eclectik: Blogius Maximus
Olympics…Pre Season…Hard Knocks on HBO…what a wonderful time!
The Olympics though…YAY!!!!
The only time I get to see my type of woman constant-LEE!
The Opening Ceremonies were LIKE THAT! ESPECIALLY watching in HD!
…if you don’t have HD, come over and watch with me, just bring me some Sour patch kids and a smoothie.
The Swimming is hype! Phelps is a monster!
The Events that eclectik cares about…
Women’s Track and Field 🙂
Women’s Gymnastics
Women’s Volleyball
Women’s Swimming and Diving
Women’s Basketball (For Candace and Claudia)
Some of the Mens Track (Sprint and Hurdles)
…ironically, I couldn’t care less about the USA Mens Basketball team
My Gymnastics girlfriend…Alicia Sacramone (She messed up on floor yesterday)
I think I’m in love with Jumpers….Long Jump, Triple Jump and Hurdlers
Hey Ladies is the nappy beard look hot? It seems that men are rockin that and women are eatin it up
I’m getting tired of women and airbrushing…ugh
You know what I think is funny? When people wear those Under Armour shirts and stuff, but it be all baggy and loose
…that aint what the people on the commercials look like!
Bridezillas…Brandi is a CLASSIC if you haven’t seen her…at least watch This
He-Stare-Ikal
At the pedicure place eatin Popeyes and drinkin wine….THEN got the Lingerie and said “Oooo Ima hafta take TWO birf control pills!” puahahaha
…go on and 2 step.
You know who could always get it from me?
Essence Atkins
Big Brother….I cannot STAND Libra; please get her out the house!
Why do they call it punch?
…and when it is spiked, it has “kick”
DAMN! Gotta get beat up cuz Im thirsty?
I don’t like talking about work just randomly… most people dont care…why ask?
Candy rain…comin down! Taste you in my mind, and spread you alla round
Mannn…if I were back home I’d be gettin my White Castle on
…yet I never eat the burgers, go fig?
Okay I’d probably be a good boyfriend because I treat my “friends” pretty damn good…but I dunno
Vintage elcectik crush:
Universe man, universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
Like so what you do ladies, is take a fruit roll up or fruit by the foot…take off a piece; wrap it around and liknsuk
…whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why would ANY man fight over a woman because she slept with someone else…get outta here
Some guy is all like “Yeah, I slept with your girl!” I’d be all like: “Yeah, well she’s yours now”
What am I supposed to do? I’m like ‘Congrats…ummm, you’re her man now?”Clearly she’s not the most faithful person, so good luck with that’
…or “I had sex with her too…what do you want a pound?” But fight? Why?
I wanna see Traitor…who wanna buy me some poppycorn?
Fly robin fly…fly robin fly…fly robin fly…up-up in the skyyyyy!
Hey how much per month do you get for Welfare? I might need me some
So when I finally stop bloggin…I will still have all these thoughts; I’ma talk some poor woman’s ear off lol
Shouldn’t the plural of Stomach be “Stomaches”?
Peep the Manolo Blahnik Cutout Patent Bootie
Peep the Nas review 2 blogs down?
…I start to flinch as I try not to say it, but my lips is like a ooo wop as I start to spray it
My Blog and Message board are BOTH better than Myspace…so kiss it.
Annnnnd…YEP
