K9 Posse

September 17, 2008

 

 

 

“So we’ve been told and some choose to believe it
I know they’re wrong, wait and see.
Someday we’ll find it….”

Mia and Lovnlife you two are my only friends….come here lets do it.

Hey guys…what is a Twitter?

I need I want Harris Faulkner in my life

Do you guys only read the current post or do you scroll down and read other stuff if you might’ve missed them?

I’m hungry

Mannnn Jennifer on Bridezillaz LMAO
Why she look like Trap Jaw from He-Man

LOL@ the mad nappy hair too….did look better with her hair down
…oh no at the other couple and the 20 year old stay at home mom
Only Flats women should wear are sneakers and Sandals…

Next on the “Who gives a shit” show guess who has a new CD
…anybody got a hankerin for Yellow peanut M&M’s?

Ugh Jordin Sparks and Promise Rings..shut up

Does God care about everything? Or do you think some things he’s like…feh, whatever.

Remember that episode of The Cosby Show with the tap dancin?

CHAL-ENGE!

I LOVE playing the eclectik word game with people…whether they know we’re playing or not.
How do you play?
Well…it depends on what the person says…it could be a rhyme like they’d say something like “Cheese”
And I’d be all like “Please” and if they respond with another word that rhymes then we go back and forth till someone repeats one or takes too long to come up one

OR

If someone says a name like: “Mike” I’d be all like ‘Jackson’ then if they say ‘Tyson’ we’d battle to see who’s king of the Mikes

Today someone say “Chinese” after 6 words I won with Guyanese

Hey so no more TRL! …Hey who gives a shit?
(Aint seen a episode since Puffy and Ma$e were on there)

Okay so THIS time the pregnant lady in my office walked by and I whistled and bit my upper lip and said
“Ooo Weee do Fries come with that Meatball?”

Its worst for men to see their mother’s breasts than women…it’s scaring if a guy sees…thank God I’ve never seen

DAMN Nas’ CD just came and went…people didn’t give it NO NOTHIN!

Eb dont nobody care…we will play again…that’s why yo booty stank.

To continue on with my “Women that are athletic/play sports are wonderful” thoughts…
Cheyenne “Do you know who my muhfukin uncle is?” Woods!
(Tiger Woods Niece) I call her Cheetah lol

Yeah I’m pizzaid…I make over 4 figures

Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

I’m happy aint no Corinne Bailey Rae music no more…ick, I have NO idea why she annoyed me so…oh wait, her songs and voice.
And while cute, she looked like she smelled.

If the cleaning people wear gloves while they’re cleaning the restrooms (cuz they don’t wanna touch nuffin yuckafied) but then they are changin the toilet paper…
That means the toilet paper is Ewwwwwww

Eddie Murphy’s brother said: “This Beat is Military” …and not Charlie.

Am I picky? Do I have “perfect” expectations for women?
I say no…cuz I aint sniffin perfect…I’m around ‘per’ or ‘perf’ (I’m sayin im only a six pack and 3 letters away though lol)

Regardless…

THESE Arms

DAMN those are sexy!

 

Lemme borrow a handful of lemonheads till payday

Single and set for life financially (Multi-Millionaire) OR Happily Married and making above average income??

Aren’t breasts great?

 

What’s annoying? I will tell you…
People (Mostly men) that say “Ya Dig” and “Brah” every 5 fukin words.
Shut the fuk up ya 3rd grade readin level havin, Rap star crack dealin idolizin, back pockets hangin down to ya knee pit wearin
…wait what?

The “Keep them happy” attempt of the blog…here…

…now hush.

“The lovers the dreamers and ‘e’ “

  • http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Mia

    🙂

    wait…I’m mad at you…

    LOL Corinne Bailey Rae did look a little tainy

    What’s annoying? I will tell you…
    People (Mostly men) that say “Ya Dig” and “Brah” every 5 fukin words. – OMG!!!! That annoys me sooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!

    Oooo lets play…CHAL-LENGE!!!!

