BET on Ass

November 16, 2006

I tried…I really tried

I had EVERY intention on doing a blog about the BET hip Hop Awards…I gave it the old college try, but I couldn’t make it through the entire show…

I was going to do a live during the show blog…couldn’t do it captain (it’s still on Tivo…but nah)

BET is like the club…I dont go to the club but EVERY now and again the fellas be like; “come out, you never come out” and I say cool..okay and get out there and 5 mins in i think “THIS is why I dont club”…that’s what happened last night, I was like “THIS is why I dont watch *WACK STAR POWER*”

ANYhoo…this is the “Lost blog” everything I had up untill I quit..uneditited, unformated….figured I could at least share that:

I’ve never liked Luda, always thought he jacked Redman’s style

I like Jermaine Dupree (The Janet thing will always get my props) PLUS he was poppin in the Freaks come out at night Video

I’ll never understand the Jeezey thing

Why am I watching this? Oh yeah…so I can blog about it.
(Not good 3 mins in and Im wondering why Im watching)

…YaY Lil Jon; What’s the age limit on the “LIL” mniker?

Switched over to DayBreak…Taye stays away from Black women as much as possible no?

Katt Williams is the Host…he’s funny; let’s see.

GOOD LAWD those women!
…least he gave props to the Bronx and the old school peoples
(who would prolly be dissapointed if they ever watched this)

LOL@ the Short comment

Why Kelis and Nas gotta be The PRince?

Flav and Deelish….ummmm, k.

Why is Evander there?

Damn…Video of the year;
I liked the Touch it joint…close to hip hop…The Common video was wack; Kick push? it just came out! NOTHING about T.I. I like…Whats a Joc?
TI won…it’s going to be a long night….might not finish this one.

And LOOK! He has a Leather jacket with a hood!

The Cipher is hot…some real rap…nice STYLES P!!!!!!!!
THAT’S what I’m talkin about!

I PROMISE this is the first time I realized where “stuntin like my daddy’ came from
…hey and it’s wack! I mean if I had to listen to ANYONE from the South it WOULD be Wayne though…I just can do without the hook and the facination with a gorwn ass man named ‘Baby’

I find nothing attractive about Monica these days

Why Busta look 40? Oh cuz he’s prolly close to it

What’s a Rick Ross? looks like Captain Caveman…
These people dont even really rap…they yell and echo

Hip Hop Hustla award? This is pathetic….seriously? I’m done with this post.

Snoop. People still buy dude?

Commerical: Dreamgirls looks like a DVD movie, or a Oprah Special that comes on Sundays…

Uh oh…Stringer bell…how many women are Moist now?
,,,bet women didn’t know he had a accent

Rookie of the Year…Chamillionaire?
duke looks like Curious George…and over Lupe? allllright
What is this asshole talking about?..and why does his mouth go ear to ear?

Yay Luda again…yay Jeezey again….ummm arent there more people that could perform?
Like a Hip hop artist?

Another Cipher? The only thing hot on here…did Remy say no more TS she impeached the PResident? Hmmmm
Who is this loser?
I like the UK dude

Meylssa Ford? LAWD!!!! Say what you wanna say, but she looks like that

Flav and Lishus…THAT dress looks like it came RIGHT from the Dress Barn

Oh joy…TI again…
seriously are there FIVE rap artist these days?

THIS shit SUX ASS!

….See? I dunno at what point I turned it off, or how much more I had…but I cut it Sorry I couldn’t troop it out for yall LOL

WACK STAR POWER

Zemanta

http://thek-spot.blogspot.com/ Keli

I’ve never liked Luda, always thought he jacked Redman’s style
– I love Luda. Redman too! I don’t think Luda jacked Redman’s swagger, but then again…I’m not the expert.

I’ll never understand the Jeezey thing
-Yeeaaah. I don’t get this either.

Switched over to DayBreak…Taye stays away from Black women as much as possible no?
-Yeah, he ain’t bout it. I think he might be scared.

NOTHING about T.I. I like
-Yeah, you just one all kinds of points with me for this statement.

What’s a Rick Ross? looks like Captain Caveman…
-ROFLMAO!

Commerical: Dreamgirls looks like a DVD movie, or a Oprah Special that comes on Sundays…
-I need you to hush with this one. I’m going to watch it when in the theaters on Christmas Day. But Beyonce does make me think of Gem and the Holograms.

THIS shit SUX ASS!
-Agreed, and I only saw like 5 mins of it.
http://jerzeyjuryduty.blogspot.com/ jerzeygyrl

Luda DID steal Reds style, Wayne is the hotest rapper in the south, and Styles P is nice…. definately agree!

Rookie of the Year…Gremillionaire? He is SOOOO WACK!! That’s the verification that Rap is a bunch of B.S. now

I CANNOT stand Jermain Dupree! He looks like the Rat King and he’s just on every song… like a down south Puffy or something! All you hear is, “Ya’ll know what this is” and “SOOO SOOO DEF”
Put a fork in it already!

