Serena Williams may have the most incredible shape ever….those arms and legs…the stomach, crazy!
Women that teach are sexy.
Being yourself makes it much easier to live up to expectations
One of the best Sex and the City episodes was when Berger broke up with Carrie on a post it note
…oh and ‘funky spunk’ lmao
If I had to pick, I’d take Cassie over Beyonce
The stuff that tastes the best gives you the worst gas
Selling weed is out of style LOL
I never understood the fascination with slinky…it didn’t do anything
There are too many people on the planet for one person to be conceited.
I need to buy a crock-pot…I want some pinto beans.
People idea’s of “Good men/women” is always described with such nice qualities, personality, sense of humor, intelligence…but when you talk about people you like you describe the physical first and most time solely
Just make cars that can only go 65 mph then…Stop making them go so fast and ride so smooth if you’re going to give me a ticket.
Sure, I’d have a long distance relationship; if the woman is mature enough to have one.
I’m not bitter or mad; the mean stuff is just funnier to type.
My living room is very comfortable
Top 10 Favorite Jay Z songs
1. Politics as Usual
2. Dead Presidents I
3. Lucky Me
4. U don’t know (Both)
5. Girls Girls Girls (Both)
6. Imaginary Player
7. Where I’m from
8. Brooklyn’s Finest
9. Feelin’ it
10. Can I live
Pecans, then Almonds, then Cashews.
If you’re REALLY good at what you do, the ’69’ position should never work well.
“Mother” jokes aren’t funny and/or shouldn’t be done after the age 10
Panthro was the black Thundercat
If the women that were kicked out of Destiny’s Child formed a group it would be better than Destiny’s Child
Turkey Bacon and butter grits mmmmmmmmmmm
Ghostface is underrated
I don’t invite people over much…the location of the fortress of solitude just can’t be thrown out all willy-nilly
I HATE the Pittsburgh Steelers
One of my favorite blogs is the one about Work/the workplace
There are few things that feel better than a Q-tip in the ear
Women shouldn’t cut their hair without at least mentioning it to their man.
There should be SOME kind of something you can do with old cell phones, ‘cept throw them away.
I’m so sarcastic that when I’m not being sarcastic, I’m accused of being sarcastic LOL
When no one is over, I’d just as well eat on paper plates and paper towels.
When a man climaxes fast women should take it as a compliment, that means it’s REAL good…never works that way though LOL!!!
(joke people)
If I meet a woman from myspace and we click and become a couple, our story will be we met at the grocery storesimple enough no?
I can never control where nail clippings fly.
I can’t tell the difference between a Bud light or a Heineken…not a beer drinker.
French fries are great
When I was younger I tried to hind how many licks it would take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
…stopped at 112; then bit the shit out of it!
…I adore any woman that loves football
5 Professions I always thought my dream woman would have
Former track star/ trainer (Legs)
Attorney/Lawyer
Grade School Teacher
Accountant
Advertising
I love women
Chicken breasts don’t have nipples.
