College Hill: South Beach

March 27, 2009

The intro is cornballish

Tiffany seems a little wack but she has one hell of a shape…hate the hair

Chris’ bottom lip looks like a Krispy Kreme
…and what’s with all the extra slang?

Brandon looks like he wears a toe-ring

This Allison chick…the unattractive Rachel True…she didnt even get comments when they introduced her

Paul looks like Riff Raff from G’s to Gents…extra wack on first impression…PLUS the Omarion throwback babyhair

Terri’s mowf is weird…looks like it hurts, seems cool…sexy arms…sexy back
…again with the horrible hair

KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Puahahahahah THAT is a winner! He is sooo syrupy

Milan! now SHE can have some e…that is a MEAN walk!

Oh no…Gay guys are the ones that know shoes? DAMN!

LOL@ He’s super Gay….no…really? I had NO clue!

Does BET have a makeup contract? cuz it STAYS slathered on these peoples

LOL! Kyle puttin Milan on blast
WOW going hard for NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Reason, wha? why?
…he does wonders for the Stereotype

Way to endure yourself

Puahahahahahahahahahhahaa at the neck movement…HI-LARRY-US

“Wussuuuuhhhp eyem gahy , I wuz mayd at duh fact she put me out der”

So Milan was wrong? Ooooooo k.

The house is bangin…cue the black people that act like they’ve never been anywhere or seen anything before.

I still forget the purpose or point of this show

Damn if that living room and the bedroom aint slammin

“ooooo dey goht bunkbayeds”

YO!!! Why ole girl put Brandon DIRECTLY in the Friends zone off top???

BET PLEASE let Kyle read every note during this season!

YEP! On the shapes? it goes: Milan, Terri, Tiffany, then Milan again then Tiffany, then Allison

Why doesnt Terri have lips? Looks like 2 pieces of bologna

“Im a girl so I like being pursued” that is SO fuckin annoying…then go ahead and like it then, women kill me with that mess…
Play hard to get will then you wont get got.

Tiffany has the second best face and the third best shape….Milan is clearly the winner though

Brandon is talking in 3rd person

Word? They already with the going hard and the comptition?
Are they drunk in the confessional? She’s laying claim already??? WOW

Why does Bi-Sexual make Allison more attractive to me? LOL Im such a guy

Milan can have it though….YES

Terri is THIRSTY!!!!!

On the second day she’s allup in him?
…she’s going Thin line between love and hate in 48 hours???

Overall attractiveness: Milan Tiffany then Terri…Allison still last…cuz she looks motherly

Brandon is beyond cocky right?…Lips are dangerous?

I would LOVE if a woman caught feelings for me though….sigh

Women kill me, so now that he’s not into her…he’s no “Kobe Bryant” and he’s nothing…and now she has a problem with one of the girls who are “haters”
what? Milan has WHAT to do with it?
All of a sudden?

And WHY is her mother cursing like that?

And call the cousin? What?

The other guys might as well not be on the show, no one talks to them at all esp riff Raff

Show is mad short…again I dont understand why it exists or the point….its entertaining because of the thirst of the one chick and the shape of all three and that I know some more dumbness is going to happen

Am I going to do recaps for this show like Harlem Heights? Dunno

  • Buckhead

    Oh my goodness! I can’t believe I was wrong on who you’d like! I soooooo thought you’d choose Tiffany *shrug*

    Okay, I’m guessing Terri gets sent home in the upcoming episodes since she isn’t in that header picture, huh?

    I don’t get their hype over Brandon.

    Terri needs to get the number to whoever does Milan’s weave.

    “I would LOVE if a woman caught feelings for me though….sigh”

    Do you mean to which whom you could reciprocate those same feelings back to??

    “And WHY is her mother cursing like that?”

    That’s why Terri was so thirsty!

    “Am I going to do recaps for this show like Harlem Heights? Dunno”

    Well, if you decide not to… at least try and fit in a small recap into another post when you can. It’s always hilarious seeing what you have to say about these shows.
    Ppl at the Athletic Club probably think I’m crazy when I catch the reruns of Harlem Heights as I workout and bust out laughing at the things I remember you saying. 😉

  • msdailey

    Dude killed her in the 1st 10 mins, I was like hey what happened??? It was funny tho…then they made up? lol

    Terri needs to get her teeth fix…..tiffany is cute, milan is cute, but extra!

    This is actually my first time watching, if nothing else comes on during this time period, I will watch!

  • L.S.M

    Terri is a mess she really needs to grow up and learn to respect herself first because as you can tell her mother didn’t show her how to. Instead of her mother telling her to snap she should have been questioning her daughter on why is she sleeping with someone she just met. Looks like she under estimated Milan because from the looks Terri is about to get hurt when she was only trying to help and school the little girl. She slept with Brandon one night and in the shower with his friend the next. WOW!

  • Queen

    HA! Brandon is so not attractive. He looks like an old man that asked to be young again, and the wizard/genie/witch messed up his face! Just a day in the life of brandon? I can tell he tryina stunt cuz he TV! I would love to see what his friends from high school are writing on their own blogs about him! HA HA HA!

  • http://www.5thtimesthecharm.blogspot.com jackie

    I watched most of it and couldn’t believe how much Kyle went OFF!!! I was like, whoa, that was a little unnecessary.

    And yes, that girl Terri’s hair is AWFUL!!! She needs to do something with that asap, lol.

    Brandon is a little too cocky for me and way too self-hyped. Somebody must have given him some false information cause he definitely is suffering from delusions of grandeur!!

  • ja divinity

    this show=hilarity
    i went to school with kyle…dont know why he was making an issue over being gay on the show b’cus everybody already knew
    but lol@ him going off on ol’ girl…i need to see that again!

  • rana

    love it all..terry was over the top ghetto..could be cute in her own right but her actions and lack of respect for herself killed it.
    tiffany by far the prettiest on the show, and poor allison well~ thats all i have to say…i love kyle….

  • 876Diva

    I’m happy Terri’s ass went home she is too much of a hyper. Brandon, Brandon… he thinks he’s the shit when he’s really not. Kyle is a drama queen that’s all I can say. Everyone was off the very first day… how imature is that???

  • xavier

    Brandon is a gay ass bitch ass bitch who likes to pick with women and that is not cool dude. and i am not saying i hate gay people because i don’t the only reason why i called him gay is because some needs to make him feel bad about his self just like he make other people feel.

    Here are some words for u come fuck with me u gay bitch come fuck with a real man and i am only 15 teen o i am ur most hate fan

  • Nettie

    i think that kyle is the worst fuckin gay person i have ever seen and chris looks like he can be just the man for him with his gay looking ass they r the ones with the most drama like lil girls they act more like girls than the rest of the girl in the house

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