Hate The Truth:Corrected Teef

March 6, 2008

Is it really hatin’? Why can’t I just NOT like you?

Uh oh! I see you with the new LeBron limited editions! Yeah there will be another Mother’s Day next year…get her something then

Nah I mean you’ll loose weight when you want just cut the 6 meals a day down to 5

I know you cant stand him, he thinks he’s the shit….going back over there to hang out eh?

Shiidddd I wish I went out as much and met as many women as you…still beggin for sex though?

What a Ego maniac! How DARE they ignore all your cries for attention

She thinks she’s all that with her flat stomach and perky breasts…all women don’t look like that, yeah I think that’s why it’s so attractive.

I KNOW braggin about how drunk and High you get is that SHIT! I’m a loser…need to get out more.

That’s BULL he’s hating on all the makeup you wear, how DARE he want to see what you really look like?

He IS a keeper girl! He never makes you pay for weed AND he’s always home cuz he doesn’t have a job…very reliable!

I mean you bought HER a drink, the LEAST she can do is leave the club and fuck you!

They only like her cuz she looks like that…if you looked like that they’d like you too, but…you don’t, so leave her alone.

He is SO Shallow! He aint all that with his Fat no REAL Money, Old car havin ass…

Oh Damn! The Prada pumps are the hotness; your daughter’s teeth will correct themselves…braces are expensive.

I know! You invited him over 3am on Saturday after you met him at the club because you wanted to talk and maybe cuddle…he bringin condoms and kissin all over you; what a asshole!

 

  • akilah

    lmao…..i am your biggest groupie……damn you are so funny…..seriously, i will continue to promote your blog…..can’t keep this all to myself…

    Why do people hate on those who are doing well, physically, financially, etc….if you want to be slim skip Mickey D’s and go to the gym like errbody else who has that banging body……and get those darn teeth fixed dammit….it’s only your face we gotta look at….lol….

    “That’s BULL he’s hating on all the makeup you wear, how DARE he want to see what you really look like?”

    I’m still trying to figure out when looking like Homey da Clown became “the” look to have….

  • prissy

    I mean you bought HER a drink, the LEAST she can do is leave the club and fuck you!

    i know right! the nerve of some *itches LMAO

  • bayoubeauti

    LMAO Good stuff E.

  • http://yazmarsbreakthrough.blogspot.com Yazmar

    WOW……another fantastic post

  • http://the12planet.blogspot.com/ 12kyle

    I am on the floor rollin’ over here!!!! Great post, fam!

  • harriet

    still funny and TRUE the second time around!

    know you cant stand him, he thinks he’s the shit….going back over there to hang out eh?

    What a Ego maniac! How DARE they ignore all your cries for attention

    I KNOW braggin about how drunk and High you get is that SHIT! I’m a loser…need to get out more.

    Oh Damn! The Prada pumps are the hotness; your daughter’s teeth will correct themselves…braces are expensive.

    too ironic, and too FUNNY (i guess we laugh to keep from crying, though)

  • lovnlife

    Oh Damn! The Prada pumps are the hotness; your daughter’s teeth will correct themselves…braces are expensive.

    LOL! You so silly, e!

  • http://monieinthemiddle.blogspot.com Monie

    lmaooooo these are good!

  • Creem

    Oh Damn! The Prada pumps are the hotness; your daughter’s teeth will correct themselves…braces are expensive.

    LMAO!

    I know! You invited him over 3am on Saturday after you met him at the club because you wanted to talk and maybe cuddle…he bringin condoms and kissin all over you; what a asshole!

    Sooo u mean i CANT expect to talk about recombinant DNA strands? lol

  • http://myfuturerocks.blogspot.com a.tiara

    That’s BULL he’s hating on all the makeup you wear, how DARE he want to see what you really look like?

    LMAO! Thats why I dont wear make up. Natural Beauty over here lol

    “He IS a keeper girl! He never makes you pay for weed AND he’s always home cuz he doesn’t have a job…very reliable!”

    sadly I’ve heard this very same nonsense from some relatives of mine lol

  • http://www.karrieb.blogspot.com Karrie B.

    “I mean you bought HER a drink, the LEAST she can do is leave the club and fuck you!”

    lmfao…yessssssssssss!!! i realized that whether or not i go home with a guy, i’m a tramp…so karrie b. loses either way. wack. well, not really. i like the attention i get when everyone thinks i’m a whore.

    how i’ve missed you so…

    -THE Karrie b.

  • http://http:/ladywritestheblues.blogspot.com/ LadyWritesTheBlues

    okay, okay, enough said-I HAVE to add you to the blogroll-hope it’s cool….LMAO!

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