“Something that you told ‘e’ stayed in his head”
This weekend? FEH I say!
Those damn games
AND I was hungry for BBQ and aint get none
AND I’m runnin low on spirits lol
Does anyone REALLY believe the Noah’s Ark story?
…like word.?
Women are independent till the check comes
Have you ever heard someone who spoke another language stutter? I haven’t it would prove to be funny
Are there any forks and spoons in China
Wine is not tasty…it’s yicky
…Champagne is good though…or is it I like Mimosas?
So why are they called Yams?
What is it about carbonation that’s so tasty
SO damn disappointed in the Playoffs…there’s what? 32 teams right?
There’s ONLY THREE teams that I hate
There’s four teams left in the playoffs….yep! ALL THREE of the teams that I hate are still alive.
ugh.
White Grapes aren’t white
I want to marry Jill Jones…she is outstanding
The Skin…the eyes…the lips…well, and yes those
Yeah…I still watch wrestling…so?!
Damnit Buckhead…come here…ima hug you
There’s no movies coming out I want to see…I don’t think
Lemme check
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Nah, it’s not…but that: “He’s just not that into you” looks funny; I’ll catch it on HBO next year lol
Maybe I should write a movie: “She’s just not into ‘e'”
Seriously, my place being some comfy doesn’t help my homebody plight
How did they get ‘dick’ from Richard?
I couldn’t imagine being skinny…I’d feel funny…I’d have slamming abs though
Perm in your hair or even a curly weave with your
Button on your sleeve
I’m not stupid…wait…am I?
I look okay in blue
I have a question…why is it taboo to show bra straps or panty lines?
…I kinda like to see those things 🙂
Are these things that women don’t want to show because they don’t other women to see or because they were taught not to?
…is it really THAT bad?
…..well it is when you’re unattractive and got the Capital “Q” shape body…so never mind
NEW Claudia Jordan Show…Topic: Long Distance Love/Relationships
Up with hope, down with dope…louder
Taraji HAS to quietly be PAID…she’s been in a buncha top grossin movies…and lately she’s been lookin like love
Someone PLEASE bring me some BBQ wings and fries?
…pref with some sweet BBQ sauce…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
YES! 24 is back!
Okay…they got rid of CTU…Tony is alive
There’s a device that controls stuff…there’s a female President that’s going to war
The people they are going to war against are in on the device…Tony had something to do with the device
The Presidents step son might have killed himself
YAY! Beep…beep…beep…beep
WORD? The DIVA Cup???
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Homemade Tacos are 10,000X better than restaurant’s but it’s too much to prepare, gotta buy and chop and dice and put together…ugh
I’m just sayin if you use Monistat any number its ewwwww
Charge me BABY eclectik Boogaloo!
Hey…Lil Wayne is making a Rock Album…what do you think of that Joan Orlando Sideshow Beeker?
Then let my record show
I gave you all the blog I know, I know, whooooooaaa
Feeeeeeel e!
