http://rufeelingme.blogspot.com/ Lisa

I KNOW Girrrrllll They just can’t be you…They can’t wear jeans 2 sizes too small and have that muffin top fat hang over and make it look so sexy

Oh no lmao @ muffin top fat

I KNOW he aint shit…but you still with him.
So true I hear so many females that say “Girl I know my man ain’t shit but at least I got one” lol afraid of being alone so they accept anything.

K…sooo…He looks like Joe Camel and you hate his CD…he still has Her and all that cash.
lol Jay Z can’t get a break, lol. true statement though

NOooooo your 4 Month old is a PIMP! got a cell phone AND a Visa in his name already!
Why do parents mess up there kids credit, little man-man has bad credit by the age of three.That is so sad.

WHY would the ignore you? Just because you Over react off small ish and always got some slick shit to say even when they’re not talking to you…sensitive thugs all need hugs!
lol I know some Sensitive thugs, always trying to fight someone to prove their a thug . wayy to funny

Shiddd you right, Sleepin on your girls couch and eatin Spam Sandwhiches is a small price to pay for rockin that Prada
lol so sad but it’s all about priorities.

I’m still laughing I gotta come back in read this one again lol
harriet

*dead*
http://www.msfbpuddin.blogspot.com mspuddin

damn, looks like someone drank their haterade this morning…lol @ I know he aint shit but you still with him…I know guuurl but I love him!
Keli

I know I am late to comment…but…

NAH The $500 coach bag is doin’ it! Gotta go cuz your ride is coming? yeah..$150 is too much to get your car fixed.
-Say it! Ha!

I know! She can’t sing, dance, and she aint all that cute…you SHOULD make a video and put out a CD…it’s obviously easy.
-I should…I really should, lol.

It’s always hard when someone makes you look at yourself…you don’t look at that hot now do you?