Nice pic at the top! Good pic.

Way gooder!? lmbo!! That is FUNNY!!

‘Man if you guys knew how much my rent was you wouldn’t be my friend anymore.’ DAnggggggggggggg, that is sad. Sounds like you should have a house then…I think.

Anyway! Stay blessed!!

…I’ve seen a few women that I’d love to shampoo their hair.
-Do you pick lint out of fro’s too? I’m just asking.

White schools it’s the Game…Black Schools it’s Halftime
-Yep, ask me how many UT halftimes I’ve actually witnessed…probably none, lol.

In about 10 years there’s going to be some grown ass people with some fucked up names.
-It’s already starting…

I know eye contact is important and all, but extended eye contact is CRAZY!
-Somebody been giving you the crazy eyes? Lol

Bacardi 151 and A&W Cream Soda…Whoooooooooooooo!
-Where you at home experimenting over the weekend? And there is that whoooo! Again…I thought only Texans whooo’d, lol.

Hey flat chesteds how do you get the Mammogram? You can squish down nuffin on those plates….like trying to pinch drywall puahahahaha
-this above statement is wrong on SO many levels…

…comin out lookin like Stir fry fajita tits
-I’m done. smh

Guess who’s sexy? ….ME!
But I’m sexier!

I hate when I don’t have my hair shaved.
-How is the head looking now?

u R hysterically crazy… and if u gotta be crazy… that’s the way to be!

thats cold about the flatchested E, real cold. SMH (even though it doesnt apply to me im riding 4 u girls!) lol

If ur rent is that damn high u mind as well make it a mortgage.

i love it when someone plays in my hair (despite me havn a short cut)

Try Peach Bacardi and a Peach passion (i think thats the name) Welchs! a good n sweet way to get nice!

Your site provides some of the realist shit I’ve ever read. I’m crackin up over the flat chested comment but you know you aint right, right!? I can wear an over the shoulder boulder holder (bra) so I aint got nan’ problem.

I’m really not a drinker (hate the taste of drank… yeah, drank) but I’ll try the bacardi drinks you and a poster mentioned.

As for the rest of your site, I heart everything about it. It keeps me laughin. Oh and I love sour patch kids too. I also LOVE strawberry and green apple sour powers. DANG those are my shit!

Please excuse my naivete… but are those pictures/art work you use for your entry openings your own work? You know I’m new so I may have missed you writing about them in the past. I’m honest… I haven’t read everything YET (but a Sistah is tryin to catch up).

Ive read your blog a few times but I normally comment and giggle to myself TODAY IS THE DAY i will comment aloud..(well not really aloud, typing but you know what I mean) Call me a virgin if you please, u get to pop my comment cherry (sorry thats kinda vulgar)
“In about 10 years there’s going to be some grown ass people with some fucked up names.” – I think its always gonna be like that i still have a hard time imagining a 2yr. old named Brenda or Deborah they sound like old names to me (BTW my moms name is Brenda maybe thats why)
“I know eye contact is important and all, but extended eye contact is CRAZY!”- I think somebodys tryna give you the biznesssss.
“Ewww say you’re chillin and then the woman goes to the restroom…I dont wanna go down then”- does it matter that she went to the restroom before yall hooked up? Is there a time frame? What if shes going to freshen up? How would you know till you tried it?
“Earrings can be real sexy; I think women forget that sometime.”- I agree I feel naked if I dont have on earrings I even keep spares in my car and in my purse they are essential all the way up to until I turn out the lights for bed.

I get bored at work so now that Ive found something to entertain me maybe it wont be so bad.

…I’ve seen a few women that I’d love to shampoo their hair.
-This made me think about the dude in the toe up thread lol. Not sure why, but it did lol.

Ewww say you’re chillin and then the woman goes to the restroom…I dont wanna go down then
-You never know, she may have some baby wipes in her purse lol!

OH let me tell you! The NEW jumpoff?
Bacardi 151 and A&W Cream Soda…Whoooooooooooooo!
-How the hell you be comin up with all these concoctions?

Man if you guys knew how much my rent was you wouldn’t be my friend anymore.
-Really? It’s like that? Three words…BUY A HOUSE. Then you could Crate and Barrel your heart out.

If/when I get gray pubes…Ima quit.
-Whatchu quitin? You better tweezem, just for men um, shave em or whatevevr and keep it movin 🙂 Or you could just leave them. The Christmas tinsel look may be hott on you 😀

You guys are silly!

I cant believe not ONE comment on the 69 Boyz song reference, I thought it was HILARIOUS!

Ima get a house…well Condo rather soon enough; but yeah out here the Rent is LIKE that!

Least Mia peeped the Hammer Reference

See? Im typin back to yall and watch aint Nunya gon read or comment back (Thats why I do all my typing on the messageboard)

I do love the earrings only cept when you’re tryin to get down the long ones got to be taken out…pausin the groove

Hey Yanique! Nice cherry 🙂 Glad you’re commenting …dont stop now either!

I do adore small breasts anyone that knows me knows that I lust for the areola and nipple…the size of the breast is third…just no snoopy ears

Pictures arent mine…wish they were.

The Cream Soda and Bacardi is the whoooooooooooo!
It WILL be in effect this weekend (Football son dun)!

If/when I get gray pubes…Ima quit.
– damn that, if it responds to the jerk, it still gets to work!

How about Ki Toy Johnson and Brandy to Star in the Williams Story Movie
Ki Toy
– I guess there was another reason why I pulled out Stankonia. That’s interesting that she should come up again. And I find this paring to be quite amusing somehow.

My NEW Girlfriend Track and Field’s Allyson Felix
– One reason why I love Track and Field

yount!