wackstarpower:Hip Pop Awardz

October 17, 2007

I started out offended.

I finally saw the Cupid Shuffle….and heard the song. WOW

I WILL say a couple of the girls from the College Hill Interns are LIKE THAT

Kanye got on some Sugary Kool-Aid Red Pants on for NO reason
..and why the dancers got the pastell scarves like the beginning of the thrird season of the Cosby Show
And always got that scarf around his neck lookin like Quick Draw McGraw

Who is this Assclown on the announcements?
…is that E 40?

Why so many “LiLs?”

Why Katt Williams come out lookin like Prince’s father in Purple Rain?

LOL@ Kanye.

INDEED on the Vick/Iraqi ish

LOL@ T.I. vs. Tip and police
T Pain Vs. the Machine

Damn…CD of the year; we dont even pretend and call it an album anymore…YALL old 🙂

I guess T.I and Common? I think Hip Hop is dead was better.

Not a fan of a taped show either…I like the ish live

Oh and dont THINK Im not also watching my girlfriend on Top Model either…

Saleisha…YUM

NICE they brought the cipher back…I remember when I Was growing up we did all freestyle though…written ass ish
Twista sounds better rhymin slow
Lil Mama KILLED IT though! Im a fan! WOW

Looks like they spent some money on the set

WTF is up with this notion that LIL <– LIL Fukn WAYNE is the best rapper alive?
He’s decent…better than T.I. and anyone else in the south but COME ON!
AND he looks like the Jazz player from the muppet band
Why he have on a Mary J Blige Be happy Silver coat on tho?

Now Keshia and JD comes on stage for an award for stange perofmance right after Wayne just stood in one place for a whole song

Keyshia got some pretty skin, and the girls are RIGHT!
…all good till she opens her trap.

I feel David Banner on what he’s saying, but the people he named (including him) are terrible on the mic.
And after all that…why the Vick Jersey?

Nelly is THE wackness…he was NOT missed.

WHY is this little fast ass girl out here shakin and poppin? Where’s her momma?

Apple bottoms on the drums? really?
…this is makin no damn sense.

AND Why is it to have a hot song these days all you have to do ir repeat a phrase 12 times?

Lauren London is THE prettiest woman in hollywood…maybe not the finest…or sexiest…but PRETTY WOW

And IF Lil Wanye is the Greatest …why didnt he win Lyricst of the year? Eggs ZACT Lee

McLyte gets sexier with age…the Hip Hop PSA was mad corny though

I thought Shreveport was Port City not Ratchet?

So THIS is the Aye Bay Bay song? (Never heard it before) What is this little kid doing on the stage…in a scarf?
Our future is in DEEP SHIT!

Why is this guy rappin wearin the 1990 Vintage Venus Williams throwback beads?

Who’s the guy in the Purple emperor’s new clothes jacket? Lookin like Keith Sweat mixed with a Pager?
…cuz I’m on?

Wait.

We’re an hour in and the only Katt Williamns we saw was the beginning…that’s not really hosting now is it?
BET musta ran out of money on that fancy set

Second Cipher? Phonte hooked it. Primo is good business…Kardinal was hot

I cannot…I have no comments on the “For T.I. performance” I’m Soooo good.

Why is it always Free “whomever is in Jail”? T.I is SUPPOSED to be there

Ciara….LAWD! her legs and waist I need me some something…NOW

MVP of the year? What’s the criteria?
…LOL BET dont like Jay Z

Is Wayne the new ODB? ho many kids he got?

Again. Melyssa Ford is AMAZING, find a flaw cept she aint lettin me have any

I dunno, I like common…his lyrics be on point for the most point; but the CDs and performances be MAD borning!

NICE! Red Alert! Good Business

Dr. Cornell West…okay he’s bringing out MY favorite Hip Hop Artist of all time and its about time someone gives props to my guy
Damn shame 88% of the audience and people watching have NO idea who he is or know ONE damn song lyric…shame.

This Christmas looks good

Wait ONE second, theres a rapper named TITTYBOY?

Oh no…duffle bags. 🙁

Why are grown men wearing Wonder woman bracelets?

Is go and get your money little Duffle bag boy like “go get your shine box”? Anyone that gets that reference you’re my friend.

Do you notice that these days that people dont do all the words to their own songs anymore?
…also someone needs to tell me what the tempature is…One guy has on a leather jacket, the other a T shirt and wool hat, Wayne no shirt and jeans…Luda a Sweater Jacket
SOMEBODY hot is alls i Know.

