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Ma, what are you doing? You’re supposed to be resting. Remember what the doctor said?
Dorothy, I’m feeling anxious. And when I feel anxious, there’s only one thing that calms me down.

I know, Ma. Cooking a big meal.

No, making hot naked love in a closet. But hey, you do what you can.

***

So what happened was I was getting that WordPress error and stuff and it actually started to annoy me so I reset some stuff and lost a lot of my posts from the last 2-3 months; the ones I managed to save lost all the comments soo…that’s what that is about.
…like you care.

One Love One Love….

But. If you only have one love, after you love somebody and it don’t work out…should you just be like eff it?

Super Duper extra special funkee props to Lovnlife!

Vacuum lines are the hotness! Yo place aint clean without them dun

I SOOOOO want a bilingual woman…and she can teach me…and she might can tell me she’s cummin in another language

What’s R. Kelly doing these days?

Seriously… G’s to Gents…

Does every single guy have leather furniture? I know I do … it’s the essential material son dun

I’m funnier than all my friends.

Seriously…Why is it about men that suck off other men that gives them a lisp?

Why DID the Beat It Jacket have all those zippers?
…Did Mike’s Version actually have pockets?, the knock offs didn’t
And why did they sell the black Thriller Jacket? He didn’t have a black one…he had a red one.

What was better? The Thriller Jacket or the Beat It Jacket

…I remember when I was in school I wanted to get the jacket he wore in Billy Jean…Me always tried to be different.

YO! Let me tell you what I DID do though LOL I wore a pair of Sequin socks…and one of my Grandmothers Church gloves to school one day
…what a fashion plate I was … Hee Hee (kick)

I cannot wait till GI Joe comes out

You didn’t know that First name Charlie was the one singin on Computer Love

What’s better? The Regular Hostess Cupcakes or the Yellow joints?

There’s some super sexy women, that’s super single…come give it.

You got some tater chips?

Remember Burgertime?

I’m Glad there’s no more 2pac music…now lets work on the rappers still alive

Why is the tattoo called a tramp stamp?

MAN the NCAA game is SO much fun
…see it’s really better than madden because it has more replay value.
After a season or two on madden it’s like…feh; they don’t play with them anymore.

Ladies, every 28 days? That’s that bull I’m sorry.

Wipeout is that show…If you dont laugh at the Big Balls you aint nuffin!

Come on New Jack City is the best movie…it go
New Jack City
Boyz in the Hood (I mean it had Nia)
Menace
Then like 5 million other movies; THEN Juice

This is another Bangin jacket; C’mon you gotta love it

I’ve been crusin…but never for a bruisn…maybe a Smoothie…never a Brusin

Empire Strikes back is WAAAAY Better than the other Star Wars flicks

***

Make way for the victors.
You won the big game?
No, Rose. We lost and we all changed our names to Victor.

***

I’ma stop tellin you that you’re missin out on Weeds

And since none of yall watch Y&R and GH I’ma stop sayin stuff about it…jerks

You see my BABY Beat them hoes down last night!?! Get’em Candace! So sexy…so gully!

Damnit I need me some her

Are we in a Recession? Cuz DAMN! It’s tough sleddin on the job market AND the Stock Market
…Hurry up B.O.!

I’m smart…least Kinda

I REALLY need to get some more baby Wipes…cant have Krunche Krak

Hey ladies, why dont you like to play Chess?
…I mean I like to play with yours Oh wait.

Bring me a Blu Ray Movie,  a Pizzer and some drank

I want to have SO much sex with Teyana Taylor

Project Runway tonight home Skillets! I’m callin Stella is leavin now.

Why is the Original Batman (with Adam West) Still the greatest movie!?

Bass in yo face with style and grace and if you like eclectik girl then you have good taste.

Damn I miss the sit outside with the radio and kick it days.

Shelley thanx for the compliment…you’re the bestest

Call me shallow…picky…extra…superficial…but fuck all that

***

In Sicily, we never went to the doctor. We went to the Widow Caravelli. Whatever you had, she had a cure. She was most famous for her green salve to cure ear infections. One day, she gave some to Salvadore, the village idiot. He misunderstood the directions and put in on his linguine instead of in his ear.

Well, I guess if you’re an idiot with a hearing problem, you do things like that.

Actually, it turned out ok. The stuff tasted great, so Salvadore decided to market it. At first, things didn’t go so well. Linguine with ear salve wasn’t very appetizing-but once he changed the name to pesto sauce, it sold like hot cakes!

Ma, you’re making this up!

So what? I’m old, I’m supposed to be colorful.
RIP Sophia Petrillo