Is it always Hating? Most of the time it’s the truth …
Right…because she has an Oscar now, Monique is beautiful and funny all of a sudden?
Yeah! You really need a man! I mean you have 5 kids…it was hard to pick I spose…time for a new crop.
Homie, the $300 pair of True Religions are the hotness…why is your son’s moms crying about child support? You’ll get her when we get back from Vegas$!
I see you! You got the New Madden, go grab the folding chairs so we can play in your living room
OH I see you! iPhone, Macbook, iPad you doin it! nah…sure I can let you hold $5 till Wednesday
I’m saying it’s the best of both worlds, when he sees you at the club all bangin … by the time he gets you home out of your spanx he gets a whole nother woman! BONUS!
Religion is the greatest! Sure hold your Pastor, Preacher, The Pope in high regard…they NEVER do anything bad in their personal lives.
No be tatted up, that’s dope…I like the Dry erase board look…when you get older it’ll be the hotness…it’ll all make sense.
Just trying to get by is the way of life homie…a steady paycheck is for lames; how’s moms basement?
I’m saying, it’s all about priorities … $100 for your Fantasy Football league, after you get your lights back on you can watch the games!
No she’s not superficial man, you’re breasts are bigger than hers; she’s just jealous man!
Who knew God was in jail? So you found him AFTER you got locked up for selling heroin…well whodathunkit?
So wearing your hair natural is a good way to not have to worry about doing it all the time…and you’re freeing yourself from all those harmful chemicals…how’s the chemical-less soap, deodorant, perfume, and makeup doing for you?
Right! What kinda man doesn’t find the rolls and fat attractive! How DARE he not think you’re good enough I mean you have the shape of an Oscar Nominee!
Are those Laboutins? NICE! Awww look at your daughter’s stride Rites…how cute.