    LOL@that girl lookin like Trapjaw…HILARIOUS

    You are sooo mean…she’s gonna bop you one day…lol

  • http://www.deliveringonthepromise.com/rcvmoore ~Ms. Moore~

    Hey I’m back again. I read the new and the old.
    Is watching TV part of your job or do you just have lots of free time on your hands. I have never watched (nor do I want to) Bridzilla but I love cartoons, animation and claymation (do they even do that anymore). I find your comparisons of people to animated characters…too funny! and thusfar right on point.

    Cool @ the word game. I enjoy word games. I will have to play that one at my next party or family dinner. Here is a word game that I play with the family. Take a sheet of paper with at least 26 lines. Down the edge of the paper write the alphabet. Get a sentence (or two) from a book, newspaper or any written material. Then down alongside the alphabet write the sentence. Each line will have 2 letters. The players have to come up with the names of famous people using the pair of letters on each line. The player with the most correct answers is the winner. The funny part is when people make up names to fit the letters.
    Thanks for the eye candy today (even if he is at the bottom of today’s blog) =)

  • lovnlife

    I’m on my way. 🙂

    Why are you watching FAUX news?!

    I think Jordin Sparks and her Promise Ring is cute. Leave her alone!

    Meatball? Silly.

    I didn’t know Tiger had a niece.
    I mean can you really ever measure up…I’d try another sport. LOL

    I dunno…I think I rather get carried by six.
    I need my freedom, man.

    Hey! I like this new segment!

    MoKenStef! I hate to love that song.

  • http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

    I don’t get twitter either…don’t think I want to get it.

    Do fries come with that meatball? You are one sick man.

    Oh…making over four figures mean you’re pizzaid? Then oh…I guess I’m ok.

    Lol @ Corrine Bailey Rae looking like she smells, lmao!

    You picked the right flavor…I will change my name to Keli Ealy for that man…

  • http://themasterworkoutplan.blogspot.com Mel

    I play the ‘clectik word game all the time with my best friend.

    And that Bridezilla chick was hi-larious. I watched that episode 2 or 3 times. I wanted to slap her though. Then again, she might have swung back.

  • http://www.thatgirlshell.blogspot.com Michelle

    I don’t know what Twitter is. Shyt I just got on Facebook.

    I read all the post I missed.

    I’m starving too I just got in from the gym!

    That episode of Bridezilla was HILARIOUS! I kept laughing at her jaw too! I thought it was funny when she got pissed at the seamstress!

    You feel the same way about flats as I do. I only some Air Max’s to work out in and 2 pair of flip flops..the rest are stilletos at least
    3.5in!

    I heard the new Ne-yo cd it’s not bad!

    I liked the Nas cd.

    Corrine looks mousy but I feel for her. Her husband just recently died of a drug overdose!

    Jada does have nice arms!

    I’ll give you some Hot Tamales!

    I got used to “Ya dig” and “Bruh” cause I lived in Houston and my ex was from New Orleans and it seemed like EVERYONE from NO and Baton Rouge said that! I didn’t run into it too often when I lived in DC and I hear more “sons” now!

    I would take Happily Married!

    Michael Ealy is swexy but he looks skinny!!

  • http://the12planet.blogspot.com/ 12kyle

    Twitter allows you to keep up with friends and weirdos via txt msgs and IM. It’s cool.

    Cosby was classic. CHaaaaaalllleeeenge!

    Remember when MTV actually showed VIDEOS???

    NaS cd is the best cd that I’ve heard in a LOOOONG time!!!

    Married making loot

    Sup wit Ocho Cinco and dem boyz! I got TJ on my fantasy team and he ain’t doing nuffin.

  • I

    “I need I want Harris Faulkner in my life”

    Over Tamron Hall or Richelle Carey??

    “Yeah I’m pizzaid…I make over 4 figures”

    Now stop braggin and share with me!

    “Ugh Jordin Sparks and Promise Rings..shut up”

    C’mon dude! She’s freakin 18!!

    “Only Flats women should wear are sneakers and Sandals…”

    Pssshh! I’ll wear UGGS and YOU WILL like it!

  • Selina Kyle-Rodriguez

    I am gonna fuk you up over the “trap jaw” comment.

    Godammit I am over here flatlining. Damn I miss the boards I been working like Kunta. No access.

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