I think I think: Dax and Evangeline

March 12, 2007


Oh Oh Oh March Madness! Get your Brackets ready and poppin!
…and cue the office bullshit-ass small talk…but F’it it’s about sports…office pools rock ass!

BTW: Ohio State!


I changed my mind, I’m not using “hating” anymore, people are just annoying fuks, that’s their label.

I want a Waffle Iron, it’s just that well…I dont want to make waffles…wanna eat em though.

Want a new Bracelet, but one that would make me happy would prolly have to be custom made…my pokets aren’t built for that.

Root Beer floats…hell to the yeah.

People think I ignore them…I don’t, you just haven’t done anything to warrant attention.

I hate when people assume or ask if I’m cranky or moody…shut up, I was fine till you said something stupid; stupid.

My Girlfriend on American Idol is NOT as hot as my Girlfriend on America’s Next top Model

Top Model Girlfriend: Felicia

American Idol Girlfriend: Stephanie

People love to fall back on religion…it’s the answer to everything; or atleast the answer that you’re not allowed to disagree with

Gigalo Gig Gig-a-Lo

Damn my bluetooth Keyboard keeps disconnecting…f’n f

Crumbs creep me out…hate the crumbs at the bottom of cereal boxes or in crackers…etc that power ish ewwww.

The Board wont stop without you…only without me.

I’m hungry…I always say Im hungry; even when Im not…good I dont eat like that…just talk it

People ask why am I still single? I say…because.

Seriously? Say what you want but that southpark episode was funny…Cartman and the little dude killed me.

Tracey Edmonds says Eddie Murphy is not gay… Who was asking…who cared?
….I say if Gay meant being allowed to F Tracey Edmonds, sign me up for gay.

There’s not a lot of men that stay on the net long enough to blog or whatever…what’s wrong with me?

That girl couldn’t sing so swell on Idol, and she was in the media for the wrong reasons, but DAMN she looked good.

Why would anyone buy a MP3 player other than an IPod?
“I dont like iTunes” …”They force you to use their..” shut up, use it.

I still watch Wrestling…it’s REALLY beginning to insult my intelligence though.

I dont read books…I’m not grown enough to enjoy it; just like wine.
…gimme a movie and hard liquor.

Am I fat?

I call Fiances “Beyonces” lol

Vagina is the greatest thing ever. (no picture for that lol)

Yeah…think I’m about done with myspace…not just posting the blog, but my account in general…

I need a Cardigan

Dax Grease was better than Sportin’ Waves

Men give women oral to completion everytime (least I do) …women? Well…
Why we got to swallow all the time?…I like it…just sayin lol

I watched I love New York right…remember When Tango was packing to leave? If you looked in the “locker” closet type thing where he had his stuff?
He had a stick of Tussy in there Puahahahahahahaha (Why do I notice such things)

No Shopping till atleast Mid April

I may have to start watching Arena Football

People take themselves too serious…calm down.

My Favorite Restaurant: Cheesecake Factory
…hate/Don’t eat Cheesecake.

Need new Jeans…

Cinnamon taste soo good; but it’s nothing without sugar right?

The L word is that show!

I haven’t had Coldstone in MONTHS

No Y&R thoughts, you guys don’t care…

BUT, speaking of soaps; I’m taking up either OLTL or ATWT …i’m such a girl.
The reason I may be watching One Life to Live? Evangeline

Lost is still kinda good…it’s just I dunno…there.

A woman that talks dirty …yum.

People dont understand that lying or withholding the truth helps no one…when it comes out latter…it’s all bad.

You notice there’s not Dark Skin Black “Power” Celebrity Couples?

…or Dark skin popular singers?

I want someone to put Sexy back where it was
“Tempermental, I snap quick, very touchy
Ayo my attitude is all fucked up and real shitty

I blog like no one out there can fuck wit me
You feel different, n—s see me”

…I Keep It Thoro

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I want a Waffle Iron, it’s just that well…I dont want to make waffles…wanna eat em though
    -I have a waffle iron, it’s the best gift my little sis has ever giving me.

    Root Beer floats…hell to the yeah.
    -The best ones are made with blue bell homemade vanilla…yum!

    People think I ignore them…I don’t, you just haven’t done anything to warrant attention.
    -Hmmm…

    Crumbs creep me out…hate the crumbs at the bottom of cereal boxes.
    -Man, I am so feeling you on this one…I only eat a box of cereal until it’s half empty, then in the trash it goes. The last thing I want is all that sugar at the bottom and those pieces of flakes floating around in some milk…ewww!

    The Board wont stop without you…only without me.
    -I wanna know!

    I’m hungry…I always say Im hungry; even when Im not…good I dont eat like that…just talk it
    -Well good for you, I am always hungry, always saying it, and its always true.

    Am I fat?
    -What are you talking about pookie!?

    I call Fiances “Beyonces” lol
    -You sir, are one silly individual! LOL

    I may have to start watching Arena Football
    -Me too! I am even entertaining going to watch the Austin Wranglers this season.

    Need new Jeans…
    -Me too, let’s go shopping.

    Why you have to bring up the cold stone…might have to make a trip.

    I want someone to put Sexy back where it was
    -ROTFLMBAO!

  • bayoubeauti

    I want a Waffle Iron, it’s just that well…I dont want to make waffles…wanna eat em though.

