This is how I blog what I’m thinking
My Random thoughts just seem to flow
My Fanbase aint like other bloggers
And it might not grow
Ya never know
But I’m Clever, when I bust a Blog
I’m Clever Randomness not a prob
e’s Clever The way I post you’ll want some mo
Subscribe and you’ll be first to know
…………………….
The weekend…Feh I say…Feh
DAMNIT to heck! Alright…I’m no Fat Daddy…I’m 6’0″ 235lbs but I’m CLEARLY gonna have to lose 70 lbs
All the F’n designers are going with European cuts and fits…what about American cuts? I want a fukn 2X
Ole Smedium, slim fit mal nutritioned ostrich fittin ass clothes…
Aint my fault my shoulders aint 1 inch away from my neck.
Okay here’s the thing…I dunno what’s what but my subscriber deal thingy has messed up/reset so you might not get the emails anymore
Please re-subscribe on the left or whatever so we can keep it poppin
Never understood why when babies and people are crying…people say “shhhhh”
If you think about it…it’s pretty damn insensitive.
…I’d be all like “HEY I’ma Baby…this is what I do SON!”…”talkin bout some Shhhh YOU the one woke me up!”
…”now show me your keys and put me in my Jumperoo”
Are we still doing the Mrs, Miss, Ms, thing? Is it really necessary?
Shouldn’t there be a beef war between the producers of Hot crossed buns and 3 blind mice?
It’s the same song dun
Okay you want to know? I’ma tell you…the REAL reason there’s so many terrible rap songs and crass R&B singles out?
Women.
It’s because of women…they sing it, dance to it, and the guys eat that up
Remember when you learned The Pledge of allegiance? Top two things you had to say “Witches Stand” and “One nation… Invisible”
Why don’t people ever clean the office microwave?
Notice 90% of people have a scar on their knee that never went away
Guess who’s funny? Me
I want a smoothie so come bring me one…dang.
I was right…Told you so…The Wire Finale SUCKED hamster penis that was the most boringest wackest corniest finale to any season of anything lol
THAT officially replaced that God Awful Season 2 as the worst Wire effort.
They shoulda ended the series after Season 3.
…the ONLY good part was Michael turned into the new Omar…all the women get ‘creamy’ over him
Oh no everyone…Star Jones and Al are splitsville…what will we do? Oh what will we do!?
Of damn…guiess what happened last week?
So I’m chillin on the net…minding my own business…I get a IM on Yahoo
…it just pops up “Christian won (project runway) what do you think!?”
Being that I had not watched the finale….imagine how that went with me.
Frozen Pizza blows…unless it’s thin crust/Brick oven
How did pigs build the houses in the first place?
The Wolf shoulda ate them while they were building them
…or busted the window
Would Obama be the First President to have won a Grammy?
I have NO idea where to meet women…so…I don’t.
All on my nut sac…dunnna dun dun
Ladies…Gucci Peekaboo Bootie…Ill
Why are there so many words to describe fat people? What’s wrong with good old…Fat?
Skinny people are skinny
Ugly people are ugly
Sexy people are sexy
Stanky people are stanky
You ever notice there’s a difference in consistency in Burger King Burgers? But they SMELL better than everyone else’s
I’m the only person on the planet that remembers the Letter people….ahhh my childhood.
I like Younger women…
Who eats Meatloaf? Ewwwwwww Bready ass meat.
Retirement seems so peaceful (with the right amount of money of course)
At what point in life did “Making it rain” seem like a good idea?
First things First…Of course you fuk…Nah…First thing fifth.
You know who I always laugh at? The yellow sign caution slippery floor guy
You know what I’m hating on? Anal sex.
…One inch away is the happy place…I like the smell and discharge from that one way better.
Okay how well do you know ‘e’?
1. Who do I think is sexier: Beyonce or Brooke Valentine?
2. My 2 Favorite Superheroes
3. My Favorite Color
4. My Top 2 Favorite body parts on a woman
5. Who looks like Sonic the Hedgehog?
…………………………….
Got a little lust for flat bellies
Women with muscles is so fly
People ask why I’m the way that I am
Cant tell you why
I’m just I
….e’s cleverrrrrrrr
