Hate the truth: 401K Thighs

October 20, 2007

Is it really hating? … why can’t I just not like you?

YEAH it’s annoying that they stare and try to get at you…the 3 sizes too small jeans has NOTHING to do with that

I dunno WHY she didn’t stop to talk to you, you yellin “Hey shawty, come holla at a ni**a” SHOULD get’em everytime

NOOOOOOO you gyrating and putting your face in his crotch all night on the dance floor should NOT lead him to believe he can get some

GO AHEAD Wear all that foundation, he can find out what you really look like some other time…you know? when you’re ready

I KNOW you’re bangin’ That ass will get you a lof of things…a degree and a 401K probably Who needs that shit…you got them thick thighs!

Yeah you right…don’t NOBODY want her ass no way; I mean, if she doesn’t respond to a car horn…she MUST be stuck up

NO, they might not be all that…BUT neither are you.

WHY wouldn’t she take you serious, just because you tried to get with her best friend AND her sister, AND her cousin, means nothing! You aint like that!

Uh Oh! I see you buying out the bar at the club PIMPIN!!!! Catchin’ the Metro to your Mamas house eh?

If Andre 3000 looked like Biz Markie I’m SURE all the women would still love his ‘music’ …Hey Ya!

Fuck Yeah! those Prada shoes ARE hot…the fact that you have to eat Ramen for lunch and dinner for 3 months is SO worth it; you stylin!

Jay Z is fine as hell, I’m SURE Beyonce wouldn’t be with someone closer to her age with the same amount of money and power in the business.

School Schmool who needs a B.S. when your moms let you live Rent Free…if only she’d stop buggin about bills and chores…and getting a job; DAMN!

I know, they hatin’ you should be able to drink as much as you want….all that work you have to do will wait….where’s the shots?

Your ponytail doesn’t HAVE to match colors with the rest of your hair…it’s so long and luxurious

Maybe ‘Yung’ and ‘Joe’ just sounds weird to me…I’m not hip to the slang and broken english

I am POSITIVE that if the same guy took you to Chipotle and took you to shoot pool you’d want him so bad, and rush for a second date; him picking you up in the Escalade and taking you out for Lobster and shopping had NOTHING to do with it
…esp. since when you saw him you thought he was ugly…he got cute fast.

I know! They be stereotyping us son! We’re NOTHING like that…c’mon Lets go watch some BET

No, I do NOT watch Serena for her Tennis Skills solely…and yes her ass is better than yours, you’re not athletic.

Zemanta

http://divaindemand.blogsome.com Diva (in Demand)

I am over here crying because I’m laughing so hard. This was hilarious. I couldn’t even tell you which one was my favorite.
http://boundbymyhook.blogspot.com Erica B.

I’m feeling you on all of that. I see why you dig Robin, she’s pretty and VERY intelligent… she’s a Sarah Lawrence grad!
http://roycesdaughter.blogspot.com Royce’s Daughter

Ok why did I almost piss my pants. This was an excellent way to end this long azz day. Thanks for stopping by my spot and trust you have also been added to my daily reads.

My favorite: Maybe ‘Yung’ and ‘Joe’ just sounds weird to me…I’m not hip to the slang and broken english. Living in DC I be on some ole’ WTF? I swear I don’t understand what in the hell the guys here are trying to say to me. They think I’m being stuck up but I honestly just don’t know how to convey to them that I only speaka english!!!
Queen B

This was hilarious…unfortunately ignorance and superficiality is all around us.
http://www.myspace.com/lovinmy88keys Stephanie

hahahahahaha….

I love it!! All the stuff people are thinking but are scared to say. You’re not hating… And actually, I’m with you on the hating thing… Sometimes, you just don’t LIKE people…why do you have to automatically be labeled a hater??