    Leggo my eggo? lol great randomness as usual

  • http://drawn2words.blogspot.com shai

    Hey E,

    Please hook up a sista with an update on Y&R. I am back to work and I don’t have Tivo or cable(for the reruns on the Soap channel). LOL. Email if you hafta. A sista wants to know what is up with Dru and the dead Carmen is really alive scenario.

  • http://yazmarsbreakthrough.blogspot.com Yazmar

    I noticed the TUSSY in that locker–I cracked up

    Oh I love Y&R and glad Drucilla is out the hospital. still hate she leaving the show though…Fuck Amber

  • http://thebrownspoon.blogspot.com Roddykat

    “The reason I may be watching One Life to Live? Evangeline”

    Wouldn’t be mad at you for it.

    “I may have to start watching Arena Football”

    If it was always like that EA Arena Football game commercial, I’d watch. I got a little cousin who likes it better than Pro.

  • delightful

    “I watched I love New York right…remember When Tango was packing to leave? If you looked in the “locker” closet type thing where he had his stuff?
    He had a stick of Tussy in there Puahahahahahahaha (Why do I notice such things)”

    – LMAO, my grandma uses Tussy…… ewwww

    “Root Beer floats…hell to the yeah”

    -try one with a slice of lemon in it….. yum yum

    “Gigalo Gig Gig-a-Lo”

    -omg,we used to step to this all the time when I was little

  • http://www.geminigee.blogspot.com/ GeeGEE

    don’t leave us on the boards..it will be soooooooooooo boring….

  • curvydva

    Tracey Edmonds says Eddie Murphy is not gay… Who was asking…who cared?
    ….I say if Gay meant being allowed to F Tracey Edmonds, sign me up for gay.
    -She was married to Babyface. Not sure how credible she is…

    My Girlfriend on American Idol is NOT as hot as my Girlfriend on America’s Next top Model
    -So can your friends claim the same ones, or are they off limits like back in the day? lol

    Men give women oral to completion everytime (least I do) …women? Well…
    Why we got to swallow all the time?…I like it…just sayin lol
    -Feel free to let it drip out the sides of your mouth too lol

    Am I fat?
    -You are SUCH a lesbian lol.

  • http://uniformkayos.blogspot.com XyenceDiva

    Okay let’s go down the list and have some fun shall we?

    I changed my mind, I’m not using “hating” anymore, people are just annoying fuks, that’s their label.
    ~This I agree.

    Root Beer floats…hell to the yeah.
    ~Yes! Black Cows as well. (Coke and Ice cream ICYDK)!

    Seriously? Say what you want but that southpark episode was funny…Cartman and the little dude killed me.
    ~SouthPark will always be my toon. Until it goes straight to the garbage. OMG You killed Kenny! You Fill in the blank!

    I still watch Wrestling…it’s REALLY beginning to insult my intelligence though.
    ~Yeah it does. It MAY be looking up. Even for just a little bit.

    Why would anyone buy a MP3 player other than an IPod?
    “I dont like iTunes” …”They force you to use their..” shut up, use it.
    ~I don’t have an iPod b/c everyone has one. I don’t have one because it costs way too much money. I can get the same storage for 50 dollars less. Love Apple but the iPod will stay in the store!

    I haven’t had Coldstone in MONTHS
    ~Got some in the freezer as we speak and will eat some later! ; )

    I blog like no one out there can fuck wit me
    You feel different, n—s see me”
    ~You’re right. They can’t see you.

    I love your thoughts. At times they can mirror mine but we are still two different people! Love you thoughts though. Verbal turnon!

  • valentine

    Music soulchild is playin’ right now. I love this song and I lost the cd. I thank you very much for this play list. So many songs I forgot I wanted. Oh… Fuck Amber. Love fresh waffles and fruit. Don’t really watch sports on my own. People say I’m a hater, maybe I’m just an annoying fuck.

  • Mo Betta

    E…. you don’t know nothin bout the Dax…. Moms used to rub it in her hands, put her hands over the gas stove so the heat thins it out before she put it in my hair.

    Bam…. Instant indian in your fam….

  • http://http//:www.jerzeyjuryduty.blogspot.com/ jerzeygyrl

    WTF? Did u really ask if u were fat?

  • http://www.myspace.com/lovingmy88keys Stephanie

    Hey…there’s a dark skinned singer… India Arie. I looooove her.

    Anyway, this one was just as funny as ever. Missed your blog!

  • http://abitofeverythingbymizjj.blogspot.com/ Miz JJ

    lmao @ vagina being the best thing ever.

  • Atarah

    #1 – No you are not even close to fat. WTF are you talking about?

    #2 – People who ask if I’m moody get on my nerves too, because then that crap MAKES you cranky, and if you answer with an attitude you just prove them right. They’re gonna think what they think no matter how you respond.

    #3 – My Zen vision is better than your iPod and I hate iTunes 😛

  • kiwi

    The faster that you come to grips that your a closet homosexual, you’ll be a lot happier in your life. What are you trying to prove by denying what you really want and are? You’re so unhappy and try to make everyone believe this falicious person you created. Your really a homosexual that enjoys, loves, and wants another mans compantionship. People see right through that fake personna. Your already singed up for gay. Once you accept the fact that everyone will love you just the same you won’t feel that empty void in your life.

    Even tought we have issues between us, I still hate to see people so unhappy.

  • xyencediva

    Whatever issues you have with the author clearly needs to stay behind closed doors. That was uncalled for and tacky to say the least. Because he may not want you or your strong personality doesn’t mean he’s gay or closet gay. It means he has standards and wants to live by them.

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