“This particular style may vary,
The things I converse about are heard rarely
Some can’t bear me, others try to scare me
Soundin intelligent but not yet equivalent
You know what?”

It’s offical!
ECLECTIK IS NO LONGER SINGLE!
You knew it was coming!
I am back with my ex once again…she left me months ago; and I’ve decided to take her back
Knowing us it wont last and the Winter will come and we will be on the outs again
BUT…as it stands; the love of my life is back
…now normally I dont post pictures of my personal life, but here she is…

My BABY!

Mannnnnnn Labor day …feh!
I’m the only person that dont like 3 day weekends…man I want some overtime!
Aint u spose to WORK on LABOR day? dang!

Seriously? If the BBQ Sauce is not Sweet/Honey BBQ then I dont really want it
…I dont like ‘saucy’ foods

I would have the most bombest reality show

There’s like 3 men that read my blog; not pissed about it but you’d think that there would be more
…I guess all the women I post on here is really for me lol

Breasts.

Like, people get all mad when you call people retarded or make fun of retarded people
…like you can’t even use the wrod “retarded”
But.
The retarded people dont get offended…they are retarded!
It’s the people that know retarded people that get all crazy…k. That’s all

YO! Peep the Christian Louboutin Peniche Patent Loafer Pumps!

Somebody gimme the low down on the Solo CD

YOOOOOOOOO!!!! Bridezillas!
What was up with the chick and Corey!? She countin and stuff…and sayin she own him and can never see his friends again
WoW

More people are signing up for the board…well alright then; lets get to yappin!

Damnit Maurice Greene is on Dancing witht he stars? I’m NOT watching it!
…knowing him, he’ll get to dance with everyone from my last Top 10

If I were Apple, I’d make little white frog ipods and lets Ihop sell them. lol

Hmmmm…Spider Girl or Spider Woman?

I guess it’s behind the back
It’s not in front of the back? I mean at the bare minimum it’s in front of the front and beside the side
If you’re beind someone and they have something behind their back, it’s still not in front, but it’s in front of you…your front
wait. What?

If there’s only one GOD…why is there 5,932,324 religions?

You know a bushy ass/thick ass eyebrows can murder a person’s sexiness?

Fill in the blanks:

I got a funky fresh ___
With a funky fresh ___
I’ma funky fresh ___
And I’m up to ___

I cannot express how sexy this is to me…
Just once…(Okay 7,983) Times, can I have that?

Anybody got some sour patch kids I can borrow?

Hey girls…do people still douche?

..You know I always thought that you know…women have “innies” and that anytime you pust something “in there” it felt sexual/good
…like so Douche…Tampons…cucumbers lol
Cuz like anything that rubs up against men feels kinda alright lol

Sometimes I dont like when women come over cuz they dont appreciate HDTV and how hot it looks.

Christian Louboutin
Pleated Shoulder Bag

With Cell Phones it’s hard to get the wrong number…you don’t even know people’s number anymore; you just hit their name
…I remember when you had to know everyone’s number; imagine the brain we use to use…you knew EVERYONE’S number by heart…called then whenever.
…You’d use to get the wrong number sometimes though, and the person on the other end was always dumb
“Hey is eclectik there?” ‘Oh you have the wrong number’ “Really? Damn” ‘Yeah…what number did you dial?’
…wait.
What phone did you answer asshole?

What does ‘fob’ mean? What the hell is a f’n FOB?
It’s a keychain!

Leanne Killed it!

But I still want to have SO much sex with Topacio!

I love me some women…I flirt a lot (When the women are attractive)
…I’d give it all up for a small few though
Especially that one back a couple of blogs ago

Makeup…women…just no; stop it.

I wanna Gucci Scarf…will someone cop that for me right quick?

Aishwarya Rai is wOw!

It’s not “comma, comma, comma” it’s karma

I haven’t owned a brush in about a decade…comb neefer
Tonight: The Hills, Prison Break and Gossip Girl! Who’s down!!?!
I’m is a genius

Guess who I want some of? Yummy Bingham

Okay…Hit it!

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

Hotness though…

“I wont fail, I won’t flop
Stall or Stutter, yes I wont stop

It takes hard work to be like this…
(You should know) Cuz I’m a perfectionist”