It’s been a minute … most of my random thoughts have been on twitter and I’ve seemingly neglected my website … well look at me! Look who’s postin! Thought about posting on Tumblr, but something about it just doesn’t seem conducive to long blog posts … meh I should video blog! Vlog! Meh … but don’t nobody wanna be lookin at me I do cohost 12Radio every now and again AND there is The Cold Slither Podcast!!!! … so you can hear me all the time!

What was the marketing strategy that put the price point of chicken butt at 5¢ a cup?

I love sneakers … And women in sneakers

I annoy easily It’s not that I hold grudges it’s just that if I deem you irrelevant I just don’t care and move on

I’ve always thought “Predicate” was a dope word for verb

I have an engineering degree and I’m using it

Woody Woodpecker was a cool cartoon … Buzz Buzzard was my dude though

I’m single because I treat women as equals and not some subordinate helpless chick

But why did God make it so that our finger and toenails grow? We should get two sets like baby and adult teeth

I’m pretty sure Frankenberry was a Monstersexual

People that have droid phones have to pretend that they don’t want an iPhone and it’s funny

The pickiest eater on the planet spent a week eating and Mario Batali, Emeril Lagasse, and Wolfgang Puck … Somehow I found stuff to eat; imagine that

I change all my sounds on my iPhone because since most everyone has one when tones go off I keep checkin for my phone

What does fried chicken have to do with poopdeck pappy’s son?

I’m too old to care about a New Year’s party gimme a small group some drinks and cards and music some games and I’m good
OR one woman and some ((look at my eyebrows go up and down))

I’d like a girlfriend where do they have them at? … Behind that preposition?

You shouldn’t smell like spinach and grade soda belch

When people walk into meetings or just any public place talking on the phone I wanna trip them

Macho Man elbow to yo face

I’m hungry … what you cookin? Givit

It’s cool that I said she looked like Slim Charles from The Wire right?

I tried to write another Dime Lines … no inspiration … need to be smangin something I spose

Ima Rum drinker … Love me some rum son

What’s wrong with Mr. Peanut’s eye anyway?

I haven’t been to the Theater in a while … I wouldn’t mind a movie date, now c’mere

Bengals lost, but they are still in a good position … plus young; we’ll (we lol) be fine

Buttercrunch cookies

I am not a photogenic person … cuz I’m sexy in real life right?