Notice there’s no Jay Z or Yonce or Rihnanna or nuffin here?

Rosci can get all of it all the time and immediately.

I want to drop kick Terrance in the neck and point and laugh at him gaspin for air….fukn poser.

What is a Lil Boosie? and whipe what down?

Wayne and Birdman won and theres 44 people on stage..and whats a chillren?

Wait. an award for hottest Ring tone?

DAMN Ya Ya look good on this shampoo commercial!

HOTTEST line of the night “right now Im on BET cuz the flow is out of this world like I wanna Be ET
oh damn I thought that was Eve…subtittles

Two of the Jena Six…okay
Why have your pants around yyour thighs though?

Dayton Ohio got a shout out!!!!! That’s what’s up!

LOL@ Kanye saying he’s been waiting to win an award for something he didnt desrve to win

I have NEVER seen so many grown ass people (And supposely hard people) act a damn fool

Superman that O? What’s robocop? Supersoak? Awwww Ewe?
I’m sooooo lost.

That’s the award eh?

I will NEVER get that 2 hours of my life back…and Im not happy about it.

This was NOT hip hop…excuse the typos

Now all I need yall to do is.

Crank dat eclectikblog and random thought that hoe.

Zemanta

Keli

Crank dat eclectikblog and random thought that hoe.
-LMAO! I’m done!

Yeah…I can’t believe you watched the entire show. This sounds like a bunch of D list folks with nothing better to do.

You’re lucky you are just know hearing/seeing The Cupid Shuffle.

What is a little duffle bag boy?

Dr. Cornell West was in the building? I think he’s suppose to be in Houston this weekend. Anyhoo…

I have to admit…I like a couple of Boosie song…but I don’t know what they’re wiping down either.

Is that a little boy with Hurricane Chris or a little person? And who would let their child do some ish like this? *smh*

We are most defintely in a state of emergency.
Mikie

Lil Mama is a nice rapper….never woulda thunk it…

You know that deep inside u have a soft spot for Weezy…admit it!

Cornell West? Doesn’t he have better things to do? I saw him a few weekends ago in Houston…

Keyshia Cole can sing, but dance….NOPE.

Wack Star Power…all I gotta say.

Thanx for giving me the opportunity to “random thought that hoe”. LOL
marinate

the entire time I read that I laughed!!!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I am still laughing!

I am glad I was not watching because apparently the debauchle that took place was too much.

Kanye in Red Kool-Aid pants ummmmmmmmmm, no, not a great idea

When I saw that pic of Ciara (someone sent it to me) I thought of you….I was like E is going LOVE this

Did you say they were wearing wonder woman bracelets? ok, I can’t take anymore….
http://thenewgee.blogspot.com geeunit

I’m so glad I didn’t watch..knew it would be WACKADOCIOUS!!!
.great review e!!! thanks so much!
you mean to tell me highlight was lil mama, L. London, KRS One and Ciara..that’s it??? wowwwwwwwwwwwww!
Arianna

“Kanye got on some Sugary Kool-Aid Red Pants on for NO reason”: Wakeup…colored jeans r back…scarves r the hotness too.

“WHY is this little fast ass girl out here shakin and poppin? Where’s her momma?”: I was wonderin the same thing…humpin the stage…y is this acceptable for a child?

“Lauren London is THE prettiest woman in hollywood”: So jealous of those dimples.

“Wait ONE second, theres a rapper named TITTYBOY?”: Lmao…Y is there one called “Haitian fresh” though?

“Two of the Jena Six…okay”: Tall one=yum!

“Second Cipher? Phonte hooked it. Primo is good business…Kardinal was hot”: Finally some shine 4 Phonte and Kardinal…the best part of the night imo…the rest zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bayoubeauti

Crank dat eclectikblog and random thought that hoe.

Bwhahahahah that was tooo funny.
t.r.b

oh my gosh your insane!! i don’t evah…evah,evah,evah….evah watch BET, but i can imagine the tomfoolery and you described it so vividly!..i must admit that i loved ay bay bay and wipe me down for about 6.5 seconds( i was in florida this past summer and idk, southern music is good around southern people)…i totally agree that lauren london is THE prettiest girl in hollywood..definitely one of the prettiest girls i’ve ever seen (and i’m a girl, yet one always give credit where credit is due)..as far as wayne being the “greatest” rapper alive to some people, i think they only view it as a popularity contest of sorts(i’ve always like his music though, that southern shit again)…they figure great= most played on your radio all damn day…in my opinion rakim, big daddy kane, and yes the jiggaman are the only rappers i can listen to on my hiphop days without switching the cd…at the end when you said you could never get your two hrs. back, you reminded of that scene in billy madison where sandler goes off on a tangent, and the judge at the competition says “we are now all dumber for listening to that” …hilarious!!
grownnsxc

