Life's a Bitch

January 6, 2009

 

“My mentality is, money orientated
I’m destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it “

Well I’ll be…
I totally thought that I would be the only one to enjoy AZ week…I under-estimate my readers (The ffew I have left)
I fuxwitchall

Seriously when he and Nas get on a track together its magic…That song Serious is HIP HOP in its truest form
Listen to the lyrics and the back and forth

“Flow tight as a midgets closet” puahahahahaha OH and the story tellin on Mo Money Mo Murder!!

You stank

Ewwww booger flicked on yo lip lol Rather get smacked eh?

I read somewhere on the internet about sex with a big stomach and bending the bullet…just crass and nasty
…we dont play that stuff over here on the e-r.

You know there are people that read the remix and dont even know about this site? Werid.

Darius! School me on the perfect way to make a Well done steak in the house.
And everybody else….watch him do his thing http://www.youtube.com/everydaycookin
If I werent so damn picky with my eating I’d own he and Garvin…cuz Im gangsta

What’s worse getting beat up or beat down? Dont be beatin me in no directions…lets stay parallel to the horizon

Mommas in the kitchen burnin rice
Daddy’s outside just shootin dice
Brothers in jail, raising hell
Sisters on the corner sellin

 

So…they say a guy is not “big” when the woman cannot do the hand and mowf combo without stickin a pinky out
…when I get treats it look like she’s havin high tea lol
…what does it means when a woman is down there givin me the “OK” Sign? 🙁 🙁

Updated my myspace page…why? I have NO clue…but it’s kinda dope LOOKIT

You know how women masturbate in the shower? What if men did it? It would be all like …ewwwww it’s on my feet! LMAO

I gotta clip my nails again…damnit

Ewwwww on ugly vagina…stuff be hangin and all puffed out…fix yo lips!

So it IS okay for guys to carry chapstick? Maybe I will then…instead of this vaseline…but not the Chapstick with Shimmer eh?

D WOODS!
Body is so damn RIGHT

Showbiz pizza where a kid can be a kid!

Maybe I will start wearing hats…I dont really look good in them though, my head is all round and pointy lol

Will someone buy me some stuff?
I need…
some bedsheets
some Burberry PJ Pants
some Polo Colonge (doesnt matter which)
I like the slide in shoes more gooder than the lace ups now…cept sneakers of course

Guess I really dont want a girlfriend…but sometimes I do…like 2-3 hours out of the week
..or when I look at various videos … SPEAKING of which…if you know me then you know that
THIS is my new favorite site LOOKIE WHAT I FOUNT!!!!!!

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—–> MY BABY!!!!!!!!!   <——

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Sigh………..

By the way…I dont care…NEW #1
The shoes on The City are YEP!

I am ALREADY tired of the Aussie style Justin Bobby

No one LOL’d at the jumprope line from 2 posts ago

What’s better? Hi Lighters or Sharpies??

I thought last night…mann F it I could stop at any time…but I kinda want a big deal about it…nah…just blackout

Somebody find Lastarya and get her back on youtube I need more!

LAWD I mean LOOK!

 

Guess what?
chicken butt.

“I’m tryin to wife a chick, light a spliff
This might be like another part to “Life’s a Bitch”
Bite ya lips, who’s nice as this? We righteousness
No mic assists, it’s murderous – granted the right to flip”

 

  • http://www.idontknowitsjustmia.com Miss B

    You are a fool…

    YAY Darius!!! Just found his site like a few weeks ago and his food looks deeeelish!!!

    The shoes on “The City” are CRAZY!!!! Like seriously!!! Jay is super annoying…

    HA!!! You found Tiffany from the Crest commercial!!! LMAO!!! Look at you…

    A new #1…ALREADY?? dang what happened??

    Sharpies definitely…I LOVE the smell!!!

    LOL@fix yo lips…you nasty!!

  • http://amiladay.blogspot.com Shi

    Hey U,

    Love G. Garvin’s show!

    Ewwwww on ugly vagina…stuff be hangin and all puffed out…fix yo lips!- You are Crazy!

    You know how women masturbate in the shower? What if men did it? It would be all like …ewwwww it’s on my feet! LMAO- Mad Nasty for Men

    Tiffany Hilarious… How long did it take you?

    Hi-Lighters!

  • Nat Turner II

    Yeah Nas and AZ collab better than any two MC’s with established careers. Nas and Jay just don’t mesh like the idea of the two doin a track together would seem. Everytime Nas and AZ collab=classic!!!

  • http://coopdujour.wordpress.com Coop

    AZ and Nas is magic!
    D.Woods is suuuuuuuper cool people. Super.
    Sharpies > Highlighters. But not Highlights Magazine. lol
    OK sign ’cause it’s copacetic?

  • http://illuminatedarkness.blogspot.com Charles

    Damn I miss coming by here….I’ve been slacking on my blog game lately, my bad E.

    But you’re absolutely right about Nas and AZ…too damn magical together. I loved the Flyest too…
    Save Our Streets Sosa!!

    I’m not a fan of myspace, but your page is dope…especially that sick Badu song on it…

  • http://the12planet.blogspot.com/ 12kyle

    you’d be hard pressed to find a better 16 bars than the ones AZ spit on Life’s A Bitch

    you betta not quit bruh. i’ll come up to the dmv and arm wrestle you! lol

    gimme a sharpie any day.

    the star chick needs braces…but who gives a damn, right?

  • RunGirl.

    I too love AZ week. Doe or Die was my joint and The Firm. I thought I was the only one who bought that album.

    The Monifah joint featuring AZ is one of my all time favs…

  • http://quisqueyasworld.blogspot.com/ QQ

    Dude… I’m STILL so mad at you for making me watch The City…. more now that you caught the same shit that I wee!’d about yesterday… goddamned them clothes!

    I am calling him Justin Bo-bbay but i try to do an Australian accent when I say that

    LOL at this: You know there are people that read the remix and dont even know about this site? Werid.

    Shaddup!, I too am guilty of wanting a boyfriend but only when I’m horny and it’s like 12am/or 6:45am or late Saturday morning… My motives are exclusively lusty

  • msdailey

    You know how women masturbate in the shower? What if men did it? It would be all like …ewwwww it’s on my feet! LMAO Haaaaaaaaaaa but really why not on the wall or on the ceiling lol, means you have to wipe up after, but not on the feets lol

    Sharpies way better, highlighters dont always go smoove across the page

  • http://quisqueyasworld.blogspot.com/ QQ

    Also, against my better judgment I intend to watch The Real World… ugh!

  • http://www.everydaycookin.blogspot.com Darius T. Williams

    OMG – I totally thought I commented on this. Please don’t kill me – okay.

    Thanks for the shout out. Remember – I loves you!!!

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