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*And LOOK! He has a Leather jacket with a hood!*
E!? You went to the awards show with the coat I bought you!? How you not gonna invite me… you know I’m right here in the A?!? BWAHAHA!
http://jerzeyjuryduty.blogspot.com/ jerzeygyrl

*In my Ms. Jay voice*
(talking to Deelish)

…and honey… WHERE do you think your going with that cheep lookin’ mess? Did you get that from RAVE or Rainbow? You need to get it together, chile’ cause your lookin a mess!
*rolls my eyes and starts to walk away*
…FISH!
http://the_invisible_writer.blogspot.com/ Aly Cat

oh dayum I did’t even know BET had an awards. Dayum seem like everybody got one. Yall look out for me next year cuz, ummmm, I’ma have an AWARD SHOW too. Yeah, Cali style! *lookin into camera* . . .See THAT’S why we don’t have no dayum cable.
http://www.MonicaMingo.com CreoleInDC

You lost me when you mentioned BET. You’re right…it’s like “the club.” I’m too old for all that.
tenacious

Sorry I was at work…missed it

you will NOT talk about TI like that! He is a cutie!!

Rap sux anyway I don’t listen to a lot of it but your half a show watching recap was hilarious!!!!
http://www.jusbutterfli.blogspot.com butterfli

AHAHAHAHA… i LOVED this post!

is it because i too HATE BET?
well… yeah… probably!

or maybe it’s because their award shows ARE TRULY wack!
in any event, i gotta thank you for the laughs this morning.
and YES, i am laughing. so loud in fact, one of my co-workers
asked what i was looking at! (mind yo own fuckin’ bit-ness!)

anyhoo… HAPPY FRIDAY, E!!

talk soon? 😉

Peace!
http://roycesdaughter.blogspot.com Roycee

I was watching Day Break and my brother texts me about the BET Awards…i didn’t even know the shyt was on…so I turns to it and Melyssa Ford is walking out on stage with a tank top tied up in the front (WTF??)…I’m no hater and I’m not saying she isn’t cute but just in an average kinda way to me (and that includes her body)…reminds me of just another chick from around my way *shrug* That was the first sign of disaster. Then she has some dude with her who i guess was an average joe that one the opportunity to present an award…so this clown gets up there and starts rapping about trying to get a record deal…HUNH? Then they announced the winner in some category I didn’t even understand…it’s the Camillionare cat. I’d never seen him before in my life and I never hope to again…CAN YOU SAY BUTT AZZ UGLY!!! And I don’t like to talk about other peoples kids, but that child is hideous…poor thing.

Needless to say that I couldn’t take it…I’m mad I missed Idris (GAWD I love that man and his real accent), but it was back to Day Break I went. BET got about 3 minutes from me and I hope to God that it didn’t count in the viewer ratings.

As for Day Break…I’m having a hard time seeing how this shyt is going to be a series. It was pretty good but I got a little tired of him revisiting the same day over and over again. Too much thinking had to take place and after about 3 more episodes I’ll be done!!!

Just my rambling for today!
http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

I don’t blame you for not watching. I’ve never been able to make it through the award shows. There’s hardly any good music out these days and the RAP scene is really WHACK! I do like T.I though and will ALAWYS LOVE BUSTA! That’s my man there, even though he cut the dreads and looks 40. LOL Katt Williams is funny as all get out so I may TRY to see if I can tolerate SOME of it just to see him. His voice ALONE cracks me up.
http://abitofeverythingbymizjj.blogspot.com/ MizJJ

I missed the BET awards, but apparently I did not miss much.
S.K.

I just found your site via JerzeyGyrl…I love your blog….the Gerald Levert got me feel all kinds of Grown and Sexy (haha)…I’m gonna read your this post while I watch the awards tonight just for the extra giggles.

Peace
http://sangindiva.blogspot.com Sangindiva

I find nothing attractive about Monica these days

Taye stays away from Black women as much as possible no?

SEE! These two comments RIGHT HERE… is what makes you my homie….
There were OH so many others that had me shaking my head in agreement-
both those two TOOK IT!

Hey you!
tenacious

@ E

I’m going to ban you from commenting on my page, calling me Reebie

A ball cozy?! LOLOLOL You are so crazy

Um yeah, I’m not in the business of robbing folks

Role Models. Yeah. For future gold digging chicks everywhere

I heard your crush went home to Top Model…ole whiny ass chick

And you probably already whack off to my pics so umm…NO
http://lavendersquirts.blogspot.com DivineLavender

Switched over to DayBreak…Taye stays away from Black women as much as possible no?

Hell yeah…..He did the two black women that were acceptable for white folks, Angela and Sanaa. Now he has reached his quota and he is done! I feel another Wesley coming on….dayum he can’t see that booshyt?!?

Oh well, I guesss that is the trend and hip thing to do, huh?

E, thanks for taking ONE for the team. You are a very very brave soul. Now you need to read a Dr. Dyson book to regenerate those brain cells you lost from watching that hot mess of lights, noise, and boofornery. Oh was Ms. Peachz on there….to “Fry That Chicken” or be “In The Tub”? Sounds like she would have boosted the ratings for at least one…I wouldve watched to see her/him/it perform live

LMFAO

Bwaaahhhaaaahhhhaaaa!