“So we’ve been told and some choose to believe it
I know they’re wrong, wait and see.
Someday we’ll find it….”
Mia and Lovnlife you two are my only friends….come here lets do it.
Hey guys…what is a Twitter?
I need I want Harris Faulkner in my life
Do you guys only read the current post or do you scroll down and read other stuff if you might’ve missed them?
I’m hungry
Mannnn Jennifer on Bridezillaz LMAO
Why she look like Trap Jaw from He-Man
LOL@ the mad nappy hair too….did look better with her hair down
…oh no at the other couple and the 20 year old stay at home mom
Only Flats women should wear are sneakers and Sandals…
Next on the “Who gives a shit” show guess who has a new CD
…anybody got a hankerin for Yellow peanut M&M’s?
Ugh Jordin Sparks and Promise Rings..shut up
Does God care about everything? Or do you think some things he’s like…feh, whatever.
Remember that episode of The Cosby Show with the tap dancin?
CHAL-ENGE!
I LOVE playing the eclectik word game with people…whether they know we’re playing or not.
How do you play?
Well…it depends on what the person says…it could be a rhyme like they’d say something like “Cheese”
And I’d be all like “Please” and if they respond with another word that rhymes then we go back and forth till someone repeats one or takes too long to come up one
OR
If someone says a name like: “Mike” I’d be all like ‘Jackson’ then if they say ‘Tyson’ we’d battle to see who’s king of the Mikes
Today someone say “Chinese” after 6 words I won with Guyanese
Hey so no more TRL! …Hey who gives a shit?
(Aint seen a episode since Puffy and Ma$e were on there)
Okay so THIS time the pregnant lady in my office walked by and I whistled and bit my upper lip and said
“Ooo Weee do Fries come with that Meatball?”
Its worst for men to see their mother’s breasts than women…it’s scaring if a guy sees…thank God I’ve never seen
DAMN Nas’ CD just came and went…people didn’t give it NO NOTHIN!
Eb dont nobody care…we will play again…that’s why yo booty stank.
To continue on with my “Women that are athletic/play sports are wonderful” thoughts…
Cheyenne “Do you know who my muhfukin uncle is?” Woods!
(Tiger Woods Niece) I call her Cheetah lol
Yeah I’m pizzaid…I make over 4 figures
Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
I’m happy aint no Corinne Bailey Rae music no more…ick, I have NO idea why she annoyed me so…oh wait, her songs and voice.
And while cute, she looked like she smelled.
If the cleaning people wear gloves while they’re cleaning the restrooms (cuz they don’t wanna touch nuffin yuckafied) but then they are changin the toilet paper…
That means the toilet paper is Ewwwwwww
Eddie Murphy’s brother said: “This Beat is Military” …and not Charlie.
Am I picky? Do I have “perfect” expectations for women?
I say no…cuz I aint sniffin perfect…I’m around ‘per’ or ‘perf’ (I’m sayin im only a six pack and 3 letters away though lol)
Regardless…
THESE Arms
DAMN those are sexy!
Lemme borrow a handful of lemonheads till payday
Single and set for life financially (Multi-Millionaire) OR Happily Married and making above average income??
Aren’t breasts great?
What’s annoying? I will tell you…
People (Mostly men) that say “Ya Dig” and “Brah” every 5 fukin words.
Shut the fuk up ya 3rd grade readin level havin, Rap star crack dealin idolizin, back pockets hangin down to ya knee pit wearin
…wait what?
The “Keep them happy” attempt of the blog…here…
…now hush.
“The lovers the dreamers and ‘e’ “