I, know y’all niggaz ain’t fuckin wit me cuz I can’t fuck wit my damn self
HERE I GO!!!
I, know y’all niggaz ain’t fuckin wit me cuz I can’t fuck wit my damn self
HERE I GO!!!

The Blog’s Right Chea!

Wait what?

Been a minute

Where I’ve been? Playin with my ipad son! It’s the shizznittle bam snip snap snip!
Lookit

Rap sucks, and if you listen to today’s music and like you, you’re a lame stanky pants.

Mother’s day has passed…Father’s day is on its way…When is Sons day?

I want to have a card party…and game party…who comin? Spade and Bid Whist!

You know who went through the fire? Yvette Stevens.

V8 fusion son don!

I’ma start dating Vegans cuz they be off the meat rack

I need new Sneakers stat…k, don’t need; but ima get!

Usta get paid every week…those were the days

Call me crazy but I wanna see the Diddy movie…doesn’t look bad; And its rated R

Of COURSE I’ve seen Iron Man 2…c’mon son! AND I stayed past the credits

Did I mention that Ciara is my everything?
HER THIGHS

How come is it that no one has ever commented on the BLATANT child abuse at the end of La Di Da Di?
…Sally got her ass done in!

If you got a crew you better tell’em e kick rhymes from the cerebellum

Why do they call’em balls? They are more like…I dunno pistachios

Is it possible not to get hype to a Greg Nice verse?

Ladies…what’s with the false eye lashes? Who is THAT for? How is it helping your life in any fashion?

They got the Double Down in Grilled style too…but why?

Men need new magazines; all I got is GQ and complex…only young lames read the source and XXL

Horseradish….who the hell eats horseradish?
…some damn horseradish

…radish.

*fart*

You know even IF my ass was a buster I wish 2-1-3 would!

I saw a EXTRA SEXY woman but she had THE HARIYEST forearms, looked like she was rockin twin captain caveman’s from the elbows down

I stay gettin my spaced on the ipad on son-dun

Realized something the other week…emotionally I havent matured one bit in 10 years LOL
…same things I did then I’m doing now, same stupidness that made me crack up then still do…I still have some of the same T shirts lol

I made a steak yesterday that tasted like beefy sex!

Heard that I snore…so?

I’m charming.

Has Facebook turned into Myspace yet?
…Myspace turned into Black Planet right?

So what’s so “Chip” about Chocolate Chips?
Do they look like Potato Chips? NOPE
Do they look like Poker Chips? NOPE
Do they look like Microchips? NOPE
…f’n chips.

…and what kinda chips are there when the Chips are down?
…and down where?
…dont be sad, pick them up!

Like Dres did when the #9 Engine was comin
…only if it came off the track though

wait. what??

Do..Da Dippidy.

How come women arent attracted to men with big butts?

Captain Morgan has new rum…guess who gettin them sum!? ME That’s who!

I don’t get pets…why bother?
…ole none talkin ass gotta cleanup behind them ass…sheddin ass…break yo shit ass…

Will Football hurry it’s ass up?

Hey maybe I should do one of those blog posts where you ask me questions and I answer them in the next post; I did that before.

How do you people still watch Baskebtall? The NBA Blows armadillo scrotum

“I’m going to kill your little Mexican friend
I’m Cuban, B!
Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee!”