And you watched BET because…

“Again. Melyssa Ford is AMAZING, find a flaw cept she aint lettin me have any”
She’s a hoe.
http://sheexhaledtoo.blogspot.com The Night Blogger

Guess I’m deleting it from my DVR as soon as I get home…Zzzzzzz…

I’d much rather watch The Salt N Pepa show or more of my Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane episodes than this lame mess!
http://srjparks.blogspot.com Sdot

So…your Top Model boo…does she not irk you??? b/c she def irks me! Menolikey!
I know right…about Lil Mama…I’m like a fan now! What’s THAT about! I was like “Hey get it then Lil Mama, wit ya flow & shit!”
I swear I wanna be KeyKey Cole’s stylist SO bad! Woo Lawdy! She needs HELP!!!
Everything else is not even worth commenting on…the whole show was straight Tom Foolery!!! Holla!
Last line-SUPER funny!
I made reference to him one day in my comment but I guess that kinda went over your head.
(see…I’m back to commenting…so you can stop ignoring me AGAIN, NOW! 🙂 )
http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

Good ish.

The duffle bag reference has to be to it looking like a shoeshine bag. You know.

Good point about Lil Wayne not winning Best Lyricist but I think BET felt like thewy had to give that particular award to Common.

Kanye West just looked bad. Like a fish out of water. It was good to see him perform. Always good to hear good production at hip hop awards shows.

E! I was wondering if you were going to make a refernce to Rocsi(!) Did you see when she walked out on stage?! Did you see her asz?! I didn’t know babygirl was toting like that. She aint fine like Free, but she aint nothing to play with either. Seems like her and co-star getting down.

I don’t think anyone was feeling KRS-ONE ether. Would have been nice to ehar him perform My Philosophy. Or South Bronx.

ROFL @ Venus Williams throwback beads.

Oh yeah, Dyson is trying to hard. At least Cornel West came off with his.

Dawg, I am in LOVE with Keyshia Cole. I don’t let anyone borrow her CD. I have been dating Keyshia for almost a year now. LOL.
http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

Oh, my comments didn’t post the first time.

@Kanye: I felt bad for Kanye. Love the performance. But he looked like a fool there. Like a fish out of water.

@Common: I think BET had to give this award to Common. About the only true rapper who showed it. Good point about Lil Wayne not being crowned Best Lyricist.

@Lil Wayne: I can’t lie – I LOVE that song Little Duffle Bag Boy. I think the reference you make is to a duffle bag being similar to a shoe shine bag. Right?

@ Keyshia Cole: I am in LOVE with this woman. From her walk. To her cleavage. To her albums. She is sexy in a nasty way. And she is real. Maybe too real. You know me and her have bee dating for almosr a year now. LOL.

@Rocsi: Man, I was wondering if it was just me. When she walked out on stage … did you see her asz?! I didn’t know she was packing like that! She aint Free, but she got it going on to be so petite. I think she hitting her co-host.

@Throwback Venus Williams braids. LMAO!

@Katt Williams: Nuff Said!

@Soulja Boy hugged Debra Lee. BET aint thinking about that ish everyone is talking. They are actually going to go ahead with this “movement.”

@Nelly: It’s almost over for him. Good thing he invested.

@TI: That’s sad dawg. Dude threw it all away.
http://lovesjanuari.blogspot.com januari

you’re a fool and I love the whole commentary….did you say venus williams throwback beads…I’m soooo using that one…consider that pharse stolen…

did you call lil boosie the love child of keith sweat and a pager…lmao…..and
yeah I didn’t miss nelly…the only part I enjoy was the chiper on the roof with LB and etc….like I said Common was looking yummy…missed watching T.I. since I watch antm….I wasted 20 mins of my life on the hip hop awards between turning back and forth and I’m pretty happy that was all I wasted… lol
akilah

Thanks for the commentary. I’m sure we’ll get about 500 chances to see the awards since that’s how many times it will be repeated.

Venus Williams throwback beads….stoopid……
http://www.renaissanceblackwoman.blogspot.com Eb

All I can say is hawt review of the awards…

dont agree with everything you said , but can definitely feel ya!