Hate the truth pt 1

May 4, 2007

Am I really “Hating“?

Why can’t I just not like you?

Those pants really are too tight for your big ass

That IS a terrible weave

Gold, Platinum, Diamond grills or teeth DOES too look ignorant

You DO NOT have an apple bottom, I don’t care what the back of those jeans say.

I just didn’t grow up listening to GoGo, maybe I just DONT like it
(‘cept Familiar faces)

You CANNOT sing, honestly!

5 different colors of eye shadow per eyelid DOES too look ridiculous

If it wasn’t for Kanye John Legend probably WOULD be washing cars

Fukn him/her because they buy you stuff IS too stank.

NO, you are just too young to remember when TV shows, Cartoons, and music were really good.

I just DO NOT want to scroll through pages of myspace friends, 1000 friends is cool for you.

NO. Really, they only rap about cars, drugs, jewelry, and whores.

I CAN too be single and find your new girlfriend/boyfriend unattractive or vapid.

Hustle and Flow WAS a terrible movie in my opinion…it was all buzz.

I just don’t enjoy the club and don’t want to be involved with someone that parties 5 times a week…we can be associates though.

Sure the bottle of Champagne was expensive and you’re getting a lot of attention in the club…but really it does NOT taste good

NO, you probably should’ve paid your rent instead of buying those rims.

DC slang really DOES annoy me.

I know, I’m just saying… IF they were a little heavier or a little shorter with the same personality; you’d have nothing to do with them

BET really DOES show the same videos all day, they just change hosts and show names…same videos.

Maybe you SHOULDN’T smoke that if you could have a piss test this week.

I know, I know but, Titties sag and asses drop…A degree lasts forever

You said yourself you do nothing at work, so it IS bullshit to them that they didn’t get a raise as well…they do yours and their work

I know I buy expensive things…but YOU have a child, I don’t.

We both tried to get with her, and she picked you…but you lied to her

Zemanta

http://sarccastikenterprises.com King of Sarccastikizisms

“We both tried to get with her, and she picked you…but you lied to her”..don’t you hate it when folks gotta “lie to kick it”….good post as always…wifey bought me the “Frankie Fingertips”…oh boy!!!
http://missysmentalmusings.blogspot.com Missy

LOVES it…..I hate when ppl try to tell me what to do with my money or ask me how I spend it….

and Patron is nasty….for it to cost all that money
http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

Hustle and Flow WAS a terrible movie in my opinion…it was all buzz.

I completely agree…but you know “That it’s hard out here of a Pim’p”.
http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

How about this one for newlywed women?
“Yeah I know you just spent $30,000 marrying his narrow behind…but you WILL be divorced next year AND STILL in debt! NO, really I am NOT jealous!”

LMAO
http://www.hipcandy.blogspot.com Chanel

I liked Hustle and Flow… am I the only one??? Maybe because I’m from the south. The southern accents were HILARIOUS! But pimp characters (and lifestyle) aside, I thought it had a great message of hope, tenacity and determination…
http://wutevabitch.diaryland.com diddy

lol well, ain’t that the damn truth, i’m lovin it 😀
http://thetenaciousone.blogspot.com tenacious

loved it

I didnt like Hustle and Flow, it was actually kinda boring, even though I think there’s some type of insanity behind TH…he looks a little..err…off to me @ times…what is that called….that “beat a bitch ass” eye he sometimes give off

You aint gots ta lie craig….you aint gots ta lie….thats all I have to say
http://www.starzandstyle.com ONYA

jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an asshole

bitch don’t touch the root of my hair to see if it’s real or not, just because it ain’t some homemade sh*t. and don’t pat it neither. if you have to know that bad, just ask bitch.

don’t ask me to give you head when you can’t even screw right. or i will grab the remote and catch up on some shows while you figure out what you’re doing.
http://tclarkegolden.blogspot.com/ TC

Wow…that’s a lot of truth in there son don…
BET I totally agree…
about the weaves…hummmm yeah sistahs need to step their game up…
ok so I am not going to go through all of the “truths” but I am feeling them for the most part…”no, I can go and buy those boots but your kids need school shoes, you don’t need nothing else” I can dig it…
how about this:
No, the good girls really do get looked over for the sluts because we don’t give it up…and don’t take your BS as what’s real
http://www.femigog.blogspot.com femigog

Love it! I’ll be back…
valentine

Word up!!
akilah

lmao……I so hate when people tell me how to spend my money i worked hard to make and they don’t have any assets ( no house, no investments..etc) to speak of except a closet full of clothes/shoes that will be outdated in 3 months…..lol and i gotta kid…so what we go snowboarding and it’s expensive for one day…..shut up ….another good post
Creem

dame E where was i Friday? i didnt see all this.

Me n u must have been seperated at birth.

Champagne is NASTY.

Hustle n Flow was dry, dont see what the oscar was about. what was so moving or creative about “its hard out here for a pimp?” Terrance howard playing a pimp, wow how so far removed from his usual characters (insert sarcasm here).

I hate weaves n Disco eyeshadow.

and Degrees are sexy, wish more brothers had them
Arianna

“I know, I know but, Titties sag and asses drop…A degree lasts forever”: So well put…I hate the word “titties”.

“I know, I’m just saying… IF they were a little heavier or a little shorter with the same personality; you’d have nothing to do with them”: So shallow!

So many of those that I wish I had the courage to say sometimes…the singing especially, and club flossers THEWORST!
http://mentallyspeaking.blogspot.com BluJewel

indeed Hustle&Flow sucked as good as a bucked tooth girl with a biggun in her mouth…silly me!

agreed, why CANT you just not like something/one…those that disagree are the REAL hatas

all those that spend on frivolos instead of their bills are dumb…hood rich!

champagne taste and kool ade money for all those who front like they’re ballin!

how i spend my hard earned $ is MY biz! at least i still got a 401k and incaseshit (insurance)

champagne tastes like piss

ur lists are great ER!
Sakeenah

You CANNOT sing, honestly!

If you’re around 30 or up you’re probably saddened by the lack of true talent in the music industry. I haven’t listened to the radio in years. I listen to the CDs of those bygone artists before video who knew they had to have the chops to even have the nerve to consider a singing career. Who told these silly girls they could sing? They came sauntering in the studio looking like whores and dumb asses with hard ons were tripping over themselves to get them signed. It’s a man’s world and the ones who make it are the ones who make men’s dicks hard. I sure miss true talent