You know what I did over the weekend?
Had me some toe curlin sex
The Head was fantastic
Did a ton of shopping
Ate like a King
Got treated on a Date
…oh it was the move!
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Randomness!!!!
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My biggest problem is finding time to watch TV and catch up on relaxation…too many women…not enough time.
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Who invented Pizza? I mean it’s all round and nasty
…I know this much, I like my pepperonis burnt hard.
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Sitting around playing board games and shooting pool is entirely too boring…I want to go out and drop it like it’s luke warm
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What I like about love handles is that you wont lose your grip when you’re gettin your hug on
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I gotta Shampoo my hair tonight
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You know who could so get it?
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If only I could lose a few inches off the penis
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Witchta is prolly that shit in the Summer time…Hmmm Vacation!
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See THIS? …THIS! is disgusting…
…all toned and stuff….
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The best thing about the Spring? NO FOOTBALL!
I mean damn…be at work…people talking about it…all over TV…How abot go out and DO something on Sunday
…and What is Fantasy Football? Grown ass men…shame
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Someone make me a grilled cheese
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You know what show they need to bring back? Homeboys in outter space
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Grape nuts are unbelievable
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Anal sex…WAY better than Vaginal…I do it all the time
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For whatever reason, I’ve NEVER had a crush on a celebrity or athelete
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Why did God give women areolas? That’s some ugly stuff right there.
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People tell me I smile too much
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Does Proactiv come in 40oz?
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They dont understand the 00’s music is KILLIN the 80’s and 90’s
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Does ESPN have to have so many damn channels? And Can Sportscenter NOT come on every hour?
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You know what I noticed? I have NO clear pictures of me on this site…I’ma take some and put them up as soon as I post this.
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PLEASE can She get a spread in KING magazine!!?!?
…because Mmmmmmmm
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Now that Beyonce…see? I love her…the thing is, we dont see enough of her…is she still dating that rapper Jazzy?
I NEED more coverage
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Give me summa that Queen Latifah…Mmmmm
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I think they should make Apple Bottoms for toddlers…Crab Apples.
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There is NO way I’d enter a Long distance relationship with someone in … Arizona.
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Coconut candy and cookies? NOW you’re talkin
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My thing was Barbies…I was all about Barbie when I was little…that Dream house was LAID out!
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Havent had any good smoke in a while…
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I’m good with ONE pair of shoes for the year
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Can women wear another hairstyle than a ponytail? I mean DANG
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Do we really need more Superhero movies? What’s a Iron Man?
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Gooooooooooooooo McCain!
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Porn is disgusting…who watches that mess…let along get turned on from it? Not e!
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Grown ass men playing video games…Who gives a damn about a Madden?
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Need more pork in my diet
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T Pain is the new Marvin Gaye
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You do realize each and every Dime lines is from a personal experience
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Coldstone has TOO many options…what’s wrong with JUST Strawberry, Chocolate and Vanilla?
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Hip Hop Schmip Pop
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Damnit Toccara NO!…That is WAY too much top not enough Middle
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Now Wal Mart is where I like to get my clothes
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Being this handsome is a burden
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Why isnt the work week 6 days? We only really need one day off
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What I’m trying to do is get my stomach as round as possbile…you know basketballish.
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This is easy lol
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I cannot think of anything I rather do than to curl up with a good book and listen to some John Legend
…and Play Video Games. 🙂
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