Hate The Truth Part 4

July 20, 2007

 

Is it REALLY Hating? Why can’t I just NOT like you?
NOooooo it’s good that they have an Apple Bottoms Kids line…you got your 5yr old Daughter the HOOK UP!

Nah, I’m sayin those boots ARE tight! $600 I see you! Yeah that’s that bull they put a boot on your car cuz you didn’t pay $300 worth of parking tickets

Why would they think you’re gay? He gave you oral …not the other way around….sheesh!

DAMN! I see you! Put the Big wheels on the ride…NO the manufacturer didn’t build the vehicle to perform with those but they sure do look purty
…and who cares the rims cost about the same as the car? It’s hot to def son!

You’re right Women be on that bull…asking you for money and expecting you to pay for ish
You just showed her your bankroll, diamonds, and Benz by accident; doesn’t she know you stay with your mother!? DAMN!

Nah, I’m sayin…Matthew and Tina named their child Beyonce…why shouldn’t you?

Just because I don’t have a baby doesn’t mean I can’t have baby wipes in my bathroom…Ima guess YO ass is itchin.

You’re right…it just isn’t a love song if they aint talkin about bendin somebody over or spreadin something.

Aint none of my business why your 3 month old has a Sprint Cell phone Bill

I know, my team aint shit either…its just mine is 5-0 and yours is 0-5…but I feel you.

Girl you’re WEARIN’ the hell outta that Bikini! That’s why they starin…that belly and the big ass tattoo in the middle of your chest? They aint noticin’ that.

I know son!? How she gon break up with you? She knew you were going to go out and smoke before she said anything about going out for her birthday.

You right I only like her because she got big breasts and she lets me feel em…why you don’t like her?

Na you pimpin’! You’re just broke with no hoes, or ride, and anyway of getting any of it….just a slang term these days anyway…pimp.

Yeah girl as long as you suck a good dick and they give you money…who needs school or a job? Shhhhooood.

I know? How the baby sitter gon have an attitude when you said you were going to the store but didn’t show up will 3am?
She knew T.I. was goin be doing a show, she had tickets herself!

Yeah…Jermaine Dupree IS a little unattractive…but….

I know dawg! Why would Halle be wasting her time with all these white dudes? Cuz the black dudes (Wesley, David Justice, Eric Benet) they treated her okay
Besides after you get your GED, a job, out of the same bedroom you grew up in and rid of your bus pass…she can have a responsible black man like you!

Nah it’s true if she called you a bitch ass nigga because you don’t have a job, don’t help around the house, stank, and smoke and drink all day…why would you want to be around to take care of your kids?

I know Girl, your mother didn’t spread her legs when she was in her early teens, have the baby, not go to school and get involved with the wrong men the very LEAST she could do is watch lil Hennessey while you hit the club! DANG!

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PART 3

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Why would they think you’re gay? He gave you oral …not the other way around….sheesh!
    -Ok, thank you for being man enough to go there. You must have read my down low post.

    Just because I don’t have a baby doesn’t mean I can’t have baby wipes in my bathroom…Ima guess YO ass is itchin.
    -Baby wipes, you better jump yo azz in the tub!

    I know, my team aint shit either…its just mine is 5-0 and yours is 0-5…but I feel you.
    -um, who is this directed to? Don’t make me put my foot up yo azz!

    I know dawg! Why would Halle be wasting her time with all these white dudes? Cuz the black dudes (Wesley, David Justice, Eric Benet) they treated her ok
    -I think Halle has some issues, no matter who she dates. If you don’t love you, how can you expect somebody else too. I don’t think her choices have anything to do with race but lack of self love. But I’m on the outside looking in and don’t know Ms. Berry personally, but I know women who seem to have the same track record, and they have some self hate to work through.

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    Why would they think you’re gay? He gave you oral …not the other way around….sheesh!
    -Ok, thank you for being man enough to go there. You must have read my down low post.

    Just because I don’t have a baby doesn’t mean I can’t have baby wipes in my bathroom…Ima guess YO ass is itchin.
    -Baby wipes, you better jump yo azz in the tub!

    I know, my team aint shit either…its just mine is 5-0 and yours is 0-5…but I feel you.
    -um, who is this directed to? Don’t make me put my foot up yo azz!

    I know dawg! Why would Halle be wasting her time with all these white dudes? Cuz the black dudes (Wesley, David Justice, Eric Benet) they treated her ok
    -I think Halle has some issues, no matter who she dates. If you don’t love you, how can you expect somebody else too. I don’t think her choices have anything to do with race but lack of self love. But I’m on the outside looking in and don’t know Ms. Berry personally, but I know women who seem to have the same track record, and they have some self hate to work through.

  • http://alibrainthebalance.blogspot.com Honey-Libra

    LOL…hilarious..and somewhat very tru..dont be flashin the diamonds at me and get mad when I be like well I got a bill due..sike that aint’ me LOL

  • bayoubeauti

    Man i love these hate the truth posts lol

  • http://boundbymyhook.blogspot.com Erica B.

    Very funny and very true!

  • http://deborahsthoughtsmadevisible.blogspot.com Deborah

    A 3 month old with a cell phone? What the fuck is THAT?!
    I feel you on the babywipes, though.

  • http://sangindiva.blogspot.com Sangindiva

    At every SINGLE one these lines…

    *DEAD*

    They are sooo hilarious!! and sad. and so many times true. Great post!

  • http://maimaimommy.blogspot.com/ tjeanise

    You are so DAMN SILLY! LOL

    People are walking by my office asking me am I okay??

  • http://roycesdaughter.blogspot.com Roycee

    *DEAD* Hilarious as usual…

  • tenacious

    Why are these so funny ah biting sarcasm…gotta love it

  • prissy

    Na you pimpin’! You’re just broke with no hoes, or ride, and anyway of getting any of it….just a slang term these days anyway…pimp.

    LMAO

  • Arianna

    Applebottoms for kids though??? GTFO…Nelly is an asshole.
    The truth E…me likey.

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    I didn’t think I’d be able to stop laughing long enough to comment. This was so freaking funny.

    The baby wipe thing is hilarious! My baby runs out of wipes so much because I’m the one using them all the time. Shhhh don’t tell nobody. LOL

  • http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

    LMAO!! You crazy 4 this.

  • Sakeenah

    “Matthew and Tina named their child Beyonce…why shouldn’t you?”
    Please, don’t tell me you met a baby named Beyonce. Who would do that to a child? Who’d want to try to live up to that name?

    “Just because I don’t have a baby doesn’t mean I can’t have baby wipes in my bathroom…Ima guess YO ass is itchin”
    I’m a fan of Baby Wipes, espec after you take a shit in a public bathroom. Toilet paper just doesn’t clean it all out. Don’t you wanna feel fresh before your quickie in the stock room?

    “You’re right…it just isn’t a love song if they aint talkin about bendin somebody over or spreadin something”
    Isn’t it a shame that’s all these youth know about relationships. They don’t take the time to get to know anybody, to try to understand the opposite sex, find the deeper meaning

  • http://pathsnottaken.blogsome.com Erica C.

    See, that’s why I have nothing but love for ya man!!!! Good post!

  • http://mentallspeaking.blogspot.com BluJewel

    This is DA TROOF son!

    You broke it down to the lowest form of truth and realism.

    I so feel you on this.

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