“Livin in a world that’s oh so fast
Gotta make your money last
Learn from the past, oh”

Happy Ignant Awards day!

Okay…I’ma try.
My.
T.I is horrible.

I will never like Ludacrisp. The jacking of Redman’s style is unacceptable.

My thoughts are coming clear already…BET Hip Hop Awards…No Hip Hop to be found
…rakim hit the stage and walked off.
indeed.

Hey there’s a guy rapping, the crowd is following along…hey I have NO idea who he is.

wait. Are they going to do the whole catalog? No…the music just cut off.

Ciara and Keri Hilson will be on…YES

Joy. T Pain…for the ENTIRE show

NOW READ THIS: I SO may not make it through this show…

T pain looks like The Predator and Mr. Hankey

Oh … he should be funny, wait. he’s not.

I dont like that 50 turned into ‘fiddy’

kerry Washington’s lips annoy me.
…the wig doesn’t help either.

Why do these darkies just assume we are voting for the ‘Bama?

Lovely…an entire category of songs I’ve NEVER heard…yes this wont last.

I’m callin it now.

Wayne will win everything he’s nominated in and it will be annoying
AND I’m prolly clockin out right after I see Ciara and Keri Hilson

Wait. Nas AND Wu Tang? Okay…I can stick for THAT…actual Hip hop? Wow wii.

Lil Wayne looks like a Ashy Fraggle

WHY show black people all the American gangster stuff? Is THAT educational OR Entertainment?

Who’s watching Pinky’s show with her wack ass family? THREE seasons?

BET gets props for letting Nas perform…dope song…crowd? DEAD…and THAT is the state of “hip Hop”

I take it back…Wu not performing…ugh…no Ghost and no Meth…This isnt Wu! ugh

What’s a bust it baby?

What is a DJ Kahled? He’s mighty annoying! He makes me want to harm myself.
…they are going wild for him. Nas performs and you can hear a Roach Shit on a cotton ball

Hurricane wha? Im glad they have the cipher back but…wha?
What’s the Throwback Venus Williams beads?
Bun B wasnt bad surprisingly….Q tip KILLED it! Where has THAT Tip been?

Why is every song a fuckin gaggle of muhfukas? It’s like 12 people per song and all they do is yell and repeat the same shit

Ne Yo is soft as Silky…velvety…cotton candy laced with angel wings and cloud dust.

No really, Ive NEVER heard this song before right now…what is a bussit?

I’d rather give a porcupine a flying headbutt that look or listen to Rick Ross

Are you REALLY gangsta with beautifully colored jewels..all vibrant..and rhyming songs with some 115 pund ass clown singin on the hook?
…is that thugged out? no? then stop fuckn frontin then.

Nelly is like a part time rapper…he makes a song 1nce every 5 years.

These women in the audience look like Real Housewives of ATL in the making…DeShawn starter kits and shit

Myspace Music rookie of the year award? Wha?

Yong Jeezey is still rapping? He still looks like Destro with Down Syndrome

And who was the chick with the FUCKED up hairline singing?

Keri Hilson’s skin is BANGIN! Lawd…that dress is Dee Worst.

So all I gotta do is spit hot fire on myspace and I will get a BET award?
…nah not worf it

Lil wayne looks like somebody should put some change in his cup

WHAT? Hip Hop Again!?
MC Lyte…when Yo Yo get sexy again?
…yet the crowd goes wild for Rage? Ok.
Salt and Pepa then performs their TWO worst songs.

Outside of MC Lyte…they coulda did like a million other femmecees

Corey Gunz…WOW Peter Gunz son…yall old

The T Pain/Voice box skit was kinda funny…he gets props for that

Okay…

I’ma say it.

COMMON IS WACK…or at the very least is corny
People wont say it…or believe it…he cant make a whole good CD…he do a few singles

Keyshia Cole looks pretty damn good…look at pinky.

Lyricist of the year: Nas, Jay-Z…Lil Wayne won…Im not saying he sucks BUT Nas makes his lyrics sound like a retarded speak and spell.

WHY is Lil Wayne rockin 1988 DMC sideburns?

He’re the lesson folks…the most popular rappers and most successful rappers….dont rap anymore…you gotta sang

Lil Wayne and T Pain on stage singing ballots to each other
… lookin like Be Bop and Rock Steady from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

HEY its that guy from Are we there yet…he raps? He’s gangsta?

Musiq looks like a gun nozzle

Can Ciara hurry up?

Mmmmm Goodies

ALL I needed to see…and now I’m gone

“Breathe baby
Come back to the world
Dig up all your pearls
Teach the boys and girls, hey”