Hey Yall you wanna Blog with e?
Because I need someone to blog for, someone to write to
You cold wanna read some e
Because I need someone to blog for, someone to write to

Cuz the way I blog nowadays
My thoughts are different, some are real funny, it’s e
They say I think I’m nice
Why? Because I got readers? Aint my fault my blog comes out right

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Refrigerate after opening? But I wanna drink it

When Moody people get upset with you for being moody? Annoying.

Notice that Animals don’t date or court…they just meet up and start smashin!
…I mean maybe a sniff or two lol

I love my Apartment…it’s pretty damn cool, come see.

Smurf-relaxation
…relax your smurf, let your smurf be smurf.

I need to go Jeans shoppin…now take me.

Dishy Dishy ice cream…Dishy Dishy Out
…what was Dishy out though?

Even though I think Dawn looks like a dust mop with Down syndrome
Her Waist and stomach is Outstanding right here

…her grill is damaged…so damaged…what? What I say?

…aint my fault her eyes are spread so far apart they right above her ears.

I haven’t put anything new on My ipod in a while.

I use to LOVE the iced Honeybuns by hostess…with the white icing…warm them up…get a Yoo Hoo!?

Need a new belt too.
See? I want a super sweet belt…but so? It’s only to hold up yo pantz.
I REFUSE to look like some lame that tucks in the front of their shirt to show off the belt/buckle
…cuz it’s not accepteable to tuck ANYTHING in these days with jeans

How tall are you?
Five feet, five inches
…You are a five foot, five inch piece of shit.

Paradise hotel…THE show; Rahiem? Worst guy ever.

Why aint it ever “Yo Daddy”? Damn….least give me a chance to see if ima be offended.

I havent touched my xbox360 in a minute…hmmmm….

I’m such a something…I think if I met a woman that had the sense of humor…the laidbackedness…the stomach, the legs, the skin…the face
The WHOLE package but she smoked cigs…I’d prolly give it a go; not sure I could throw it all away … I dunno

You know who I want summa?

Candace Parker…mmmmmm BOY!

AND @ 6′-4″… She’ll dunk on you (and me)

Jay Z and Mary J Blige are on tour together…who is this tour for?
The young people aren’t interested and people their age need to be doing something other than being at some damn concert.
Plus it’s not like the music will be any good; lest they got an all 1990’s playlist.

How did they get “Dick” from Penis?

Guess who look good on paper? ME!

What if someone bitch smacked you with a wet gummi worm?

I don’t take much personal…but then I’m called too nonchalant…feh

You know who’s funky?

they are also Hip Hop Junkies.

I’m boring….but it doesn’t bother me…it bothers others lol

Macy’s is letting me down…I gotta hit NY…need a tour guide

Gettin me some Tacos this week I think….

Tertiary…what’s the fancy four?

Watch UCLA lose…I like Stanford.

Do women get the brown stripe in the back of their panties?
….ewww what about a thong!? Witcho itchy asses.

DORA Panties!

I wouldn’t mind $200 either…but some oral….

ANYWAY

Okay…Grab your Jump Ropes…let’s get it!

Down, down baby, down by the rollercoaster,
Sweet, sweet baby, I’ll never let you go,

Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy rock,
I met a girlfriend, a triscuit, she said a triscuit, a biscuit,

Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top,
Ooh Chelley, walking down the street, ten times a week,

I said it, I meant it, I stole my mamma’s credit,
I’m cool, I’m hot, sock me in the stomach until I forget it.