Hell, after reading this…where’s the hater list?? I wanna sign up!!
heavensmama

“GO AHEAD Wear all that foundation, he can find out what you really look like some other time…you know? when you’re ready”

Yeah…because I really wasn’t buying that light-face but black-ass-neck look my neighbor keeps trying to pull off
http://shavonne.org Shavonne

Truth is always funny. Dang.
http://www.mystery2you.blogspot.com MysTery

lol!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/sbenitez SANTANA CARESS

YEAH it’s annoying that they stare and try to get at you…the 3 sizes too small jeans has NOTHING to do with that
LMAO…3 SIZES TOO SMALL..NOT FOR ME. I THINK ITS JUST THE WAY GUYS COME ACROSS…THE PROBLEM ISNT THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO TALK BUT THE STUPID ISH THEY SAY!

I dunno WHY she didn’t stop to talk to you, you yellin “Hey shawty, come holla at a ni**a” SHOULD get’em everytime
SEE WHAT I MEAN? THANKS!

GO AHEAD Wear all that foundation, he can find out what you really look like some other time…you know? when you’re ready
FOUNDATION…NOTHING BUT A MASK. I IMAGINE THE CHICKS THAT GO TO THE BEACH AND TRY SO HARD NOT TO GET THEIR FACE WET.

I KNOW you’re bangin’ That ass will get you a lof of things…a degree and a 401K probably Who needs that shit…you got them thick thighs!
I AM PRAYING THIS IS SARCASM. I’M SURE IT IS 😉

Uh Oh! I see you buying out the bar at the club PIMPIN!!!! Catchin’ the Metro to your Mamas house eh?
I LOVE THE METRO! YOU DON’T NEED CARS IN DC…ITS BETTER FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, ANYWAY.

If Andre 3000 looked like Biz Markie I’m SURE all the women would still love his ‘music’ …Hey Ya!
I THINK HE IS VERY SEXY, ACTUALLY. FREE SPIRITED, TOO. I DEFINITELY DIGG HIM. PLUS, YOU CANT SAY OUTKAST DOESN’T HAVE SOME DOPE MUSIC.

Maybe ‘Yung’ and ‘Joe’ just sounds weird to me…I’m not hip to the slang and broken english
AND WHY IS EVERYONE A ‘LIL’ NOWADAYS?

I am POSITIVE that if the same guy took you to Chipotle and took you to shoot pool you’d want him so bad, and rush for a second date; him picking you up in the Escalade and taking you out for Lobster and shopping had NOTHING to do with it
…esp. since when you saw him you thought he was ugly…he got cute fast.
YOU SHOULD SUBSTITUTE CHIPOTLE FOR A SHITTY SPOT…I LOVE THEIR BURRITOS!

I know! They be stereotyping us son! We’re NOTHING like that…c’mon Lets go watch some BET
EFF BET…ITS GETTING MORE AND MORE IGNORANT.

No, I do NOT watch Serena for her Tennis Skills solely…and yes her ass is better than yours, you’re not athletic.
HER ASS IS BETTER
http://swaggercity.blogspot.com/ S.K.

Everybody’s sick of the stereotypes.

But when are we going to get sick of not stepping our game up? Nahmean?

And I like how you showed both sides.
prissy

GO AHEAD Wear all that foundation, he can find out what you really look like some other time…you know? when you’re ready
LMAO

Yeah you right…don’t NOBODY want her ass no way; I mean, if she doesn’t respond to a car horn…she MUST be stuck up
OMG!!!! this is hilarious:-)
http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

MAN, I LOVE THESE. I’m sitting over here with my stomach face hurting from laughing so hard. COMEDY!!!!
http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

Hilarious!!!
http://rufeelingme.blogspot.com/ Lisa

Wayyyyy to funny but also so very true, this has always been one of my favorites. The flow is bananas lol that’s something your girl Ashanti would say right lol.
perfect_imperfection75

Yeah you right…don’t NOBODY want her ass no way; I mean, if she doesn’t respond to a car horn…she MUST be stuck up

Man… I hate when somebody blows their horn at me… disrespectful…